トワイライト・シリーズ Article: Vampire Confusion

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posted by vampiress015

I was just thinking about Twilight-as always, and well I'm a little stuck, and I need your help.

So Vampires, Blood-Suckers, Leeches, whatever あなた wanna call 'em, they're amazing, right? But then again they have their faults: they have a thirst that water won't solve, they have to keep moving around so they don't attract attention etc etc.
But then I thought about this one, I was answering a pick about Rosalie (good pick btw teNaxx, there's a リスペクト coming your way) and I kinda voiced my opinion about her 表示中 everyone that being a vampire isn't that great. At the time I was thinking about her not being able to have children...and that's when it struck me, there are so many things we don't know about vampires!

Okay so following on, ヴァンパイア bodies kinda, erm, freeze, that's why they don't age and women can't have 赤ちゃん etc. But what else can't they do?
Warning randomess approaching, feel free to stop 読書 to keep your sanity.
Here is a 一覧 of things that are puzzling me:

Vampires-Even もっと見る De-Human?

1. Really random, but do they need to cut their hair. If not then what if, for example, Esme got a new hair cut then later decided she wanted it long again, would it grow back?

2. So they drink blood. Surely it's got to go somewhere. Do they need to use the toilet?? If not, then what happens to the blood they drink?

3. Carrying on with the bathroom theme, do they need to shower. I'm guessing yeah, cos maybe they're not that great to have self-cleaning skin-or maybe they are??

4. What happens to them when they die? Okay so no-one knows, but other theories would be nice.

5. How long can they go without blood? Is there a 'time limit' like water and 食 for humans?

6. Can ヴァンパイア only destroy vampires. Like what would happen if あなた threw explosives at Edward(not that anyone would want to destoy him) would he survive, cos buildings made of stone don't survive when that happens. または are they stronger than stone?

Okay so I leave あなた with these puzzlers for now. I'd like to hear your views- any interesting theories? do あなた think I'm being a little too random? または have あなた had the same 質問 on your mind?

P.S I have been told I think to deeply about things...sorry this won't happen again, but my head was hurting :D

Rob's just as confused as I am...

lovedeath26, iheartedward95 and 7 others like this

BrucasChair ^ lol..love the pic XD but the only question i could answer is the bathroom one. I believe somewhere in BD Bella mentions, (afters she's a vamp) that now Edward and her could have extra time to do some "extracurricular" activities b/c neither of them had the need to go to the bathroom anymore.

vampiress015 oh kk, thanks...i've only read BD once, I was a bit too erm distracted to notice lol. Thanks :)

isabell118 LOL. I've always wondered about #3 and 2...so your not the only one ;) I have know idea what happens to the blood they drink since they can't really digest it...and i think they do shower because it would be kinda gross to have all that icky stuff on them...self-cleaning skin is not what i think they have XP

mandapanda well, i think number 1, i dont think their hair would grow back because, technically they're "dead". but yeah, 2 and 3... i kinda wonder.

Seraphiene Well, I also wondered about these things, and finally, I found some answers: Number 1:Their hair never grows back, because they are (as you said) a kind of "frozen in time". So once they cut it, it's gone forever. F.e.Alice will never have long hair again, because it didn't grow back after they shaved it in the mental asylum before she was changed. (Did you know, that she was changed to protect her from James, who was hunting her? I really was surprised, when I read it.) Number 2: Stephenie Meyer explained it like this (not exactly her words, just quoted): Vampires don't have any blood of their own, their veins are basically empty (or dried), so the blood they drink floods their old blood ways, and makes them strong. They use all the blood, no waste at all. Number 3: Vampires do bathe, but only because of the "outside dirt", like mud and blood, no sweat. I don't know about number 4, hm.... Interesting question, though. :) Number 5: I don't think that they could die of starvation. Carlisle tried it, but he didn't last. I think they would sooner or later hunt and kill whatever crosses their way. Somewhere Stephenie said, that their eyes turn completely black in about two weeks, so this could be a kind of "time limit", but they definitely don't die if they go past it. And, finally, number 6 (from personal correspondance with SM): A big enough bomb would probably be hot enough to burn a vampire, but the vampire would have to agree to hold still and let it hit him. So yes, he would be torn into pieces. I think that's all. :) If you would like to have more information, try the Twilight Lexicon, it's really great!

vampiress015 Thank you :)

jacob_is_amazin ok..I've wondered bout a lot of that stuff 2 but I'd like to add something of my own that really bothers me...so u know how Edward is so attracted to Bella'a blood at the beginning and Jasper has a hard time resisting ne blood...n Jasper almost killed Bella cause of a small paper cut...so...what happens when Bella has like her period or ne girl 4 that matter...it bothers me 2 no end and I can't think of a logical explanation...so um..ne 1 no the answer 2 that question???

IcelandGirl812 Jacob_is_amazin, this is what Stephenie said in personal correspondence #2 on the Twilight Lexicon. http://www.twilightlexiconblog.com/?p=35 "Several girls wanted to know if Edward would have a more difficult time being around Bella when she’s having her period. Answer: Yes, a little bit, but he would never say anything about it–much too much of a gentleman. And Bella would be way to embarrassed to ask. (It’s not the same as a cut, though. It’s sort of "dead" blood, if you get my meaning)."

bundygirl Bit late on comenting i know, but i wanted to add something about that fact.. if they don't have blood in their veins then how do they go about the "extracurricular activities"? wouldn't that require some of his blood in some certain areas? and also making a baby... wouldn't that require some bodily fluids?

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When Worlds Collide によって JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

This is a Fanfic I'm working on, called When Worlds Collide. I'm posting the link, hoping everybody will give it a chance.
It has over 10,000 閲覧数 and almost 300 reviews so far!
In my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious 次 door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, または if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama. I hope あなた take a look at at!!

LINK---> link

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sisters chapter 6

posted by anna0789

im back finally exams are ovver yay !!!! ok now here it is...

bellas pov

the 次 morning alice had also pick an outfit for me i didn't say anything becuase i knew i couldn't beat alice's 子犬 eyes
i was still worried about edward when i enter the class room i gasp
edward was making out with some girl ontop of the teachers desk.it was pretty disgusting so i clear my throut

the girl ignore me and continue to キッス edward's neck but edward look at me and smirk
"what are あなた jelouse Swan?" i was shook what was wrong with him
i scoff " yeah あなた wish Cullen" i turn around to leave and i heard him...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare

posted by twilight_james

(Bellas POV)
Edward was ripped off me, a snarl echoing around the trees that I recongised as Emmetts. I crawled back, still on my back, moving away from him. I couldn't tell if the rest of the Cullens were here または not, but I wasnt taking any chances. I tried to get up, but whimpered at the pain in my shoulder, remembering how Edward ahd crushed it. Alice was standing at the side of the clearing, her face blank. Emmett and Jasper were restraining Edward, his wild eyes still focused on me Roaslie came to my side, being the only availble Cullen there, it was kind of her duty to. she placed her...

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Forevermore - Chapter 7

posted by Gabstaaa

Yeee! i finally wrote something.. i think im going to write regularly now :D hope あなた like it !!

‘Contacts?’
‘In green. Yes.’
‘Enough to last the day?’
‘Yes.’
‘Books?’
‘Yes. Yes. Yes! Anymore 質問 Alice?’ I snapped. I know I shouldn’t. She’s only trying to help.
‘No. I think you’ve got everything. Were taking my Porsche so go get in. Jasper’s already there waiting.’ Instructed Alice while dancing over to Esme to say goodbye. When I say dance, I mean literally dance. Alice doesn’t just walk, she glides または dances または prances.

I had the walking, the talking...

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Jacob and Nessie's life. Cahpter 2.

posted by House_Of_Night_

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Awww thanks everyone! my 1st chapter was a sucess! "Phew" *brushes hand over forehead* lols. hope あなた enjoy. 次 chapter should be out in four days time. i try to 公開する every four days! Add me, if ya want. Now enjoy! =]**************************************************

…New Beginning…
The sun was beaming down on my face. I groaned, my body felt stiff and sore. I opened my eyes slowly. I could hear Bella, Edward and Jacob talking, well もっと見る shouting.
“Jacob black, if あなた have upset my daughter-” Dad 発言しました in an angry voice.
Jacob interrupted....

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breaking dawn :by fanpire 39

posted by fanpire39

for those who have reead my fanfiction あなた know that i have't wrote for awhie that's because i'm stuck and i have no good ideas' so if あなた would like to help me with my brain freeze send your idea's to my 受信箱 and then i'll write もっと見る if あなた have'nt read my story please read then if あなた have ideas send them to me as well. o

Thanks!! fanpire39
the computer 発言しました it was to short so I'm gonna tpye a buch of ランダム stuff.mlikejgoisjfv oisjdvoidjbounvlnsoiv jejkfvndofijgejrgoiffjflkweefoisufjn3roi9isoigjqeprigpeofjblkefnjoiejfgklenglkisjblenojboirngoidvbjenfbdnbednbaoeffboierngoifjboaenfbofdbuaefnhboidnbjnbuhdnfkjbnaifbjlafbnmolimilkey wainhbchjvnbhvfnhfjdjsmcjvjcvikvjijiviovvfirnvnr8cnuhe7ccejuvcrbbvwwhfvwbhbyvwbvqiebbh ibjhwrbkhcivubriuhuhsfgbeiybsdkjfbsiuvhswjbkjbkjxvb fuxkjv bvhohgiuefknvkjewrngfikuhvrnscn usffhrgi7hvlwrnoihfurwjkcbdvkjfbvugnbeuihu4buf

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Rolling Stone Reviews The New Moon Soundtrack

posted by Hellohoudini

投稿されましたによって Twilight_News - 23/10/09 at 12:10 am

Rolling Stone of all places “gets it”. In our opinion, so many media folks don’t understand the appeal, または only get it in the most cursory of ways. Check out what Rolling Stone had to say:

It's a shame John Hughes didn't live to hear the New Moon soundtrack — it's a Pretty in ピンク for our vampire-crazed times. Indeed, if Hughes were making a Breakfast Club 2010, Molly Ringwald's detention buddies would have to include a vampire, a zombie, a werewolf and whatever Judd Nelson was. As any goth girl can tell you, undead dudes are way クーラー than...

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Into the Shadow-Chapter 8

posted by twilight_james

Chapter 8

As soon as Aro heard my words, he sprung. But he didn’t land on my back; he was far too cunning for that. No, he landed on Jane’s back, his teeth just millimetres from her throat. “What if I killed Jane” he hissed ‘Would あなた登録する us 秒 before the final blow was delivered?””
Jane shot me a frightened, pleading look. It killed me to see her like this, but it killed me もっと見る to say the word
“No”
Aro laughed. “Oh, あなた know me too well. I’d never kill Jane. No, I have far better plans than that” He laughed again “Jane, あなた know what to do” Aro turned back to...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 4

posted by lollipopszx3

Firewall

Me :: Hmm... what can I do to あなた guys this chapter?

Mom :: STEPHANIE! Come upstairs! It's ディナー time!

Me :: But mom! I'm playing with my friends!

Mom :: Tell them to go home!

Me :: I can't! Their mothers are in Italy.

Heidi :: Yes... under the ground.

Mom :: Really? あなた can stay here フレンズ of Stephanie. Wait. Let me come downstairs.

Me :: NO!!! Don't! They're busy... getting ready... to sleep!

Heidi :: If we could.

Mom :: Okay then! Come up for dinner.

Me :: Sure. Hold on a second! *turns and stares evilly at the Volturi*

Jane :: Now we can leave!

Me :: Again. Like I said. I'm too smart. Plus...

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New Interview with Rob & Taylor

posted by Alice_Cullen_

The French Magazine, One, just released an interview they had with the hottness duo of the Twilight saga, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson. These two are fantastic and really feed off of each other. 愛 them!

"Rivals in New Moon, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are, in reality friends. Together, they reflect on the filming of the saga and on their new life as stars tracked によってファン and paparazzi.

Both of あなた have very devoted fans. But have they become too intrusive?
Taylor Lautner: I believe that Robert and I have very different experiences concerning our relationship with the fans. As far as...

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secrets chapter 14

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

"get away from me " i shouted furiously

they didn't stop walking towards me .now i can see their faces.they are the same ヴァンパイア that killed my parents.i took a deep breath and calmed myself before i talked to them.i am wearing my expressionless mask to hide my feelings.

"who are あなた ,why did あなた kill my parents?" i asked while standing up.

"why ?" i shouted angrily

"bella please calm down"one of them 発言しました looking concerned

"how did あなた know my name?"i asked him and then looked at the other ヴァンパイア they all have red eyes

"i know everything about you"he 発言しました with a big grin on his face

"like?"...

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Forever...part 4

posted by twihardfreak13

in the eyes I let out a dry sob “what’s wrong tori?” “nothing I’m just so happy to have someone like あなた my relationship life wasn’t always a happy ending it always led to a broken ハート, 心 and now that I’m with あなた all that pain has gone away.” he got me in his arms and he 発言しました “ I never thought that I’d find anyone either but then あなた came along the moment I saw あなた I just felt so drawn to あなた like nothing could take us apart and nothing g ever will you’re my only love.” after he kissed my lips so gently and he got up out of the ベッド and slipped his シャツ on and put on...

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Another Story Chapter 74

posted by surfergal

I had had enough staring of into 宇宙 wondering what Nathen looked like または slid he was going to be okay. Everythig was running through my mind so fast and so intence I was getting a headache. I walked upstairs and into Carlisle office.
Carlisle can I please see Nathen? I ask.
Addi, are あなた sure? He ask.
I'm sure I can't stop thinking about what he looks like and if if he is going to be alright. I told him.
Okay come this way. Carlisle said.
We walked out of the office and into the big long hallway. Emmet was beside me I guessed that Carlisle wanted him up here for my support. Carlisle open...

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10 ways to annoy Bella 白鳥, スワン

posted by myau

10: Set her up with Tyler

9: Insist she needs a new hair cut and force her to let あなた do it. Give her a Mohawk.
…make sure あなた do this just before she goes on a 日付 with Edward.

8: Tell her that Edward is really a wizard named Cedric Diggory, and that he dies in the 4th book. Refuse to explain what the heck you’re talking about.

7: Send Mike 愛 letters and sign her name.
…afterwards 表示する Edward these letters.]

6: Tell her Jessica and Edward are getting married. Ask her if she would like to be the bridesmaid.

5: Tell her that some people named Jane and Aro are coming to visit. Watch her scream....

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Mary Alice, Chapter 9

posted by teamalice_0

I enjoy this chapter, hope あなた do too.
teamalice_0
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He stared at me in shock.

"Carlisle?" My aunt called.

"Alice?"

"Where are the others?" There was more?

"They went hunting, they should be back sometime soon."

I only wanted to say this once, so I had to wait 'till they got back. We sat in silence, but the Dr. looked like he was thinking.

Minutes later I snapped my head in the direction of laughing. The first guy to walk in had my binder, I forgot I had it out there still. He was huge. A bronze/ brown hair girl, followed によって the rest. I skipped toward...

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just another 愛 story chapter 20

posted by anna0789

look for edward's reveiw of breaking dawn is hilarious really!!!
and i have a 質問 are robert p. and kristen s. really dating now cause i saw some pics of them on a コンサート but im not sure????????????

Alice's pov

it had been 4 months since noah and i had 登録する the volturi well not 登録する force to 登録する would be the right words.

they had been the most miserables months in my life.....

the only thing they make us do is practice our powers our fighting abilities and then go hunting
(noah and i had been teach sooo many thing about fighting that i think i could take jasper easily
i miss jasper

i hadn't...

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Forevermore - Chapter 6

posted by Gabstaaa

Thankyou so much to soo many people. あなた have really helped. i know its not much but its going to gett interesting at the school ;) romance for Harley. Danger. Immortality. Unexpected visits. Death. Cantt wait ot write it!

‘School? Harley? Are あなた sure? There’s no rush atall. It’s pretty easy actually. Our brains can handle a lot もっと見る information than an average humans can. I could teach あなた much もっと見る than they do there.’ He just doesn’t get it does he?
‘Carlisle. I want the experience. I want to meet people and talk to someone other than a vampire. I mean, I 愛あなた all… it’s...

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Updated -- A Twilight Fanfiction によって musiclover755

posted by musiclover755

~ こんにちは guys! I'm really into 書く fanfiction (hence I joined three fanfiction websites), so I've decided to write one on here! This is just the summary/trailer because I want to see if あなた guys like the plot. Tell me what あなた think! Also this takes place after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and she discovers a little site called Blogger... (grins) - musiclover755 ~

TRAILER/SUMMARY
Bella's POV

It's been six months since Edward has left me. Charlie says I'm pretty much a zombie almost. And I agree. As much as I miss the Cullens' with a passion, especially Edward, I've been in need to find...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)-Chapter 6-- Relief

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 6- Relief

After I was done at the hospital Abigail and Tom took me home. Charles' car was waiting in the driveway. “Oh no,” I breathed. “Just drop me off here. If he sees あなた with me he'll know I told あなた and it will only be worse than it will for me not being here. Thank あなた both for your help,”I smiled gratefully and sprinted back to my house. I smiled back at Tom who look angry, sad and slightly amused that I could still run as fast as always. The whole time I was running I was praying that somehow Charles wouldn't be angry with me.

I opened the door slowly and slipped inside....

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Blood Lusт - Cнαpтεг fivε.

posted by EdwardCullen604

just then Antonio and Elena turned up.

"how did あなた do that?"Antonio asked looking amazed.

Charro answered him "I think Cora can use other peoples gifts" when he spoke he sounded so sure and confident. I loved the way he 発言しました my name in his accent.

"ahh, like a sponge like a sponge i knew her gift would be something good" Elena responded with just a hint of smugness in her tone.

"Did あなた just call me a sponge?" i asked puzled.

"yes あなた absorb other people's abilities like a sponge, sorry i'm just so used to categorilizing talents, from when i was with the volturi" she gave out a hushed growl at...