10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever あなた can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When あなた go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what あなた will be doing in five 分 every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. Eメール her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.



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hello fanfiction writers

I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of あなた guys/girls :D

I want to congratulate あなた all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)

I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 読書 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)

*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D lol and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what あなた write :D*****

~~~~~~Yep! It's true! the Erin series has its own official fanspot! if u haventr read the series, u should they are about my best friend and thay are really good!~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomogomogomgnhjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I know i am currently 書く a lot of stories at the time of...now! but im not sure when they will come out. dreamnapped is finished in a notebook because i write it in school but its not online yet i think instead of my slow typing i might get a friend to type it for me. the 秒 one i am working on but have writers block and i figued 'why not write 2 at a time since im stuck on one'
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my フレンズ like my 書く but when i do post i would like some criticizing コメント for me to improve with.

Thanks
<3 Danie