What's Your Take - 記事 55 - JESUS!!!... And Hitler

posted by Windwakerguy430

.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, あなた need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, あなた need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in 質問 is ジーザス and Hitler.
Now, some of あなた might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell あなた the whole title. Hell, the タイトル of this 記事 doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is ジーザス and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, あなた heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction pairing ジーザス Christ, our lord and savior, and Adolf Hitler, one of the most evil dictators in history... Why was this fucking written. Oh, and I would just like to point out that ジーザス and even God have o problems with Hitler killing Jewish people... Oh, dear god. Also... The sex scenes... They're everywhere... Yes, there are sex scenes, and they go into full detail. あなた thought the sex scenes in the My Little ポニー fanfic Filly Fooling was bad... Okay, they are, but at least one sex scene was between a male and a female at some point, here... It's all homosexual... Now, I have nothing against homosexuals. If あなた yourself are, thats okay... Bu let me remind you. There are sex scenes involving ジーザス Christ, the son of God, and Adolf Hitler, a Geman Dictator. See the goddamn problem here? Oh, and ジーザス and Hitler have a twenty one 年 old adopted son named Jeremy who is only mentioned in one chapter and is never refered to again. Goddamn this fanfic can be real goddamn lazy... and sanity wrecking.
Anyway, this fanfiction is fucking horrible. Seriously, its pairing a historical madman and the son of God. Like I said, あなた need some serious drugs to write this. Like a mix between heroin, meth, cocaine, marijhauna, and stimulants.... Like Marastimmeoricaine................ But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Canada24 I resent the ADD part.. Question. Why were you looking for a Adulf Hiter fanfic? That's just creepy in all levels

Windwakerguy430 Well, someone has to review really bad fan fictions. And, sadly, that has to be me

Canada24 Still.. Weird that you looked it up in the first place

Windwakerguy430 If any fanfiction is on any top ten worst fan fiction list on the internet (which this fanfic was) I have to review it so no one else reads it. How else do you think I read stuff that you can't just think up.

Canada24 Well. For the record. Dont think, that you talking about it, would just build people's build more people's curiosity? And they read it anyway. My neggastivs reviews sure do. And their all from bad memories, instead of just top ten lists

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Well, if the person read my review before reading the fanfic without thinking of the consequences, there's nothing I can do

Canada24 Just saying.. People will probably think "what's MY take?" But at least they know what their getting into

Windwakerguy430 True :P

Canada24 By the way. I added anouther too my verison of the series. It's on my club

Hidden Gems: Vanquish

posted by Windwakerguy430

Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja カメ games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their マグナム opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced によって Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, によって the タイトル of Vanquish, and of all the games that...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Commercial

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Sean The Hedgehog: It's about time. We're finally back.
Master Sword: *Fighting with Twilight Sparkle*
Tom: *Playing guitar*
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: I am a talking train 歌う for a Rock & Roll band. Why are we even playing the music?
Fluttershy: *Watching Twilight fight Master Sword* Why are they fighting?
Coffee Creme: Beats me. I don't get involved in that idiotic activity.
Orion: *Sitting on a lawn chair in front of his train, watching Percy, and Jeff fix the tracks*
Sean: *Stops 次 to Percy, and Jeff* Here are those new rails あなた wanted.
Jeff: Thanks Sean.
Sean: We...

Jontron - Clock Tower

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Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded によって two もっと見る tracks. On one end was an earth ポニー that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 質問 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...

Corner of Horror - Episode 96 - Dead 宇宙

posted by Windwakerguy430

あなた know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the 月 of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.

Dead 宇宙 is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead 宇宙 1 is a much もっと見る scary game and filled with terror. Dead 宇宙 2 is a もっと見る action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 85 Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops 次 to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then 表示する off The Seven Ups.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place...

Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten もっと見る Zombies

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Here is the first 上, ページのトップへ ten of the 月 of October, everyone. And today, let’s liven it up with the total opposite: the living dead. Zombies were not that 人気 back in the early stages of film. Sure, あなた had The Mummy and Frankenstein, but nothing crazy like we have today. Then George A. Romero launched them into the mainstream that we known them for today. Nowadays, there everywhere, from horror movies, to practically comedies. We’re in no short supply of these kinds of movies, let me tell you. So, to make this 一覧 a bit もっと見る interesting, while I will be putting zombies on this list,...

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What's Your Take - 記事 130 - FKids

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, what has to be one of the most insulting moments in アニメ history. Maybe its poor english voice acting, pathetic censorship, または maybe its the god awful theme songs they add. But, what if they took all those awful things and put them together. Well, thats 4Kids for you.
Now, 4Kids was a channel that was to host アニメ for kids. Sadly, most of the shows were pretty violent, especially One Piece. So, instead of just putting them for a もっと見る mature audience. They censored out EVERYTHING!!! Literally, everything. All the blood and death was gone, pistols and rifles were turned into hammers or...

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A クリスマス Story Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on あなた guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme 書く for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...

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Welcome to Eastwood - The Child

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Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can あなた understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the ファルコン got stepped on によって the brown bird and put the スイカ into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, あなた two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do あなた think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody:...

Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Zombies

posted by Windwakerguy430

Welcome everyone to another Halloween-oriented list. This week, we will be looking at the walking dead, または undead if あなた will, zombies. Zombies are very dangerous creatures. Sure, they are slow and not very bright, but they are dangerous in packs, as one bite could infect anyone, causing an outbreak in just a couple of hours. So, with that said, it’s no doubt that zombies have gotten extremely 人気 in our generation. They’re like ghosts of the eighties, または aliens of the first time 映画 came out. So, with that said, let us look at the ten greatest zombies in my opinion. First off, only...

What's Your Take - 記事 73 - Sparking S**tle

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, によって the way, if あなた watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let あなた think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind あなた that...

There's a Man in the Woods

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Corner of Horror - Episode 66 - First 日 of Christmassacre: Black クリスマス

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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first 日 of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this 日 until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about クリスマス movies. But, I won’t just be talking about クリスマス movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about クリスマス horror 映画 (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this 一覧 off with the most well known クリスマス horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.

Black クリスマス is a 1974 horror movie, from our フレンズ all the way in Canada....

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funny zelda pictures

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Okay, some of these aren't even funny, but I think you'll still like them.

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Chater two (W.D.S)

posted by Canada24

I never been very good at giving pproper discriptions, または fillimg moods. So apologises in advance..

Rick finally awoke from his coma, only to realize he must of been there for a long Tom now, the place was empty, and all the doors were blocked up.

Rick saw something trying to get into the window, it was clearly a female zombie, though Rick didn't know of that yet.

It looked aweful, and smelled even worse. And kept groaning.

"My god... She's so drunk" Rick laughed.

"Hey love. How much あなた have last night?" Rick mocked the groaning zombie.

Rick decided to keep exploring the hospital.

Rick ended up opening...

The Windwakerguy430 Rant

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...

上, ページのトップへ Ten Dead Rising Boss Themes - 9 - Convicts (Gone Guru)

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Scooby-Doo and the Spindly Johnny - Caddicarus

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Corner of Horror - Episode 68 - Third 日 of Christmas: Silent Night, Deadly Night

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Art by Alinah_09

Hello, and welcome to the Third 日 of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for あなた all. We all know that Black クリスマス was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.

So, this movie was released to the world in the good old 年 of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...