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10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that あなた and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her あなた are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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hello fanfiction writers

I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of あなた guys/girls :D

I want to congratulate あなた all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)

I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 読書 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)

*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D lol and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what あなた write :D*****

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i hope yOu like it!!!

i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel もっと見る in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to 移動する arrive?
鍬 he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to 発言しました it または just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are 安全, 安全です and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!

I know i am currently 書く a lot of stories at the time of...now! but im not sure when they will come out. dreamnapped is finished in a notebook because i write it in school but its not online yet i think instead of my slow typing i might get a friend to type it for me. the 秒 one i am working on but have writers block and i figued 'why not write 2 at a time since im stuck on one'
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my フレンズ like my 書く but when i do post i would like some criticizing コメント for me to improve with.

Thanks
<3 Danie

Robert Pattinson pretties up the cover of this week’s edition of Entertainment Weekly.

The 22-year-old British actor and his blockbuster film, Twilight, are taking center stage in the issue. The movie made over $70 million at the box office opening weekend - a record for director Catherine Hardwicke, who is now the only female director in history to have a film gross that high.

As Kristen Stewart and Robert take a mini-break for the Thanksgiving holiday, Robert is 表示中 a bit of the rebel in him. He shared, “‘I cannot wait to cut my hair. It’s so annoying! I was at a 写真 shoot the other day, and people were saying, ‘They say we can’t touch your hair. あなた have trademarked hair!’ No, I don’t.”

Be sure to pick up your own copy of EW this weekend!

Twilight's Monster $35 Mil Debut

Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.

The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, または $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.

The box-office tracking firm 発言しました a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.

When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th または 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two 最近 blockbusters.

Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed によって Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.