"NOTE: THIS IS A ファン FICTION OF MY CHARACTER VERSUS ED. THIS MIGHT BE GRAPHIC または HAVE SOME SWEAR WORDS. PARENTAL DISCRETION MAY BE ADVISED."
Chapter 1: The Wonders Of Elric
One Day, There Was This Alchemist Named Edward Elric. Now, He Had Many Friends, And Many Enemies. But, There Was This One Enemy That Had Maybe Done To Him. No One Knows If He's Lying, または Telling The Truth. Until One Night, They Came Across Eachother.
Chapter 2: Fright Night!
"Hey, What Are あなた Doin' HERE?!" Edward Said. "Huh?" I Said. "WHAT ARE あなた DOING HERE!?" Edward Said. "What Are あなた Talking About, Shorty?" I Said. "SHORT!? WHO'RE あなた CALLIN' SHORT!?" Edward Said. "Tch..." I Said. "Ehh, I Better Get Used To This. Anyway, Do あなた Remember Me?" Edward Said. "...Hmm..." I Spoke Calmly. "You Obviously DO NOT Remember. Well, I'll Tell Ya." Edward Said.
Chapter 3: The Know-It-All Story
Once, When We Were In 4th Grade, あなた Always Used To Say "Hey Shorty!" Remember?" Edward Said. "Oh Yeah. Dude, I'm Really Sorry About That." I Said. "I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!" Edward Said. "SORRY, Keep Goin'." "One Day, あなた And Al Came Across Eachother Like Today, And Al Fought あなた Just For The Heck Of It, Remember NOW?" Edward Said. "Hmmm, I Remember, Heh I Beat Him So Long 前 I Almost Forgot That!" I Said. So, How 'Bout あなた And Me Fight All-Out?" Edward Said. "Right Here!?" I Said. "YEAH, RIGHT HERE!!!" Edward Said. "Fine. (What A Waste Of Time.)" I Said.
Chapter 4: The Battle Begins!
So, I Took Out My Tengoku Tou. I Ran Towards Edward, Slashing Him And Making A Mark Right On His Body. With His Wound Bleeding To Death, He Was Almost Out. But Then, He Started Using His Alchemy. A Sword In A サークル, 円 Appeared And A Gray, Huge Metal Sword Came From The Ground. With Blood On The Sword From Many Battles, あなた Could Almost Hear The Disembodied Voices Calling Out To Their Family Members. So, Then, We Were Battling With Our Swords. Cut によって Cut, Slice によって Slice, They're Was Blood Everywhere. With Wounds On Mine And Edward's Bodys. Then, Two Bursts Of Wind Came From The Backs Of Us. And Behind Us, Were A Bag Of Senzu Beans. So We Each Walked Over There, With Bloody Footprints Upping Towards The Small, Tiny Bag. Me And Elric Then Me And Edward Grabbed A Senzu 豆 And Ate It. We Then Felt Better And Ready to Fight!
Chapter 5: The Fight's Back On!
We Got In Our Stances, And Started To Fight With Our Bloody Bodys And Swords Again. With Us Bleeding To Death, Our Shirts Were Cut Off. "Damn, If We Keep This Up One Of Us Will Die!" I Thought To Myself. "Heh Heh Heh." I Said. "What The Hell Are あなた Laughing About?" Edward Said. "We Both Have Taken So Many Blows. So, Why Don't We Finish This Off Here?" I Said. "Hmm-hmm, Fine." Edward Said. "BANKAI! HIHIO TENGOKU!!" I Said. With My Sword Turning Into A 2 Ton Ape, He Attacked Edward With Bloody Knuckles Hitting Edward's Face So Many Times. Until Edward Passed Out, The Crazy Ape Kept Hitting His Face So Many Times, He Almost Died. And Then, He Fainted. Soon, I Brought Him To A Hospital Nearby. Running With Bloody Feet, I Finally Make It To The Hospital. Then, Went The Precesures.
Chapter 6: あなた Alright!?
Soon, I Invited Alphonse, Roy & Winry Over To The Hospital. Then, Edward Woke Up And 発言しました "Damn, My Head Hurts. Where Am I?" "The Hospital." I 発言しました As I Walked Over To Him. "Tch, I Almost Killed あなた Last Night." I 発言しました Daringly. "WHAT!? あなた ALMOST KILLED EDWARD!!!???" Alphonse, Roy And Winry Said. "DAMN IT ALL, あなた JUST RUINED THE SURPRISE PARTY!!!' I Said. "Oops." They All Said. "Well, Atleast あなた Didn't Die, Shorty, Heheh." I Said. "STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! DAMN IDIOT!!!" Edward 発言しました As He Was Getting Up Out Of The Hospital Bed. "STOP!!!" Al 発言しました As He Stood Infront Of Me And Edward. "Tch, Fine." I Said. "So What Happened Between あなた Two?" Alphonse Said. "Heh, Well, It's A LONG Story." I Said.
THE END...
Chapter 1: The Wonders Of Elric
One Day, There Was This Alchemist Named Edward Elric. Now, He Had Many Friends, And Many Enemies. But, There Was This One Enemy That Had Maybe Done To Him. No One Knows If He's Lying, または Telling The Truth. Until One Night, They Came Across Eachother.
Chapter 2: Fright Night!
"Hey, What Are あなた Doin' HERE?!" Edward Said. "Huh?" I Said. "WHAT ARE あなた DOING HERE!?" Edward Said. "What Are あなた Talking About, Shorty?" I Said. "SHORT!? WHO'RE あなた CALLIN' SHORT!?" Edward Said. "Tch..." I Said. "Ehh, I Better Get Used To This. Anyway, Do あなた Remember Me?" Edward Said. "...Hmm..." I Spoke Calmly. "You Obviously DO NOT Remember. Well, I'll Tell Ya." Edward Said.
Chapter 3: The Know-It-All Story
Once, When We Were In 4th Grade, あなた Always Used To Say "Hey Shorty!" Remember?" Edward Said. "Oh Yeah. Dude, I'm Really Sorry About That." I Said. "I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!" Edward Said. "SORRY, Keep Goin'." "One Day, あなた And Al Came Across Eachother Like Today, And Al Fought あなた Just For The Heck Of It, Remember NOW?" Edward Said. "Hmmm, I Remember, Heh I Beat Him So Long 前 I Almost Forgot That!" I Said. So, How 'Bout あなた And Me Fight All-Out?" Edward Said. "Right Here!?" I Said. "YEAH, RIGHT HERE!!!" Edward Said. "Fine. (What A Waste Of Time.)" I Said.
Chapter 4: The Battle Begins!
So, I Took Out My Tengoku Tou. I Ran Towards Edward, Slashing Him And Making A Mark Right On His Body. With His Wound Bleeding To Death, He Was Almost Out. But Then, He Started Using His Alchemy. A Sword In A サークル, 円 Appeared And A Gray, Huge Metal Sword Came From The Ground. With Blood On The Sword From Many Battles, あなた Could Almost Hear The Disembodied Voices Calling Out To Their Family Members. So, Then, We Were Battling With Our Swords. Cut によって Cut, Slice によって Slice, They're Was Blood Everywhere. With Wounds On Mine And Edward's Bodys. Then, Two Bursts Of Wind Came From The Backs Of Us. And Behind Us, Were A Bag Of Senzu Beans. So We Each Walked Over There, With Bloody Footprints Upping Towards The Small, Tiny Bag. Me And Elric Then Me And Edward Grabbed A Senzu 豆 And Ate It. We Then Felt Better And Ready to Fight!
Chapter 5: The Fight's Back On!
We Got In Our Stances, And Started To Fight With Our Bloody Bodys And Swords Again. With Us Bleeding To Death, Our Shirts Were Cut Off. "Damn, If We Keep This Up One Of Us Will Die!" I Thought To Myself. "Heh Heh Heh." I Said. "What The Hell Are あなた Laughing About?" Edward Said. "We Both Have Taken So Many Blows. So, Why Don't We Finish This Off Here?" I Said. "Hmm-hmm, Fine." Edward Said. "BANKAI! HIHIO TENGOKU!!" I Said. With My Sword Turning Into A 2 Ton Ape, He Attacked Edward With Bloody Knuckles Hitting Edward's Face So Many Times. Until Edward Passed Out, The Crazy Ape Kept Hitting His Face So Many Times, He Almost Died. And Then, He Fainted. Soon, I Brought Him To A Hospital Nearby. Running With Bloody Feet, I Finally Make It To The Hospital. Then, Went The Precesures.
Chapter 6: あなた Alright!?
Soon, I Invited Alphonse, Roy & Winry Over To The Hospital. Then, Edward Woke Up And 発言しました "Damn, My Head Hurts. Where Am I?" "The Hospital." I 発言しました As I Walked Over To Him. "Tch, I Almost Killed あなた Last Night." I 発言しました Daringly. "WHAT!? あなた ALMOST KILLED EDWARD!!!???" Alphonse, Roy And Winry Said. "DAMN IT ALL, あなた JUST RUINED THE SURPRISE PARTY!!!' I Said. "Oops." They All Said. "Well, Atleast あなた Didn't Die, Shorty, Heheh." I Said. "STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! DAMN IDIOT!!!" Edward 発言しました As He Was Getting Up Out Of The Hospital Bed. "STOP!!!" Al 発言しました As He Stood Infront Of Me And Edward. "Tch, Fine." I Said. "So What Happened Between あなた Two?" Alphonse Said. "Heh, Well, It's A LONG Story." I Said.
THE END...