Lionheart: Hello, and welcome to the Safety video for the Reckless Apprentice. In this mini movie we will demonstrate safety tips to avoid injuries.
Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, あなた can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw 質問 about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. あなた are hot and あなた want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this 安全, 安全です または not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: あなた just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk あなた in the toilet!
Graypaw: If あなた can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! あなた mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really 安全, 安全です to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, あなた are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: あなた are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If あなた all answer this 質問 correctly あなた will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have あなた barf up Molten Crater 火災, 火 Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are あなた going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, あなた can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw 質問 about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. あなた are hot and あなた want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this 安全, 安全です または not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: あなた just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk あなた in the toilet!
Graypaw: If あなた can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! あなた mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really 安全, 安全です to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, あなた are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: あなた are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If あなた all answer this 質問 correctly あなた will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have あなた barf up Molten Crater 火災, 火 Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are あなた going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
Sweetie-What was dat for?
Dina-Shhh, I is hearing something.
Hazelstripe-I is Hazelstripe!
Sweetie-Hazel what da?
Dina-Shhh, let da sexy one speak.
Hazelstripe-I have come to take あなた to RiverClan.
Sweetie-YAY!!! Wait, what's RiverClan?
Hazelstripe-It is my Clan. Well, da sexy Spiderleg thinks uderwise. あなた is Sweetcloud, and あなた is... Er... Um...
Dina-Brightnose?
Sweetcloud-Wow!
Hazelstripe-Now, Sweetcloud, come to meet da sexy Thornclaw.
Brightnose-What about me???
Dragon-I wuv you!!!!!!!!!!
Brightnose-Okay. (Sighs) I hate dragons. I'll have to dump him and find a sexy CAT instead.
To be continued...
"I`m so sorry Spottedflight, Bounceflame is dead"
"Oh, Eaglewing, I know あなた did your best"
But up in StarClan, Bounceflame was playing happily with his sister, the first time since she was killed によって a badger, along with is mother and father.
"Oh, Spottedflight, I`m so sorry about Bounceflame
"Mommy, why is Daddy like that is he sleeping?"
asked Tanglefoot. "Yeah, why is Daddy still sleeping?" asked Quickfeather "Because, my
precious kits, your father has gone to StarClan".
"Will he be back tomorrow, will he play with me?"
asked Ryewind. " こんにちは mouse-brains, Dads not
coming back' answered Pebblestep. "Yeah, Dads
never wakin up again, tonight we`ll sit with him,and
they`ll take him away for good" 発言しました Moonleaf.
Even though he was in StarClan,Bounceflame had
watched his boys from up above until they joined him.
"Oh, Eaglewing, I know あなた did your best"
But up in StarClan, Bounceflame was playing happily with his sister, the first time since she was killed によって a badger, along with is mother and father.
"Oh, Spottedflight, I`m so sorry about Bounceflame
"Mommy, why is Daddy like that is he sleeping?"
asked Tanglefoot. "Yeah, why is Daddy still sleeping?" asked Quickfeather "Because, my
precious kits, your father has gone to StarClan".
"Will he be back tomorrow, will he play with me?"
asked Ryewind. " こんにちは mouse-brains, Dads not
coming back' answered Pebblestep. "Yeah, Dads
never wakin up again, tonight we`ll sit with him,and
they`ll take him away for good" 発言しました Moonleaf.
Even though he was in StarClan,Bounceflame had
watched his boys from up above until they joined him.
Leafcloud,Windbranch,Splashbreeze,and Twoear are out with their apprentices,Applepaw,Mintpaw, Oakpaw, and Eaglepaw.
Applepaw:" I smell something unusual"
Eaglepaw : " I smell it too."
Oakpaw : "So do I"
Windbranch : " It is probably a rouge."
Mintpaw :" Like the kind of monster ?"
Twoear: " How do あなた know that "
Mintpaw; " So, I read the back."
Splashbreeze :"YOU CAN READ ?
Mintpaw : "No, the word looked familiar."
All of a sudden a rouge cat jumps out at them,and it is on the Thunderpath, then suddenly a monster roars by, squishing the rouge cat.It is a Rouge car.
Mintpaw : "Well,Leafcloud, I guess あなた were right in both ways.
Everybody else : "MINTPAW!!!!!!!!!!"
Applepaw:" I smell something unusual"
Eaglepaw : " I smell it too."
Oakpaw : "So do I"
Windbranch : " It is probably a rouge."
Mintpaw :" Like the kind of monster ?"
Twoear: " How do あなた know that "
Mintpaw; " So, I read the back."
Splashbreeze :"YOU CAN READ ?
Mintpaw : "No, the word looked familiar."
All of a sudden a rouge cat jumps out at them,and it is on the Thunderpath, then suddenly a monster roars by, squishing the rouge cat.It is a Rouge car.
Mintpaw : "Well,Leafcloud, I guess あなた were right in both ways.
Everybody else : "MINTPAW!!!!!!!!!!"
Battle cries raged across the clearing.Cat were yowling biting and spitting.A オレンジ tom was fighting a black she-cat."Hollowstar!Timeclan is finnished!"The オレンジ tom yowled."We will not fall yet,Flamestar!"Hollowstar started fighting even harder now.A white she-cat swayed torwd hollowstar."Hollowstar!We have to leave!"Hollowstar got up and let Flarestar go."Why?We cant give in now!"the rhite she-cat eyes grew huge with worie."Petaldawn's kits are coming!"Hollowstar eyes grew wide.We have to go!She ran up to the highest rock."Retreat,Timeclan!Retreat!"The Timeclan ネコ were running towrd there camp.Hollowstar looked to the sky."The battle of the raging stars has begun."