ΛSHLEY MICHELE GREENE ­Ψ

He may have his arm around Kristen Stewart at every “Twilight” premiere event, and has been linked to a host of hot ladies over 最近 months, but Robert Pattinson is unattached, according to a new interview.

While visiting “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” for an episode that airs this Friday — the same 日 Pattinson’s vampiric portrayal of Edward Cullen springs to life on the big screen, he denied having romantic ties to anyone.

“Now, are あなた single?” Ellen asked.

“Ah, yeah,” the British actor replied.

And it appears despite women throwing themselves at him regularly, Pattinson may be stuck in singleton mode permanently.

“No one else seems to get into a relationship with me. It’s really strange,” he told Ellen.

“People like screaming at me,” the heartthrob added. “Actually, they like screaming at me in relationships as well. No one wants to commit.”

Honestly, if あなた were Stephanie Meyer, and あなた were 書く Breaking Dawn as we speak, how would あなた write it, (write what あなた really think will happen in the book) these things for example:

bella and edward get married
bella becomes a vampire
jacob comes back and splits bella and edward up forever, and he gets bella
fight between edward and jacob
jacob imprinting...


things like that
except in long details
lol
its ok to get creative but keep to what あなた think will really happen. not what あなた hope but what あなた think
i wonder how many people will say the same thing

i wonder what あなた think.....

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the ハート, 心 with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that あなた and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her あなた are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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hello fanfiction writers

I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of あなた guys/girls :D

I want to congratulate あなた all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)

I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 読書 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)

*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D lol and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what あなた write :D*****

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i hope yOu like it!!!

i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel もっと見る in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to 移動する arrive?
鍬 he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to 発言しました it または just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are 安全, 安全です and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!

I know i am currently 書く a lot of stories at the time of...now! but im not sure when they will come out. dreamnapped is finished in a notebook because i write it in school but its not online yet i think instead of my slow typing i might get a friend to type it for me. the 秒 one i am working on but have writers block and i figued 'why not write 2 at a time since im stuck on one'
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my フレンズ like my 書く but when i do post i would like some criticizing コメント for me to improve with.

Thanks
<3 Danie