Twilight Funnies

To Fall In Love, First We Must Befriend...


It was the cold, harsh light of morning that woke her up, her naked form was peaking out from the big quilt covering her legs. As she rolled over, she caught sight of the beautiful man laying 次 to her. She sighed in contentment as she snuggled closer to him, his sleeping form peaceful and relaxed. She began to stroke his chest, willing him to wake up so she could look into his big エメラルド green eyes. He turned to her, his eyes opening and a soft smile playing with his luscious lips. "Hi" he breathed, soft as cashmere, the smile that spread her lips...

Am I a fool for trying to save my self from further agony? I can only think of how stupid I am as I drive down the road. I know that Micah is staring at me from the back seat. Sometimes I wish he wasn't so intellectual for a five 年 old.

"Why are we running away?" His face is quiet,questionable. I don't answer him but know that he is still waiting for an response.

"Were not running away." I finally say after sometime of thought.

"Isn't that what they call it?" He says with his sweet little voice.

"Yes." I murmur. I look back and see him nod his head and close his eyes.

I turn back to the...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 6 - SCARY STORIES


That night at dinner, Charlie seemed enthusiastic about my trip to La Push in the morning. I think he felt guilty for leaving me ホーム alone on the weekends, but he'd spent too many years building his habits to break them now.
Of course he knew the names of all the kids going, and their parents, and their great-grandparents, too, probably. He seemed to approve. I wondered if he would aprove of my plan to ride to Seattle with Edward Cullen. Now that I was going to tell him.
"Dad, do あなた know a place called Goat Rocks または something like that?...

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 愛 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 質問 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better than Edward because he didn't leave Bella!
- Why would Edward leave Bella if he loved her?
- Edward's scum. When あなた 愛 someone, あなた don't just abandon them and leave them to die!

Despite the fact that I'm Team Edward, I find these accusations to be...