1. dress as ティンカーベル and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice ピンク is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. または drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. あなた wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch あなた sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all イヌ for that matter.
3. He looks at あなた like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells あなた how nice あなた smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a バン from almost crushing あなた to death with his くま, クマ hands.
7. He can bounce フルーツ from his feet like a サッカー ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls あなた クモ, スパイダー monkey and runs around with あなた on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all イヌ for that matter.
3. He looks at あなた like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells あなた how nice あなた smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a バン from almost crushing あなた to death with his くま, クマ hands.
7. He can bounce フルーツ from his feet like a サッカー ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls あなた クモ, スパイダー monkey and runs around with あなた on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".