When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a 愛 for もっと見る of the Japanese culture. After 読書 about the country on an 記事 online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. もっと見る specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling あなた this so あなた can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then, when my dad wanted to buy us stuff, like on our birthday または Christmas, he would NEVER go to the store, because he was a real cheap person. So, his options were either eBay, the local pawn shops, または yard sales. He would also take us to these places when we had some spending money. One day, he took us to go to some yard sales, where I ended up buying Parasite Eve II, Ghostbusters on Blu-ray, and the first three Pokemon 映画 (That last one really isn’t that good, since those 映画 were pretty bad). So, while we were searching through other yard sales, my eyes happened to fall upon this one item. It looked like something seath to something. I then noticed that this seath actually had something in it. Something with a hilt. I picked it up, and pulled out whatever was inside. And inside was a steel blade Japanese samurai sword. It looked so damn cool. But, what was even better was the price tag. The people who owned this were only selling it, and I am not making this up, for eight goddamn U.S. dollar. They are actually selling a Japanese weapon for eight dollars. And that’s not the crazy part. The crazy part is that they were perfectly fine with a thirteen 年 old buying a goddamn sword. I would have bought it too, because I was, as I have stated before, a dumb little shit, if my dad hadn’t saw this and told me to put it back. Yeah, I was pretty pissed that I didn’t get to buy a sword, but, honestly, it’s for the best. I already badly cut my pinkie a 年 before. I don’t think swinging a sword would be a smart idea after that major fuck up.
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK あなた (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 次 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are あなた still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK あなた (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 次 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are あなた still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED