[Hi, my name is Bob, and I approve this message]

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I got the magic in me
Everytime I touch that track it turns into gold
Everybody knows I've got the magic in me
When I hit the floor the girls come snappin' at me
Now everybody wants some presto magic

Magic, magic, magic (3x)
I got the magic in me!

[Verse 1:]
These tricks that I'll attempt will blow your mind
Pick a verse, any verse, I'll hypnotise あなた with every line
I'll need a volunteer, how about you, with the eyes?
Come on down to the front, and stand right here and don't be shy
I'll have あなた time-travellin', have your mind babblin'...