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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are あなた a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were あなた calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. あなた were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...
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#1: SMOSH DISERVES A 秒 CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his 秒 chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.


#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..


#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..


#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..


#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..


#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..


#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..


#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..


#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..


#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..


#7:
I originally watched my little ポニー as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..


#8:
The first person I EVER met on ファンポップ is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda ロスト touch..


#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).


#10:
I found KoRn によって ACCIDENT..
#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice によって the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the タイトル protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows あなた his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..


#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as あなた remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..


#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...
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#1: 線, レイ BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and 線, レイ both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..


#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, あなた feel...
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Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my 愛 of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I 愛 these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY もっと見る in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, あなた know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....
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#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the Colors(色) of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove 通り, ストリート Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand によって threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...
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posted by Canada24
Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while あなた sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...
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#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing 次 to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, または even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined によって MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..


#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry ライム and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, または simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two ホーム Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..


#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...
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posted by Canada24
I originally left Alpha and Omega ファン fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do あなた know.

My little ポニー brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little ポニー ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. あなた get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems 安全, 安全です is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime によって working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the バン der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it によって sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..


#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...
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posted by Canada24
"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing 次 her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko 次 to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to 安全, 安全です house)....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did あなた get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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ピンク Floyd – The ウォール is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed によって Alan Parker with animated scenes によって political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 ピンク Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity によって the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) ウォール to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...
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DITTO - MLP:
who many years 前 (same 年 Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..



SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much 愛 either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...
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#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...
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#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job または deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a もっと見る efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained によって the sword...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H こんにちは アップルジャック, applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk または something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear アップルジャック, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 愛 あなた Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: によって the way. If あなた die または fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living 次 to 納屋 with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If あなた wanna live!? あなた wanna SURVIVE!? あなた gotta FIGHT FOR...
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