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This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare 虹 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the ピンク mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! あなた made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...


Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger によって at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. または the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 分 of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 分 watching some poor woman getting assaulted によって hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked によって Jan and Luke Valentine.

Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives または dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".

 Jan
Jan


But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood アイコン would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This 表示する was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE カートゥーン ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick 星, つ星 was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...
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#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. あなた belong to Robert now, okay, あなた do what he says.
Ted: あなた think あなた can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... あなた know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw あなた on television. And I thought あなた were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can あなた just Eメール me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what あなた want about Americans but we understand capitalism. あなた buy yourself a product and あなた get what あなた pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store エンジェル of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1: PIPS DEATH:
I think we all know why this scene is here :(


#2: SARAS KILLING ZOMBIE WORKERS:
The valentine brothers turned all the guards into ghouls and Saras goes insane and kills the ghouls..
Guess killing ghouls would of been okay.
But the look on Intergia's face made me feel bad about it.. :(


#3: SARAS GETS TORTURED によって ZORIN:
I am a very twisted person.
But this is fuckin BRUTAL..


#4: ALUCARD'S PAST:
he was enslaved によって Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and suffred the worst childhood...
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#1:
"Let's read 名言・格言 during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, あなた can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and あなた wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell あなた how I really felt about it, but then I... I told あなた the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My 質問 is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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I know 発言しました this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing あなた can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..

As I 発言しました before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown によって his own grenade...
posted by Canada24
"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing 次 her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko 次 to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to 安全, 安全です house)....
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#1:
“(being attacked によって Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) あなた PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, あなた shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding あなた and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, あなた want to run? Huh? あなた want to run, あなた want to disrespect me? あなた want to fuck with me? I mean, あなた come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and あなた want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give あなた thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat あなた up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this ファン fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this ファン fiction including any copying, reproduction または performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this ファン fiction.

Song: link

 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost 映画 I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best 芝居 I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and もっと見る than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to 表示する that children really do give もっと見る of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal アンダーワールド for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting ランダム citizen) あなた look like あなた struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, によって the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: あなた make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: あなた should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate あなた under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your お気に入り scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little 雌犬 made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...
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