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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that あなた just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, または downright awesome, あなた just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My 上, ページのトップへ 10 アニメ Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean によって this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and 虹 Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would あなた like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin. アップルジャック, applejack was at Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with アップルジャック, applejack in Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If あなた say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck あなた Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Songs. What can be 発言しました about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to 表示する あなた all the 上, ページのトップへ Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will あなた stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, あなた better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No あなた won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see あなた again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, あなた creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag あなた around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...

Link: Okay, so, who is the 次 helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the 次 person on the 一覧 is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think あなた should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't あなた help me? I need あなた to go and...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad あなた see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut あなた the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the 次 island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but あなた have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Okay, so, when あなた think of violent video games, where あなた kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, または Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where あなた don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where あなた go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme または reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that あなた play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

So, there are people out there who prefer アニメ over western カートゥーン and there are people who prefer western カートゥーン over anime. Me, personally, well, if あなた asked me at the age of seven, I would have 発言しました western. But, 与えられた the shit we see today, I think its obvious that アニメ is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, または Avatar: The Last Airbender, but あなた know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying オレンジ TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an アニメ that has the western style animation. That 表示する would be the...

Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One 日 from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did あなた wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. あなた just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...

Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did あなた send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link によって using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and あなた fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't あなた just take...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my お気に入り shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be 発言しました about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope あなた all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the 表示する started in October 2010. MLP was created によって Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters ホーム for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this 表示する is amazing. Of course, the...

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are あなた done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this あなた are saying
Joe:...

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: あなた mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...