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ShadowTheWolf14 lol thats just so wrong lol

TiresomeEye911 HA HA HA H AH AH AH AH I CANT,,,,,,,,, STOP,,,,,,,,,, LAUPHING

AlphaClub Lol WTF XD

MyDarkestDays WTF?!?!?! LOL

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The Amazing Spider-Wolf!!! "The Amazing Fantasy" Part 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

"did this had to do with that spider? did it lend its abilitys to me? hmm" humphrey thought, then remembered. "Some of the spiders can not be touched, cause thier being tested." humphrey remembered. "maybe the クモ, スパイダー had some chemical または radio active." humphrey keeps thinking about it. "hmm, i should go back to my house." humphrey said.

11:00 at night.

"yes, it works i call it 'web shooters' these device allows me to make webs, abserve!" humphrey thought. he put on the device and put it on his paw, he made a web and made a スイング set. humphrey gets on it. "hmm... i should test my abilitys in...

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Southern wolf: It Ends (lane of freedom album) (chorus n 1st verse)

posted by garth22

(chorus)
Remember all of us when we were kiids but look at us now-
Down from the abyss near the tunnel still growned up, later on theirs no such thing as payin attention,
Where were we from the beginning alex! Theres always a 秒 chance I tooked so many of those but im just trying to give in my benefits all for あなた again….all for あなた again
Find a way out but where does it end…
(verse 1)
Im just half 狼, オオカミ half plain just only a simple kid
(hey)
Give me black stead of white wings the real color belongs to little red; lay her down for a purpose R.I.P on your bed,.
use to haved her dreams im runnin...

Humphrey The Punisher Part 2 The Crack House

posted by trueshadowwolf

"The crack 狼, オオカミ発言しました the leader of the crack house in 上, ページのトップへ floor, and I think its time to take him down!" Humphrey thought. Then he grabbed ammo from the other crack wolf. "Where do I get out of here?" The innocent 狼, オオカミ said. "Down stairs!" Humphrey said. "Ok, thank あなた Punisher!" The 狼, オオカミ said. Then the 狼, オオカミ left. The Humphrey went to find もっと見る up stairs. He went up. And there was a door. He he heard voices behind it. He opened it. "Now tell me where are the Damn drugs!" The crack 狼, オオカミ said. His had a revolver. "I'm sorry I don't have them!" The female 狼, オオカミ said. And there was a innocent male...

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The life of a lone 狼, オオカミ (chapter 1, leaving my home)

posted by humphrey59

As the sun raised it made my eyes hurt when i woke up, it was a nice 日 first of spring i think, it was a cool morning about 15 degrees. i was still looking for someone to accept a lone 狼, オオカミ like me. the sun shone through my curtains in my little lonesome den. It meant it was time for me to get up and start the 日 looking for a mate. i got up out of my ベッド high hopes for today thinking today was the 日 i find a mate. i walked over to the window opened the curtains and just stood there for a 秒 taking in the lovely warmth of the sun, i walked into the キッチン made myself some breakfast...

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Janice's 愛 Story:Chapter 2: A Surprise and a Suspition

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

Janice

After a few months of Janice being mates with Moonlight and secret mates with Brian she started to notice that she was getting fatter for some reason. One 日 while strolling によって the river she felt something kick her from inside her stomach. She gasped and ran to Brian, her ハート, 心 was beating fast with excitment, "Brian! I think I'm pregnant!" Brian smiled and jumped for joy. But then he saw the look of concern on his mate's face. "What's wrong my love?" Janice looked down at her paws. "Well, あなた and Moonlight mated with me....and あなた both look so different. Wouldn't Moonlight notice that one...

アナと雪の女王火災, 火 (Part VI)

posted by Omega90

The victory wouldn't last long,but it raised morale among the packs."You did a fine job out there Lone Wolf!"the brown 狼, オオカミ発言しました as her reinforcements that had driven out the Snow オオカミ came up the 丘, ヒル to greet her."Kate,the Snow オオカミ are retreating to the North,should we persue them または set up camp here?"a grey 狼, オオカミ asked,he appeared to have a scar across his muzzle."Tell the troops to set up watch,we'll use this as a base.And Hutch,please don't sneak out and pursue,we don't know if they'll let あなた go this time."Kate replied.And now I know where the scar had come from."So あなた are Kate,I...

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things that could have happened in the movie but never did.

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

1. Humphrey and his フレンズ could have ruined kates hunt if they crashed into the carabu after tney crash landed.

2. Kate could have still caught a caribu

3.Scar and claw could have gotten run over.

4. Winston could have gotten mad at kate.

5. Kate could have married Garth

6. Humphrey could have fallen in 愛 with lilly.

7. Salty could have howled with Sweets and キャンディー if he just 発言しました somthing a little もっと見る romantic to them

8. Humphrey could have been shot with the needle first

9. Kate could have ran after Marcel instead of Humphrey または she could have helped.

10. Humphrey could have just goten into...

The Road Less Traveled (Frozen Fire:Connor's Quest)

posted by Omega90

I had left town just an 時 ago,but something felt out of place.Why did I feel I was being watched,but によって who?A ブッシュ had rustled,I figured that maybe it wasn't a matter of who it was,but who they were."Take another step and we'll claw your eyes out and feed them to you!" a deep voice yelled.It seems he was the leader of them,but were they after me because of the doberman incident back in town?"Is this because I killed your gang leader!?" I demanded."He threatened the only person to care for me,so if あなた are here in force to get revenge,then あなた better dig a graveyard in the 次 few seconds!"...

Alpha and Omega 2 (part 2)

posted by boltrocks2233

Spring had come and the young alphas had returned from alpha school and where now pack leaders. Alex and Cameal where logboarding now proffecinally...or so they thought. Cameal was still afraid of it but in a way it was fun. "Wooohoooo!" Alex yelled. "Position 23." she told Cameal. Cameal swerved the back of the log right while Alex swerved the front left so they took a shortcut throught the brush but the path was narrow and the log started to flip but suprisingly, Alex summersalted in the air to get out of its path. Cameal was not so lucky, she huddled down into the log as it flipped. Eventually...

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My 上, ページのトップへ 5 A & O Charicters

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

1. Garth.
I think that Garth is very handsome. hehehe. He has a very great voice. I 愛 his howl. (His new howl, not his old one. XD) I just 愛 his green eyes and red fur. I 愛 his name.

2.Kate.
I think that Kate should have stayd with Garth. (Just my small opinion) But I 愛 her tomboyish sort of personality. But she is still very pretty and girlish. She is funny at times. I like it when she was trying to think of words to discribe Garth.

3, Humphry
He is sooooooo funnny!!! But he is serious when he has to. I 愛 his rain dance! XD He looks cute. And he has a very nice howl.

4, Tony/Winston
I Like both!!! Tony has such a great voice, and I 愛 his color fur! He is so sweet at the end. And Winston is so sweet and kind and selfless.

5. Lilly.
She is a funny omega and cute. I 愛 her eyes!! And she just dose turtles!! And her voice is cute. And I think she is shy at the begining but later she is very bold. I like that. And I 愛 her howl.

the legend of fangs chapter 1(plz read this is my first story i appreciate it =P)

posted by bloodshot444

This story takes place in Canada jasper park. it is about a 狼, オオカミ who will go through countless struggle just to find happiness.

One 日 on a bright summer 日 a 狼, オオカミ was born he was not like any other and he was about to embark on the hardest journey there is...life. His mother and father were so overjoyed they loved their child もっと見る than anything and for the first eight years of fangs life he was happy and he loved his family もっと見る than anything. But one 日 on a rainy night tragedy struck his family and his pack were attacked によって the rival pack know as the eastern wolves. the packs have been...

Open Your Eyes- Cover Lyrics

posted by LucarioZoura1

Lately,
The trolls are creeping.
Maybe,
They do need some help.
Just their problem,
Its not my problem.

Don't you,
go troll-ing me.
Eat through,
Eat through my heart,
Are あなた mad bro?
Can I kill あなた now?

If I could screw you,
It is so near,
You start using everything I fear.
Are あなた mad bro,
Will あなた die now?
As bad as it seems,
no one seams to care,
I have no life,
the consequence is real.
I am going to Screeewww youuuu.

[Chorus:]
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
But it's just everything we do.
Till あなた start to yell,
"get the fu-uck out.
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
I will troll toll troll troll you,
Till we come to realize,...

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OmegaHumphrey Bio (a biography of my great mate)

posted by AlphaKate100

Name: OmegaHumphrey (Humphrey)

Animal: Wolf

Rank: Beta (Was Omega,but decided to become a Beta to help the pack and me with pups )

Mate:me of course(AlphaKate100)

Fur Color: Gray

Eye Color: Blue

Favorite Color: Black

Likes: me, his フレンズ in Jasper and his フレンズ on Fanpop, receiving blow jobs from me, music, singing, log-sledding

Dislikes: Berries,hunters,and anyone who intends to harm me and are pups

Favorite sport to watch: hockey

Names of pups: Star, Ikuto, Dex, Owen and Katie

Favorite Movies: Alpha And Omega, Transformers: Dark Of The Moon, アバター (James Cameron version), I Am Number Four, the...

LWK Life With Kate 2: A beautiful place Non copied i swear

posted by Xscash232

*This take place a bit of awhile after the last part*

*Kates POV* All i saw as we drove was a beautiful country side and i loved it it was so peaceful but i still wondered where we were going. So i asked "Where are we going baby" and he replied "Trust me its somewhere special and you'll 愛 it.

*Regular または my POV*
It was a beautiful 日 very sunny and perfect and i loved drive like this it was fun and i knew exactly where i was going i was going to my お気に入り place to realax i used to go there before but stoped but now im going back. ~An 時 later~ I say "We're here kate I parked the truck...

Re of LIL-Humphrey's Series 'A 秒 Chance: Chapter One:My accident'

posted by REDWolfleader

It was a Saturday afternoon. The weather was realy nice, so I decided to go to the Park with some フレンズ to have a barbeque. The Park is about 6 Miles away so I had to drive によって car.
I packed my bag with some bottles of limonade and some steaks, left my apartment and got into my car. It was a BMW 330. Actually I never liked this car that much … too much electrical toys for me. I started the engine and drove away. After about 3 miles I saw that there was a red traffic light in about 100 meters. I just began to slow down but then the light turned green so I pushed on the gas pedal again.

Suddenly,...

Humphreys depression: part 13 Humphrey rap battles with Wolfiey's son Riley

posted by xscash23

Humphrey was all hoped up to beat Wolfiey's son in a rap battle so when he got there he saw riley sitting waiting : and they soon started with Riley first:
Yo Humphrey, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Riley dawg あなた gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe あなた really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit あなた say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one あなた commit suicide to.
Fuck Riley ......

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Me And Sophie Part 3: Story of Sophie Parents

posted by jason74633

That night when me and my parent are sleeping in Sophie デン I hear moaning. I turn to see Sophie turning in her sleep moaning and talking.
Me: Sophie wake up You're having a nightmare.
Sophie: Huh Jason I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you.
Me: It's okay あなた are the one I'm worried about.What's your nightmare?
Sophie: It's about my parents' death.
*flashback*
it's a summer afternoon I was hunting with my parents then a stampede come across and killed my parents.
Sophie: MOM DAD WHERE ARE YOU? As I turned
around I saw my parents were Injured and unconscious. I went to checked on them and saw them theyre dying i i don't know what to do
*flasback ends*
Sophie: They're dead jason they're dead.
Me: I'm sorry