Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very 秒 they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this level that attacks enemies for you, so how much of the movie do あなた think this follows? Anyway, the reason I chose Tony is because, well, he wields a chainsaw… Okay, so, this is もっと見る based on opinion rather than facts. And here is an opinion. GODDAMN, SCARFACE WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE



#9: Tommy Vercetti from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - Now, I could have chosen any of the characters in the 3D GTA universe, but which one of them has a mission where あなた chase after a fat Columbian and cut him to pieces with a Chainsaw down the streets of Vice City? Only Vice City, that’s what. Seriously, this mission alone put Tommy on the list, because he is so hell bent on killing this guy, he’l cut him up with a chainsaw in the middle of town in broad daylight. It’s just so stupid, its great



#8: Doom Guy from Doom - Now, there is a moment in some horror games where an enemy chases あなた with a chainsaw. Well, now あなた get to 表示する the fuckers how あなた felt when あなた get a Chainsaw. When あなた find the chainsaw, あなた literally see Doom Guy give a sadistic smile. He knows what is going to happen. And he loves it. And, after cutting down hundreds of demons from hell, you’ll begin to 愛 it too



#7: Dr. Salvador from Resident Evil 4 - Now, being probably the worst doctor in video games, Dr.Salvador scared the hell out of me when I played Resident Evil 4. This guy appears at ランダム moments in the game, wearing a bag over his head, and running at あなた with a chainsaw. When あなた hear that chainsaw of his, あなた will get a little scared. Probably because his chainsaw, unlike the other enemies in the game, deals a one hit death to you. And あなた get to see him cut your head off in all of it’s gruesome glory. Great



#6: Pigssy from Manhunt - Now, what is scarier than a chainsaw wielding maniac with a bag over his head. How about a chainsaw wielding maniac with a dead pigs head over his head. Yeah, that’s just disgusting. Pigssy is a mentally challenged psychopath that is chained up in an attic of the Director’s home, wearing nothing but a pigs head on his own head, and the swed up skin of pigs all over his body. Once he breaks free, it becomes a game of cat-and-mouse, where he chases あなた across the mansion, trying to kill you. And it is horrifying. Imagine a man covered in parts of farm 動物 with a chainsaw chasing あなた in a broken down mansion, and あなた have no way of stopping him. It’s goddamn horrifying



#5: LQ-84i from Metal Gear Rising - It’s a robot dog… with a chainsaw tail… WHAT ELSE!



#4: Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw - After the great game series that is No もっと見る Heroes, that only left ファン thinking what Suda51 would do next… And what did he do? Get Tara Strong to voice a cheerleader with a girly chainsaw and go out and fight zombies while she has her boyfriends still living head attached to her… SUDA51 EVERYBODY! So, anyway, Juliet is a cheerleader, with a 愛 for lollipops, and is a zombie hunter. Yeah. We got Simon, the Vampire Hunter. Dante, the Demon Hunter. Now, Juliet, the Zombie Hunter. Now we just need a video game with a Alien Hunter in it. Anyway, Juliet goes around town, hacking up zombies with her chainsaw, and making blood and guts fly everywhere. And, from time to time, pop 音楽 will play while she murders hordes of them. But, seriously though, just close your eyes when she talks and tell me あなた don’t imagine Twilight Sparkle



#3: Marcus Fenix from Gears of War - It’s an Assault Rifle… with a Chainsaw… WHAT E- Okay, were not doing that again. Marcus, being a soldier defending all human life from the Locusts, feels the best way is to do this calmly and carfu- Ha ha ha, fuck that. He goes out there and slices them to bits with his chainsaw gun. IT’S FUCKING CRAZY AND I 愛 IT!



#2: Chuck Greene from Dead Rising 2 - Sure, I could have chosen Adam, but, we don’t get to see all the crazy thing Adam can do with those chainsaws. Sure, he can juggle them and block bullets with them… but that is Preschool level compared to what Chuck does. What Chuck Greene does is もっと見る than just grab a chainsaw and cut up enemies. He uses the chainsaw and places them together with bikes, and cuts down zombies によって the hundreds in a matter of seconds. Not to mention, he can make a Paddlesaw, which allows him to slices zombies with easy. Hell, THE WEAPON HE HOLDS ON THE BOX HAS TWO FUCKING CHAINSAWS ON IT! HOW COULD I NOT PICK HIM!



#1: Jack Cayman from Madworld - Now, even though Marcus has an awesome assault ライフル gun, and Chuck can create some awesome stuff with them, Jack IS the chainsaw. And that isn’t some sort of figurative stuff. I mean his fucking arm is a goddamn chainsaw. Jack is an ex-navy soldier who went to work with the FBI to handle the violence that is happening on Jefferson Island. And the best way to fix the violence is もっと見る violence. And it works beautifully. Sure, he can use other stuff, like bats, swords, spears, clubs, 通り, ストリート signs, tires, and spikes, but his trusty chainsaw is just amazing. He can slice guys in half both vertically and horizontally, as well as decapitating them, slicing their arms off, and even using it to rip their hearts out. That fucking chainsaw has no damn limits to it. Just having all these beautiful ways of murder as well as being the weapon yourself easily makes Jack number one.

So, there あなた go. Did あなた like this list. Tell me below if あなた like. And with that, I will see あなた all 次 time.