From an Eメール I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten によって his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, あなた must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for もっと見る than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless あなた actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free ビール in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, あなた may always ask the score of the game in progress, but あなた may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical ビーチ ... and it's delivered によって a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) フレンズ don't let フレンズ wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- あなた didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) あなた must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was あなた who secretly set it on 火災, 火 and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If あなた complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are あなた a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless あなた are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation あなた need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten によって his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, あなた must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for もっと見る than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless あなた actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free ビール in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, あなた may always ask the score of the game in progress, but あなた may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical ビーチ ... and it's delivered によって a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) フレンズ don't let フレンズ wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- あなた didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) あなた must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was あなた who secretly set it on 火災, 火 and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If あなた complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are あなた a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless あなた are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation あなた need.