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Ben the Hobo-Killer - As Ben played through Tony Hawk's Underground, all of his time was spent running into the homeless residents of New Jersey. Due to this, Nik and Ryan have decided that, due to Ben's higher social class, he is trying his hardest to lower the poor population in America. Just like George ブッシュ would've wanted.

Brother Jugglin' - A term coined によって Nik during his time playing SoulCalibur V. Due to his hatred of Patroklos, due to his awful use and how he spams attacks as a CPU, he resorted to kicking him when playing as the character's sister, Phyrra. This caused Patroklos to constantly stay in the air. Nik would continue to kick Patroklos in the air as a way to beat him in fights. So far, it hasn't failed him yet.

Catherine - Catherine is a game によって Atlus released in 2011. Nik really enjoyed the story and was happy to never spoil it, and states that, since Katherine (With a K) wears glasses, she is clearly the better of the two choices (Even though he can't deny that Boss is the best Catherine girl). But Nik, knowing that Catherine (With a C), being voiced によって Laura Bailey, the same voice as Rise from Persona 4, he knew Ryan's お気に入り would be Catherine. Because of this, he has done everything he could to ignore Catherine, talk shit to her on texts, and try to tell her to get off Vincent's dick, despite her wanting it so badly. Nik has done everything he could to keep this ファンタジー away from Ryan at all costs.

The Cringe - The Cringe is a creature created によって Nik and Ben a long time ago. 発言しました to only spawn from the most toxic of locations, like a ダンプスター, ゴミ箱, 収集 または a Undertale Reddit forum. When the Cringe has gained all the necessary bile and grim it needs, it spawns into a hideous creature. No one knows what the Cringe looks like, as those who have seen it have died, cringing to the point their skull cracks. It is rumored that only one so unbearable to be around can stare at The Cringe without suffering. If need be, Nik and the other's have agreed to have Collin look at it.

Demon Dick - A phrase created によって Nik whenever Ravyn is brought up in anything. Whenever a demon または devil is anywhere in sight, Nik expects Ravyn to be there. This is due to Ravyn's insane obsession over the character Mephisto from the マンガ and アニメ Blue Exorcist. Nik believes that Ravyn would go for any demon, and not just Mephisto, despite knowing it would probably make her mad. Nik has once planned to send Ravyn a copy of Dante's Inferno for the PS3, as the game contains the devil with his massive penis showing, along with art of Mephisto to help keep her at bay, as he knows the salt would build up in her slowly.

Dragonborn - Due to Nik owning the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim without having to buy it, he has used this as a way to consider himself a bigger Skyrim ファン than Ravyn. Ravyn has told him to go fuck himself (Though used in different words). Nik has only used this once, but does hope to continue to use it just to anger Ravyn.

Mississippi - One of the American states and ホーム state of Jade_23. Nik has described Mississippi as being 50% racism and homophobia, 20% poor education, 15% Klan meetings at the local KFC, 10% Trump signs, and 5% Jade's Salt Farm. Every time the conversation of stupid white people are brought up, Nik is always quick to say that it is in Mississippi. Though some may consider this offensive, Nik believes that they will one 日 see just how shit Mississippi is, which shouldn't take too long.

Muppet 赤ちゃん Edition - A term used によって Nik to describe a scene, usually in flashback, in stories that 表示する the characters in present time as children または even infants. This is usually used to 表示する a events that made the characters who they were, または some relevance to the present. However, this spawned from the game Final ファンタジー VIII, where not only did nothing happen in their childhood, but it ended up making the story of Final ファンタジー VIII worse, and making this a Final ファンタジー game that Nik hated until Final ファンタジー XIII came along. Nik uses Muppet 赤ちゃん Edition as a way to describe pointless child flashbacks.

Parkinson's - Nik's hate of the SoulCalibur character, Patroklos, continues. Due to his utter hate towards him, what with him being egotistical as hell, killing innocent people for being suspected as demons, but spares his sister, because she's different, and even though he is told that they were not demons, it really does nothing to him または the story, and he doesn't progress as a character, and just being a terrible character to play as. Due to his poor character development and his painful play style, and the fact that Nik has a hard time remembering his name, Nik has called him Parkinson's, because, not only is it easier to remember, but being around him physically hurts Nik. Parkinson's has now joined the likes of Kenny and Sparro in the Trashman.

Qar Quest - A name Nik and Ben came up due to Ben constantly misplacing his car in busy parking lots. This came from a time when Nik and Ben were out on a sunny 日 that suddenly turned to shit with a thunderstorm, and they were out looking for his car for half an hour. It was only after they went to the opposite side of the building did they find his car. That same night, they almost spent another thirty 分 looking for it, before thankfully using their heads, as well as the car alarm.

Revengeance - Nik's new お気に入り タイトル for anything after playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Due to the absurd and over-the-top action, such as, but not limited to, sword fighting with a Metal Gear, fighting a man named Jetstream Sam, fighting a woman with multiple robotic arms, dodging a massive amount of thrown vehicles, aiding a robot dog with a chainsaw, fighting a terrorist with massive scissors, and fist fighting a U.S. senator, Nik as been constantly seen being childishly excited every time he plays the game, and has deemed it as one of his お気に入り Metal Gear games, despite being the furthest thing from a Metal Gear game.

Sk8ter Master B. 8ter - A character not created によって Nik, but によって his friend Ben. A one 年 old baby who is prone to extreme growth hormones. So extreme, he is capable of walking, talking, having the appearance of a sixteen 年 old, and understanding how to kill a man. Due to Ben not being a pro skater (Like Nik), most of his time was spent murdering the homeless and trying not to eat shit while impressing Chad Muska. In the end, Master B. 8ter died doing what he loved: Using his skating tricks to lower poverty rates- によって killing the homeless.

Supa-Killa-Chan - The first character created in SoulCalibur V, all the character recommendations によって Ryan. She is a bubbly アニメ girl with purple hair, large breasts, and the want to kill everything, like all アニメ girls. She has a habit of stabbing all the guys in the dick, and has a huge crush on all the guys. Ryan has stated that Supa-Killa-Chan would be voiced によって Laura Bailey. Later that night, Nik erased Supa-Killa-Chan, erasing her from the world forever and ending Ryan's stupid dreams.

Tillon Uppercut - Nik's created character in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. A Nord who came to Cyrodiil just to get some eggs, he was locked up for reasons even he doesn't understand. After leaving the kingdom's emperor to die in the sewers (The fate of all kings), Tillon began his journey across Cyrodiil, murdering the fiercest mudcrabs and talking mad shit about the lord Dagon for being, what he describes as, Goro's retarded cousin. Tillon got the name Uppercut due to constantly breaking all his swords, and would result to using his fists. Some say he closed an entire gate to Oblivion just によって using his fists. It is 発言しました that he could have taken Battle-Axe Torkus (But those are different timelines, so fuck it). After defeating Dagon, Tillon decided to stay in Cyrodiil, because everyone, while a little dumber, were way nicer than the assholes of Skyrim. He would later go on to win the Arena tournament によって pushing the Arena's grand champion into a suicidal depression in order to win. No one would ever know of this. He continues to justify all his murders to this day.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a typical 日 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
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Big Ounce - A character named after the meme, fully called “Big Ounce: Professional 通り, ストリート Nigga”. Big Ounce (Nik’s character) is seen as an obese black man with red dreads and a red beard, wearing a big winter コート and a beanie on his head. Some people call Big Ounce homeless, but little do they know, ホーム is what あなた make it… Big Ounce lives in a box. Despite Big Ounce’s poor state, he manages to be one of the best rappers in Def Jam. That, または he at least knows how to beat up other rappers that あなた probably don’t care about. Big Ounce has done everything he could to bring Biggie...
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Song: link

Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do あなた say we get あなた ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.

8:00 - Now

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & フレンズ - Series Finale

Shayne: I'm sorry, but we...
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Modding is quite a cool thing in games, isn’t it? あなた already have an original game, but with a few tweaks, あなた can turn it into something completely different. The modding community is insane, especially in games like GTA V and Skyrim. あなた know, before they outlawed modding for GTA and now mods are paid for in Skyrim…. But before that, it was great. Fallout is already a fun game on it’s own, but によって turning all the Deathclaws into something like Macho Man Randy Savage, it really turns into a piece of art. But, what if あなた mod the game so much, あなた get something completely different, to...
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*This 記事 contains graphic imagery, violence and gore, and disturbing content and may not be suited for some readers. あなた have been warned*


Corner of Horror has been rather tame since I first brought it up, haven’t I? Well, I think I should now start talking about subjects that appear to be a bit もっと見る disturbing. We live in a world that is full of fear and nightmares. We may not have monsters from our own dreams and from stories we hear running around, but we have people who can do some terrible things, または moments that could put us in a state of fear. That is what brings fear to us truly....
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Happy ハロウィン everyone, and welcome to the tenth and final 一覧 of the ハロウィン season. Today, we will be looking at the five pumpkins and scarecrows in the entertainment world…. I ran out of things to make a full 上, ページのトップへ ten. Sue me. So, yeah. The usual rules. Only one per franchise and only for ones I have seen. Also, don’t expect this to be too scary. But trust me, I will find at least one nightmare inducing monster to put on this list. Trust me. With all that said, let us start the list.

#10: Jack from Animal Crossing (Pumpkin)



What can really be 発言しました about Jack. All he is is a guy...
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Aryn Awlson from Persona 4 - Aryn was just your typical kid with white hair at the age of 16. He loved Sword Art Online and had a collection of fake katanas. After his parents moved him to Buttfuck Nowhere, 日本 (Or もっと見る commonly known as Inaba), he was forced to live with his greatest enemy, his bastard uncle, Dojima-san, and Nanako, the only true family Aryn had, as the rest had either abandoned him または was the drunken bastard Dojima. Regardless, Aryn continued on his way, until he soon gained a Persona, which was a totally-not-Stand. Aryn used this new found ability to make him an anime...
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 Art によって AquaMarine
Art by AquaMarine
I already reviewed クリスマス Cruelty, a Norwegian horror クリスマス movie. Now, I’m going to review a Dutch クリスマス horror movie from the Netherlands. I’ve never seen または heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of them… Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, let’s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, または Saint in Europe, または Saint Nick in...
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I 愛 George A. Romero's zombie movies. Their all so creative with their monsters, and how they manage to impress me with every film (With a few exceptions of Diary and Survival of the Dead). They were just so good. So good in fact, that the Dead series inspired a just as awesome zombie movie. Probably my お気に入り horror comedy movie ever made. It's the classic British horror romantic comedy, Shaun of the Dead.



Shaun of the Dead is the classic 2004 movie staring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who would appear in other 映画 によって the same creators, such as Hot Fuzz and The World's End. The...
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posted by deathding
Also on WWG430's club because..... Why the fuck not? I mean, there's no logical sort of context in which this case is being presented that can rationally prove that I don't have the civil rights to do something as trivial and meaningless as this.

And yes, I understand what I 発言しました just as much as あなた probably did the first time around.

Google Time ;D

"How to be single"

What the hell? That question's easy as anything, DON'T DO ANYTHING.

Fuck man, if あなた can't even hail the magic 巻き貝, コーチ, コンクシェル at YOUR age then I pray for your sanity.

"I 愛 sushi"

Bikini Bottom would like to have a word with you.

"Is this site...
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Well, I thought it was time to make myself look like a creep. There are always those one girls who act very little like girls and behave もっと見る like males, which is what makes a tomboy. What separate’s tomboys from girls is how they behave. Other girls would use makeup, are always making their hair look nice, and wear clothing made for their gender. Tomboy’s rarely use makeup, if ever, don’t give a damn about their hair, and prefer a simple T-shirt. And that is why I always thought tomboy’s to be the best kind of female… Yes, I am aware that I am sounding like a creep. Kinda hard to...
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 Art によって Deathding
Art by Deathding
When it comes to anime, あなた usually get these big eyed and big breasted characters that probably (No, もっと見る like most likely) go to school, fight monsters または some villain in some way for ten trillion episodes, and deal with the occasional ビーチ of hot spring episode. And it’s all in the typical 2D art style, and that’s how アニメ ファン want it. Trust me, if I learned anything from the 2016 Berserk anime, it’s that going from 2D to 3D is a terrible decision. However, there is one 3D アニメ that everyone loves…. Well, everyone who’s seen it that is. And that アニメ (And yes, it is an anime)...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 あなた must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 次 part of this ファン fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 次 part of this ファン fiction



Song: link

 The following is an STH/AM6663 ファン Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 ファン Fiction


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side によって side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now あなた understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got スプリット, 分割 into...
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.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, あなた need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, あなた need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in 質問 is ジーザス and Hitler.
Now, some of あなた might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell あなた the whole title. Hell, the タイトル of this 記事 doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is ジーザス and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, あなた heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction...
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 Art によって Alinah_09
Art by Alinah_09
What, an animated horror movie? Well, kinda. I wanna recommend something that can be seen as PG rated for once, and since I want to save a very special animated horror-themed movie for December, I decided to choose something that was good, but probably not as well known as that (And you’ll know what I’m talking about when クリスマス comes around) For now, let’s talk about probably the scariest children’s horror movie… At least, from what I’ve seen: Monster House



Monster House takes place in a small town neighborhood, where local kid DJ spies on his neighbor, the elderly and...
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Wow… just wow. The 作者 of todays fanfic didn’t even fucking try to make it good. Just a 分 and a half long story, and that’s it. And its especially insulting to me, because this is a Zelda fanfic, and I 愛 the Zelda games. So, lets start the fanfic, named Majora’s Pants… About half of あなた just left. I can feel it. あなた all left because the タイトル is so stupid, its unbelievable.
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku 木, ツリー and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku 木, ツリー is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora...
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added by AquaMarine6663
Back in the beginning of 2015, when GTA V was still insanely popular, before it became slightly less popular, me and my brother were playing this game like crazy, always messing around with the world whenever we could. Neither of us gave a shit about the story, we wanted to explore. And soon, when our parents bought us XBox Gold, we were able to play the insanely fun GTA Online, and of course, when I say fun, I mean funny as hell, because my brother would piss off a whole bunch of little kids who thought they were God and would start making them scream. It was really funny, One day, when my...
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Aquamarine's Choice: Dark Brotherhood from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim



Aquamarine6663 - Instead of just one level または quest, what I really hate is the whole Dark Brotherhood storyline and quests in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Seriously. It was decent the first time I played, but the rest of the times, it's just really boring. Unlike in Oblivion were the missions had creativity such as, "Kill this guy in this way または no reward" but in Skyrim, it's just, "Kill this guy any way possible. It doesn't matter if the guards catch あなた または not". Seriously? Nobody, in all of Skyrim, wants someone to die in...
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Children are the young members of society and are the future または the world, leading to something new for all of us to do. So, it only makes sense that they are all super annoying in video games. Now, this will probably be my most controversial list… I mean, I am hating on children, so… That is pretty bad. But, this is something no one has done before, so I have to do it before someone else takes it. Rules as usual. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. Finally, I can’t think of too much children that are annoying, so, this will just have to do. Enjoy.

#5:...
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