トワイライト・シリーズ Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. あなた know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in 愛 with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will あなた come ホーム to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have あなた ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s シャツ and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

....

Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in 愛 with Edward thing. She 発言しました it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh または better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let あなた know how it all turns out 次 time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

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alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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Zoey McDaniel Chapter 9 Part 2

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Before we went ホーム we went to the store. I needed to fix my self up before. I was also scared of vampire bites. あなた think I would be use to vampire bites since I have been biten twice already. "okay, あなた need some gauz, neosporn and some guaz tape Seth 発言しました as he was hitting his finger with his other finger". Do あなた think the come in Colors（色） I asked. "I don't know but we can look for some Seth said". We found the guaz. What color should we get I asked excitedly? あなた mean あなた not us. 発言しました Seth. The blood that was dripping down my leg was now drying. Here is some ライム green quaz Seth point...

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Another Story Chapter 31

posted by surfergal

That night I couldn't go to sleep. I was to scared または something. I ended up falling asleep in Cody's soft, warm and oh so comfy arms. That morning I woke up in my ベッド in Cody's arms. I guess once I feel asleep he carried me up stairs. I looked at the clock and it was 6:30 and that was the time I needed to get ready for school. So I got out of ベッド gently so I wouldn't wake Cody and then I got my towel ラップ and went to my bathroom. Wen I got out of the シャワー I walked out right in the same spot where all last night happen. I stood there アナと雪の女王 remembering it all. Cody walked up to me and said,...

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Amore - Ch. 7 - A Visitor

posted by patrisha727

one for today! ^_^

I unpacked my things in about 20 minutes. There wasn't so many things to unpack in the first place. I only brought my clothes, some of my books, and toiletries. After I was done, I looked out of the window again, and saw the skyline of Juneau's sunset. It was beautiful up in the north. I missed ホーム too. There was a computer 次 to my bed, so I decided to turn it on and see if Renee sent any emails. Alice was looking in her closet for some outfits to wear tommorrow. I ignored her.

The computer started up about 10 times faster than my actual computer. I smiled when I saw...

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愛 Bites Chapter 3

posted by TwilightNerd6

Sorry this one is up late ive been busy with Netball training and stuff like that.
Sorry it's a bit long.

"You know how I 発言しました that I would be back in five days?"He asked.
"Yes?"I 発言しました confused.
"There's a change of plans, were going to be back a little earlier than we planned."He explained to me softly.
"What do あなた mean?"I asked. I felt like escaping but Alice and Rosalie would catch me so there really was no point.
"That means since your missing me so much, were on our way home."He anwsered my 質問 like he was an angel.
"You are?"I 発言しました with my thoughts all messed up.
"Yes, were running back...

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Chapter Ten: White レース

posted by UchihaYuki

Sorry it took me so extremely long to post this chapter, I've been and still on a trip with my family[ugh] but anyways here it is <3

-Yuki<3

“Jaake…Wake up” Nessie 発言しました sweetly as she kissed his cheek trying to wake him up “mmm, What time is it Ness?” he mumbled into his pillow, she grinned “It’s 7:30am… I’ve been up since 6, Mommy, Alice and I are going shopping, so I just thought I’d wake あなた up and tell あなた good morning and that I 愛 you..” Jacob flopped from his side to lay on his back so he could see Nessie, he smiled at the sight of her sweet smiling face and...

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This could be the end (Chapter 3 The Cult)

posted by Edwardlover93

before I start I just want to say thank あなた to my friend Alicelover92 and also princesspinkla for helping me with my writers block thank あなた and also Stassja thank あなた for your brill コメント :)

Chapter 3 The cult

“What あなた on about.?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not. “forget you”
I walked away from her, suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me. He had a evil glint in his eyes then he slowly vanished.
I had to get out of here.
By the time I come back it will be to late. I was walking down the empty 通り, ストリート the sun had set already. How long have...

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Amore - Chapter 4 - Inner Look

posted by patrisha727

Here's one for today! ^_^

"Oh. My. God." Angela and I said, perfectly syncronized.
After a few mintes of silence, Angela and I bursted out laughing.
"This is NOT funny!" Lauren yelled.
That コメント made us laugh even harder.
"I NEED a picture of this." Angela said, getting her messenger bag,
"Don't. You. Dare." Lauren growled.
Angela took her small camera and made a quick picture of Lauren's horror-strucked and embarrassed face.
"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Lauren yelled.

Before any of us could reply, a flight attendance came towards us.
"Excuse me? Miss? あなた need to be もっと見る quiet and take your seat."...

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Blood Lusт - Cнαpтεг six.

posted by EdwardCullen604

"Cora why are your eyes...oh!" seths face went blank what did he think? did he still care about me i hoped so. What could i say to him, Surpise, it definitely was that but the word just didn't fit.

"hello i'm Elena this is my coven, Antonio and Charro...and now also Cora" her eyes lookedlike they were trying to burn a hole through ofcourse that was not the case she was just using her gift, willing him to accept this.

"Seth are あなた okay i'm so sorry about all of this i..." i didn't continue there was no point he was shaking so much that i doubted he was even listening to my words. As seth phased...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 7-- Return of my Nightmares

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 7- Return of my Nightmares

May 1919

I approached the train station slowly. Abigail and Tom were accompanying me. The past two years had actually been quite peaceful without the constant stream of beatings and disapproval of each movement I made.

We waited as the train came to a complete stop in front of us and women and children all around us flooded around the doors to greet their loved ones. I was one of the few who stood still staring at the train. All the others were elderly, too old to rush フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにしてまたは I was sure they would be doing so. The crowd slowly cleared and I spotted Charles...

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LET'S RUN - Chapter Eight

posted by callejahLUVSed

sorry i took so long, i got grounded.. LONG STORY! anyway, hope this chapter is okay ! comment!!!

CHAPTER EIGHT- Allies

“Hey, Edward, can we sit 次 to you?”, I asked.
“Sure, sit here”, 発言しました Edward. I sat down 次 to Alice but Edward stopped me.
“Steph, sit here”, he said, as he patted the シート, 座席次 to him. Jasper gave me a look and then my thoughts weren’t my own anymore.
Sis, Jasper thinks that Edward likes you.. want me to tell him anything? Emmett asked.
He thinks? I asked back. I waited a few 秒 until Emmett grin.
He knows replied Emmett, and I saw a smile hiding in the...

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Another Story chapter 30!

posted by surfergal

The following morning Alice woke me up for school. I was putting on perfume when cody knocked on my door.
"Come in". I said.
Hey, あなた Ready ? He ask
Yeah, Old on I have to brush my teeth I told him.
Ok. He 発言しました as he went towards my ベッド to sit down. Once I was done brushing my teeth, Cody grabbed my bag and put me on his back and toted me down the stairs. My cruches were downstairs because Carlisle didn't want me to go up and down them. Cody help me out to his car, my was totalled sadly. When we got to school cody walked me to class except he didnt leave my side when we got there. It was still...

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after twilight

posted by pie-102

Nessie's pov
Aunt Alice was getting my Mom ready for high school today because Alice thought Mom would put on something weird .I'm excited because this is my first 日 of high school ever.The only thing i'm worried about is rememberin that everybody is my adopted brother または sister oh and the fact that Jacob wasn't going to be there I am not sure but I think i'm falling for him if only I knew how he felt about me maybe i'll get Daddy to find out for me.I'll ask when I get downstairs.Alice asked is everybody ready to go I replied yes and so did evertbody else.Down to the ガレージ we went Mom,Dad...

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another story chapter 28

posted by surfergal

Ok, So I thought I took the news pretty well. But as Emmet told me I was sitting on the ベッド when he walk in and I what seemed liek it was in a trance aka I didnt talk for 5 mintues new record for me. Emmet finally got me to speak and then I just went to sleep. The 次 morning Alice came in and woke me up for school but I told her I didnt feel like going, when she walked out of the room I feel back asleep. it was around 11aam when i woke up によって phone telling me i had a text message. It was max asking if I wanted to come over and have a movie 日 because he had the 日 off.I texted him back saying...

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Once Bruised, Twice Broken

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

[u][b]Once Bruised, Twice Broken[b][u]

"Go Into The Storm メリダとおそろしの森 One...That's Where Life Is!"

[u][b]Chapter One: Remember December[b][u]
So lets get things straight...
My life is okay for a fifteen 年 old girl I guess. My name is Eve Barnes. And I live two 分 away from my school, here in North Carolina. My parents died a 年前 in a car crash. It was a head on collision. This person was backing out of there driveway, my parents were taking a short cut home, and they swerved out of the way so they didn't hit them. And along came a truck and BAM! They died. I was with my aunt and uncle...

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Life Of a ファン

posted by nessienjake

I dreamt thıs ...fan fıctıon whıle ı was ın a aıroplane to Australıa and told ıt to my sıster she hand wrote ıt ın her dıary and know ı ストール, 盗んだ ıt and typed ıt warnıng dont be too hard she trıed ıt and shes smaller than me.(lol but ı trıed to ımprove ıt and make ıt longer)
CHAPTER 1 ILLUSION
İ was walking quıckly through the clouded place ın the mıddle of the nıght ın L.A
ı had my MP3 open and ı was sıngıng whıle steppıng on the wet grass.
ı thought ı heard somethıng so ı looked back stıll walkıng...ıt was only a cat lookıng for 食 ın the garbage.İ...

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THE ALTARLAS THE FITH TWILIGHT BOOK

posted by rachel-rathbone

!!!IF U HAVE ALL READY READ THIS SKIP TO CHAPTER TWO FOR THE 次 PART OF THE STOTY.!!!!!!!!!!

chapter one
"oh please mum ellie is my best friend please let here stay" renesmee begged
"nessie this life just isnt a place for a little girl to be"i hated it but it was true i even called her nessie. she looked at the floor her long black eyelashes cating a shadow on her cheeks, her long bronze hair falling on her face.
"ask our dad" i 発言しました sighing pushing the 質問 on to someone else i couldnt stand hurting here.
******
"nessie あなた cleaned your room write sheel be her in 5 miniutes i can here the...

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another story chapter 23!

posted by surfergal

I turned around to see あなた had caught me, I was expecting Cody tob there but he wasnt. I told him Thanks. no prob he 発言しました Im Michael. Well thanks Michael, Im addi. Can I help あなた to class? Michael ask. Yeah that would be great. I said. He ask, So what is a beautiful girl doing in Forks, I take it your new to this whole ice and snow problem we have? Yeah, Im new. Yeah we didnt get a lot of snow of ice where i lived. I said. So あなた lived "down south" then? he said. Yeah I live in Florida. Thats cool. he said. so why are あなた in Forks? he ask? My sorta brother is in the Coast Guard and he got transfered...

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Eternal Midnight Part 9

posted by VAMPirella1997

End of part 8:
I laughed. Edward glanced down at me, confused. I grinned back at him.

"that was fun. We should do that もっと見る often."

Edward snorted. "Fun? I thought あなた might be in serious danger," now it was my turn to snort.

"Honestly, Edward. It was fun, though. Admit it. Once あなた knew i wasn't going to get killed." I laughed. He joined in.

"yes, i suppose it was kind of funny."

"Did あなた see his face?" I said, "He was terrified of you!" I immitated what the boy's expression had looked like, and we laughed in unison.

part 9:
Alice skipped to our side.

"Are あなた ready to go catch our 次 plane?"...

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Zoey McDaniel Capter 6 Part 2

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Collin's POV
I had to go ホーム first but, I needed to morph. I quickly let her off, she had the weirdest and cutest look on her face. Then she relized and 発言しました "oh". She turned around, I morphed quickly and put on my pants. I snuck up behind her and put my hands over her eyes. Guess who, I said. Collin! she said. Let me go in through my bedroom window and then I will tell あなた when あなた can knock on the front door and come. Is it okay to come in? she said. Won't it be weird with your parents there? No, my dad cleared the problem up with my Mom. well I hope, he did. It must be nice to have real...

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Twilight Widowers Anonymous

posted by Lucian66

I recently read an post from Twilight widower on Twilight Widowers Anonymous( it's a support site for husbands, boyfriends and life partners of Twilight addicts). It cracked me up and i want to share it with you.

Onward and Upward

Firstly, please accept my apologies for the incredibly tardy post. As あなた can imagine, since
the 写真 of Robert Pattinson standing shirtless in Italy were released, it has been very difficult for me to get near the computer.

(I thought I could sneak a post in earlier this week, but then - alas - the New Moon trailer came out. Add to that the particularly fine weather...