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I found this hilarious 一覧 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate あなた and I don't 愛 あなた any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could あなた cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 愛 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) あなた know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

here is my twilight ファンタジー life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if あなた are doing something important, あなた should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if あなた get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! コメント PLEAZ!

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**Warning! Spoilers ahead**

**Still under construction. I will add もっと見る 回答 when I remember もっと見る questions**

Q. How come Alice and Jasper can affect Bella with their スーパーナチュラル powers, but Edward and Aro and Jane can't?

A. This 質問 comes up at every single signing! The answer is explained in Eclipse, but I'm going to tell あなた all anyway, just so there's less confusion.

Bella has a very private mind. She can't be touched there. What Edward and Aro do is clearly a mental thing; Jane, also, works inside the head (Jane doesn't actually inflict pain on anyone's body, she just puts the illusion...