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added by princessbella
Source: @Twilight via Twitter
This トワイライト・シリーズ 写真 might contain 看板, ポスター, テキスト, 黒板, and サイン.
1. dress as ティンカーベル and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice ピンク is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. または drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that あなた are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her お気に入り daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a ほうき
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw あなた he thought that あなた were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
1. あなた wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch あなた sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all イヌ for that matter.
3. He looks at あなた like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells あなた how nice あなた smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a バン from almost crushing あなた to death with his くま, クマ hands.
7. He can bounce フルーツ from his feet like a サッカー ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls あなた クモ, スパイダー monkey and runs around with あなた on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all イヌ for that matter.
3. He looks at あなた like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells あなた how nice あなた smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a バン from almost crushing あなた to death with his くま, クマ hands.
7. He can bounce フルーツ from his feet like a サッカー ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls あなた クモ, スパイダー monkey and runs around with あなた on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Zafrina
HOTTIE!!!
