King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the 上, ページのトップへ of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, あなた go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't あなた coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, あなた see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)
Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: あなた don't recognize me. I am Postman. I live amongst the tribe of Postal Bird People and deliver mail to worship または Mail Gods
Link: .............. That's stupid
Postman: Yes, its is. Anyway, let me introduce あなた to our king
King: Ah, hello, young hero.
Link: My god, what is it with this place and its crazy bird human hybrids
King: We are this way to worship the Mail Gods.......... Also we live near a nuclear waste facility.
Link: So, I guess I should get through the near によって temple quick
King: Pretty much
Link: So, what do I do
King: Just go and talk to my daughter so she can give あなた a letter to give to my son
Link: Why didn't あなた just give me the letter
King: I.......... Don't know...........
Link: Nevermind, I'll just get this stupid letter to give to your possibly stupid son
King: (Laughs) It's funny cause its true
Medli: Oh my... Are you...... a human
Link: Yes, I am, and あなた are a creepy human bird hybrid girl.......... Eh, considering my sex life, I'd still hit it
Medli: So, did my father send you
Link: Yep, and.... What's with that syringe
Medli: Oh, no reason... こんにちは what's that
Link: Huh (Turns) (Medley pokes Link with syringe) Ouch
Medli: Sorry about that. I just need to check for.... diseases............ Could I have a pluck of your hair, please
Link: Yeah, I am just going to take this letter and go. Bye (Runs off)
Medli: (Whispers) You'll be back human, and I'll be waiting
Link: Hey, are あなた the kings dumbass son
Komali: Oh, my god. I'm not stupid. My dad is just a prick
Link: That's great... によって the way, can I have that ball. I need it and it will be a great way to help me avoid the temple
Komali: NO! FUCK OFF! ITS MINE!
Link: Okay, guy. Geez. I'll just get the ball some other way
Link: Well, shit, I'm out of ideas. And there is no way I am going into that temple. Right Na- Oh right, Navi isn't here........ Tad- No, not Tadle either........ What about Kebora Gebora........... Midna............... Not even Fi.............. Anyone........... Got this game is lonely........ Oh well, I guess I can just-
Medli: Link
Link: Oh thank god. Someone.
Medli: What
Link: Oh nothing. What is it
Medli: I can help あなた get to the temple
Link: And I wish I was left alone again
Medli: Don't worry. I'll help あなた all the way through
Link: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. So, what should I do
Medli: Just throw me up there and I'll help あなた get in
Link: Okay (Picks up Medli) Wow, あなた are a lot lighter then usual
Medli: Well, all I eat is seeds and stuff. I am a bird human hybrid after all
Link: Okay. One. Two. THREE (Throws Medli into a wall) Oh shit, are あなた okay
Medli: Yes, I am fine
Link: Oh... in that case- (Throws Medli again)
Medli: Ouch, what was that for
Link: To be honest, its actually really funny
Medli: Can あなた please just throw me up there
Link: Fine fine (Throws Medli at wall) (Laughs) Okay, seriously this time (Throws Medli over wall)
Medli: Okay, now I will throw this bottle at you
Link: A bottle. How will this get me up there
Medli: Just figure it out....... または look up a walkthrough on Youtube, I really don't care. I'll just go on ahead and not get kidnapped. Bye (Runs off)
Link: Well, this will take fore-
Link: I still can't believe that bottle helped me get all the way up here
Medli: (In cell) Oh thank god, Link. My math was wrong..... I got kidnapped
Link: Called it
Goblin: Hey, what are あなた doing here
Link: あなた let that girl..... bird.... thing.... go right now
Goblin: Oh, I'll let her go, right after I 表示する her a little thing called ra-
Link: (Stabs goblin in the chest)
Goblin: I was... going to say..... rare raco collection (Dies)
Medli: Oh Link, thank あなた so much...... About that pluck of hair-
Link: Can I just go and kill the temple boss
Medli: Sure sure, he's behind that door
Link: Yoo-hoo, level boss
Gohma: Hey, who are you
Link: I am Link, and who are you
Gohma: I am Gohma
Link: Gohma? Wait, didn't she die... And wasn't she a girl
Gohma: .......... Shit, okay, my name is Joe
Link: That's kinda boring
Gohma: Says the guy who is named after URLs.
Link: So, can we fight
Gohma: Fine, but remember, I am the first level boss, so I am invici- (Link kills Gohma)
Link: Okay, time to get out with the portal. (Gets in portal and starts spinning) Wooooooooooooaaaaaahhhh
Link: (Ends up outside)
Medli: Oh thank god, your 安全, 安全です Link
Link: (Vomits)
Medli: Link, are あなた okay
Link: I'm fine, just really sick.... That's going to happen in every temple, isn't it
Medli: Anyway, my brother has something to say
Komali: こんにちは asshole, I did some thinking and I think I'm going to become a rock star, so I won't need this shitty ball anymore
Link: Fine, then I'll take it, douchebag
Komali: Fine take it. I hope あなた choke on my ball
Link: .....................................
Komali: Wow, that did not come out right
Link: Yeah, I'll just go, and I probably won't see あなた guys again, especially for story reasons. Bye (Walks off)
Medli: You'll be back, Link, and when あなた do, I promise, I will catch あなた imprison you, and most definitely rape-
Link: Huh
Medli: Oh, um, I said, bye Link. Good luck on your journey... and shit
Link: Oh... okay (Walks off)
Medli: I really need to stop thinking outloud
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the 上, ページのトップへ of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, あなた go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't あなた coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, あなた see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)
Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: あなた don't recognize me. I am Postman. I live amongst the tribe of Postal Bird People and deliver mail to worship または Mail Gods
Link: .............. That's stupid
Postman: Yes, its is. Anyway, let me introduce あなた to our king
King: Ah, hello, young hero.
Link: My god, what is it with this place and its crazy bird human hybrids
King: We are this way to worship the Mail Gods.......... Also we live near a nuclear waste facility.
Link: So, I guess I should get through the near によって temple quick
King: Pretty much
Link: So, what do I do
King: Just go and talk to my daughter so she can give あなた a letter to give to my son
Link: Why didn't あなた just give me the letter
King: I.......... Don't know...........
Link: Nevermind, I'll just get this stupid letter to give to your possibly stupid son
King: (Laughs) It's funny cause its true
Medli: Oh my... Are you...... a human
Link: Yes, I am, and あなた are a creepy human bird hybrid girl.......... Eh, considering my sex life, I'd still hit it
Medli: So, did my father send you
Link: Yep, and.... What's with that syringe
Medli: Oh, no reason... こんにちは what's that
Link: Huh (Turns) (Medley pokes Link with syringe) Ouch
Medli: Sorry about that. I just need to check for.... diseases............ Could I have a pluck of your hair, please
Link: Yeah, I am just going to take this letter and go. Bye (Runs off)
Medli: (Whispers) You'll be back human, and I'll be waiting
Link: Hey, are あなた the kings dumbass son
Komali: Oh, my god. I'm not stupid. My dad is just a prick
Link: That's great... によって the way, can I have that ball. I need it and it will be a great way to help me avoid the temple
Komali: NO! FUCK OFF! ITS MINE!
Link: Okay, guy. Geez. I'll just get the ball some other way
Link: Well, shit, I'm out of ideas. And there is no way I am going into that temple. Right Na- Oh right, Navi isn't here........ Tad- No, not Tadle either........ What about Kebora Gebora........... Midna............... Not even Fi.............. Anyone........... Got this game is lonely........ Oh well, I guess I can just-
Medli: Link
Link: Oh thank god. Someone.
Medli: What
Link: Oh nothing. What is it
Medli: I can help あなた get to the temple
Link: And I wish I was left alone again
Medli: Don't worry. I'll help あなた all the way through
Link: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. So, what should I do
Medli: Just throw me up there and I'll help あなた get in
Link: Okay (Picks up Medli) Wow, あなた are a lot lighter then usual
Medli: Well, all I eat is seeds and stuff. I am a bird human hybrid after all
Link: Okay. One. Two. THREE (Throws Medli into a wall) Oh shit, are あなた okay
Medli: Yes, I am fine
Link: Oh... in that case- (Throws Medli again)
Medli: Ouch, what was that for
Link: To be honest, its actually really funny
Medli: Can あなた please just throw me up there
Link: Fine fine (Throws Medli at wall) (Laughs) Okay, seriously this time (Throws Medli over wall)
Medli: Okay, now I will throw this bottle at you
Link: A bottle. How will this get me up there
Medli: Just figure it out....... または look up a walkthrough on Youtube, I really don't care. I'll just go on ahead and not get kidnapped. Bye (Runs off)
Link: Well, this will take fore-
Link: I still can't believe that bottle helped me get all the way up here
Medli: (In cell) Oh thank god, Link. My math was wrong..... I got kidnapped
Link: Called it
Goblin: Hey, what are あなた doing here
Link: あなた let that girl..... bird.... thing.... go right now
Goblin: Oh, I'll let her go, right after I 表示する her a little thing called ra-
Link: (Stabs goblin in the chest)
Goblin: I was... going to say..... rare raco collection (Dies)
Medli: Oh Link, thank あなた so much...... About that pluck of hair-
Link: Can I just go and kill the temple boss
Medli: Sure sure, he's behind that door
Link: Yoo-hoo, level boss
Gohma: Hey, who are you
Link: I am Link, and who are you
Gohma: I am Gohma
Link: Gohma? Wait, didn't she die... And wasn't she a girl
Gohma: .......... Shit, okay, my name is Joe
Link: That's kinda boring
Gohma: Says the guy who is named after URLs.
Link: So, can we fight
Gohma: Fine, but remember, I am the first level boss, so I am invici- (Link kills Gohma)
Link: Okay, time to get out with the portal. (Gets in portal and starts spinning) Wooooooooooooaaaaaahhhh
Link: (Ends up outside)
Medli: Oh thank god, your 安全, 安全です Link
Link: (Vomits)
Medli: Link, are あなた okay
Link: I'm fine, just really sick.... That's going to happen in every temple, isn't it
Medli: Anyway, my brother has something to say
Komali: こんにちは asshole, I did some thinking and I think I'm going to become a rock star, so I won't need this shitty ball anymore
Link: Fine, then I'll take it, douchebag
Komali: Fine take it. I hope あなた choke on my ball
Link: .....................................
Komali: Wow, that did not come out right
Link: Yeah, I'll just go, and I probably won't see あなた guys again, especially for story reasons. Bye (Walks off)
Medli: You'll be back, Link, and when あなた do, I promise, I will catch あなた imprison you, and most definitely rape-
Link: Huh
Medli: Oh, um, I said, bye Link. Good luck on your journey... and shit
Link: Oh... okay (Walks off)
Medli: I really need to stop thinking outloud
TO BE CONTINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Pinkie's Ghost
It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost ポニー was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every 年 on the 日 of the accident, the ghost ポニー runs around ponyville, shreiking like a ロスト soul!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are あなた talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely 表示中 his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has もっと見る limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 分 of his release from prison brings back the war against the 天使 of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone あなた shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick 尻, お尻 with it..
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely 表示中 his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has もっと見る limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 分 of his release from prison brings back the war against the 天使 of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone あなた shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick 尻, お尻 with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this 一覧 only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.
#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western 映画 where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
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#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western 映画 where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
