What do あなた think the golden swords back-story is?

it was too long to post in Answers... here's the link to my answer.

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Mr. Fumplinihnhoutigywenmyib was a メリダとおそろしの森 warrior with an obsession with tacos. His fighting skill was helped によって his talking golden sword named albreta. Alberta liked cheese. And cake. And muffins. And soap operas!
Life was good.
But then some shady エモ dude with a 虹 filled past ate Alberta's ability to speak with a ham sandwich. Alberta was pretty pissed so he raged on chat-boards all 日 long until moonrise. Moonrise had a mouth and told Alberta to kill one direction but Alberta refused as he only hated justin beiber, and wouldn't even kill him! So Alberta and Mr. Whats his face rode off into the sun eating tacos and nyan cats!