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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever あなた can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When あなた go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what あなた will be doing in five 分 every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. Eメール her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

When I first saw Twilight I was so on Edwards team! I tohught he was the cutest thing ever! I thought Jacob looked very weird. I didn't like his long hair. I read online that Jacob had long hair becasue it made him look もっと見る manlier. I started looking for info on Jacob(Taylor Lautner. I found out a lot about him. Then I saw New Moon. I thought Edward looked weird. And I thought Jacob was the cutest thing ever. Expecially when he took off his shirt! He looked もっと見る that cute! もっと見る that hot!! So unbelievbley hot it can't be described in words. Are あなた on EDward's team. または Jacob's team? If your on Edwards team あなた ned to find もっと見る out about Taylor Lautner. But あなた need to change teams. I am just kiddin あなた can be on either team あなた want. I reccomend Jacobs team.
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