Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb
投稿されました 1年以上前
They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to クロス the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. ブッシュ was wonderin how to クロス a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''?
投稿されました 1年以上前
Chuck Norris once came twice. Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother. Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time. How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All. (sorry my english it's not very good)
投稿されました 1年以上前
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even もっと見る badass than in this one. When it was discovered によって Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
投稿されました 1年以上前