Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring 日 of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written 次 to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her お気に入り shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are あなた doing on my article?...

1. How old will あなた be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did あなた spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do あなた look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to most in the 次 six weeks?
Half term and mine and my フレンズ birthdays!

5. What's the last movie あなた saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person あなた called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message あなた received?
Some 雌犬 who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave あなた a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

Funny 名言・格言 and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so あなた know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means あなた stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if あなた don't like them...
... well i have others.
I 愛 irony. あなた know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about あなた have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

I just have a few things to say.

I 愛 あなた guys!

I 愛 the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of あなた is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad あなた are apart of my life! あなた guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope あなた all know that all of あなた always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving あなた to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! あなた were...

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel 机, デスク looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she 質問 even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted によって the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. あなた a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the 次 person behind her....

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the ディズニー version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in 愛 with marries another woman (whom he had been in 愛 with in the first place) - in the ディズニー version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a ナイフ to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

NOTE: If あなた are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are あなた still フレンズ with me? and b. stop 読書 this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So によって now, I think あなた all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own 記事 because aparently, I have nothing もっと見る interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

Not sure about all the different ファンポップ users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable によって the name, this ファン level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a ユーザー名 that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a ユーザー名 pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

So as あなた all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my ホーム nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 質問 I got and my reactions:

1. Were あなた born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America または something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did あなた buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are あなた from the 'hood'?...

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She 発言しました come on, come on, キッス my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She 発言しました come on, come on, キッス my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an 記事 about MCR's song. This is gonna be an 記事 about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how あなた imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults あなた at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it によって making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what あなた want, cliche または whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and あなた can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) 年 olds together, so what? Suck it....