Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope あなた all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got home, he asked my mother if he could go. Now, my mother, while she can be a nice woman, she is a real hardass. If あなた have seen Full Metal Jacket, picture the drill sergeant, only as a female. That’s my mother, but only when she’s angry, of course. So, when my brother asked my mother if he could go to his フレンズ house (On a school night, I should add) She told him no, because she, like everyone, already knew that he would get himself into trouble. Throughout the entire day, my brother was begging to go, and he even cleaned the entire house so he could go. But, no matter what he did または said, my mother would not let him go. So, he then decided that “Fuck her” and decided to make a plan. When night came, he would sneak out through the backdoor, and go to his フレンズ house. Now, that plan would have worked… If it wasn’t for the fact that my mother had decided to spend the night right outside my brothers room. Now, let me tell you, my mother- For someone who couldn’t really keep a job for もっと見る than a year- Was smart. She knew what we were thinking, and what we were going to say before we 発言しました it. She was just that good. Now, I shared a room with my brother at the time, and we lived on the 秒 story. Right under our window was the walkway up to my grandma’s porch, as well as a small portion of grass. So, my brother then decided to just jump out of the window and make his escape. Now, in case あなた forgot, I lived on the 秒 STORY! So, no doubt, I started freaking out, telling my brother not to do that. But, like all younger siblings, he chose to ignore me, and then jumped right out the window, and fucking rolled right onto the grass. The first thing that came into my head was “Oh my god, he actually fucking made it”. And not only did my brother not break his legs when he hit the ground, but he didn’t even have a scratch on him. It was like something out of a goddamn movie. So after that, my brother ran out and ran to where his フレンズ house was. My mother, of course, was pissed, but, like I said, she was smart, so she knew where he was. Once my mother brought him back home, Ooooohhh boy. Now, my mother was trained in the arts of belt-to-ass beatings. She trained hard in the mountains about how to スイング a ベルト in the best way possible for the perfect 尻, お尻 beating… Okay, no she didn’t, but she might as well, because she was like the Bruce Lee of punishing children. I swear, I think my brother ended up crying at one point… あなた have no idea how hard it was to keep from laughing. So, obvious moral, don’t sneak out when your parents don’t want あなた leaving the house.
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because によって the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If あなた die または fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice 発言しました as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What あなた do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first パンチ knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because によって the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If あなた die または fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice 発言しました as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What あなた do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first パンチ knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..