posted by brown-eyed-girl
Me: Hi superboy
Me: So superboy this must be your first interview seeing how あなた spent your whole life in a pod.
SB: I guess
Me: How does it feel to be out?
SB: good, I guess
ME: what do あなた like to do for fun?
SB: Train, ride my mortycycle and take 狼, オオカミ on walks
ME: あなた named him wolf
Me not a very creative name
Everyone is yawning
ME: you’re not a very interesting person are you?
SB: Blame スーパーマン I am his clone
ME: What about Lex Luther he is your human father
Audience: Aw man I didn’t know that. Spoiler. This is 星, つ星 wars all over again.
SB: how did あなた know?
Me: I know everything
SB looks startled. There is a serious scary silence.
ME: anyway how do あなた feel about how many ファン have coupled あなた with aqualad または Robin.
SB: I’m with Megan
Me: How long do あなた think it will last?
ME: Many relationships end
Me: あなた haven’t thought about that have you?
SB: She’s the only person I feel see’s the real me. I can’t imagine us ending. When I think about the future I can’t imagine being without her
Audience starts crying. Everyone knows what will happen in five years except him.
I wipe my eyes with a tissue.
Me: That was beautiful, and sad considering the 最近 episodes.
ME: You’ll find out in five years. I think that this interview is over. Thank あなた Superboy for coming
We shake hands.
ME: Before あなた leave I want to give あなた a gift.
I gave him a box. He opened it and stared at it
SB: I really wish I had the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes
ME: Please コメント on who あなた would want me to interview next.
Camera goes over to the gift.
It's a monkey doll dressed as superman