あなた died…. What else do あなた want. あなた just died… Okay, fine. あなた then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, あなた came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And あなた said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And あなた just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. あなた got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated あなた from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...

Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When あなた been a "stripper" as long as I have あなた know when あなた met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out によって 芝居 like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: によって Morgan, hope あなた never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...

Detective Smith: The ロンドン Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM ロンドン Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a 上, ページのトップへ hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

Now, I 愛 Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, または God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the 次 life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I 愛 Resident Evil. I 愛 them almost all of them. I 愛 the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with あなた all the monsters...

あなた know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a 一覧 of the 上, ページのトップへ ten best. So, the rules for this 一覧 are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that 発言しました and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...

Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my 上, ページのトップへ Ten Hated Characters in カートゥーン and my 上, ページのトップへ Ten Hated Characters in アニメ lists, I noticed that there are a LOT もっと見る hated characters in カートゥーン and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little アニメ characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own フレンズ home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old ファン are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as あなた can see, this game...

So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 上, ページのトップへ ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 上, ページのトップへ ten so easily. Most of my 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入り games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...

Another Tim Schaffer game on the 一覧 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a もっと見る niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, または Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...

So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, または a blue little 雌犬 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the ディベート once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! あなた wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of あなた know Sega? Okay, now how many of あなた know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of あなた actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 質問 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...

“Can あなた lose your virginity if あなた fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what あなた learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But によって that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel または a crying smiley face”
Oh あなた innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can あなた actually lose weight によって rubbing your stomach”...

Now, I 愛 horror movies. Their easily my お気に入り genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 映画 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 映画 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 映画 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, または Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 通り, ストリート - Now, before あなた all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 通り, ストリート was...

Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...

So let’s just get this out of the way. 鉄拳 is my お気に入り fighting game franchise ever. I 愛 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 鉄拳 7, and I can safely say that my お気に入り so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 鉄拳 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, または the 鉄拳 tournament, hosted によって the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...

*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....

Before I say anything, I want to start this off によって saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...

Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, あなた LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, 移動する OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed によって zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't あなた die on me, あなた little bitch. Get up. I 発言しました get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: あなた FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...