トワイライト・シリーズ Article: 10 ways to annoy bella

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posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that あなた and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her あなた are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.

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Red Chapter 2

posted by Twilight597

Chapter 2

“Lamia?” I asked slowly.

“Vampire that can age and have children.” she answered.

“Who are you? What are あなた really?” I asked slowly again.

“My name is Victoria, and I’m a made-vampire, there are three types of ヴァンパイア in the world. Made-vampires like myself, Lamia, あなた and venomous vampires.” Victoria replied.

“Venomous? How can あなた come up with this stuff? Your sick making me drink your blood. What are you? A cannibal?” I said, and ended up with an inhumanly スマック on my face. I will never believe this bitch.

She walked back up the stairs as I fell unconscious from...

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Another Story Chapter 59

posted by surfergal

Before I could say anything Nathen spoke up first.
Addi, I 愛あなた with all my ハート, 心 amd I want to be with あなた for forever. Nathen said.
I started crying when he was speaking.
I know あなた don't want to get married this young but please, Will あなた mary me later in life? He ask.
I couldn't even say yes I was so happy, so I nodded my head. He slid the ring on my finger and then he gave me a big hug, あなた know the kind where they sweep あなた off your feet. It was perfect, I had my family with me and I had a fiance. The family went back to the hotel and me and Nathen stayed out on the ビーチ for awhile....

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another Story Chapter 58

posted by surfergal

Addi's Dress

The 次 morning I woke up and still had no clue to where I was at. I opened the curtains and saw the ビーチ and palm trees and expensive cars driving by. I figured we were in California. I woke Nathen up によって letting all the sunlight in the room even though it was cloudy.
Sorry. I told him.
It's ok. He said. Happy 日 after your birthday!
Thank you. I said.
Me and Nathen always slept with each other but all we did was sleep never anything else. We both knew until we were married we wouldn't do anything. We walked into the living room witch joined all the rooms together. Everyone was in the livingroom....

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Zoey Cullen Chapter 24

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Thanks for the idea TwilightSagaLdy!

I don't know if あなた could really call it a party. Everyone just sat around and talked. All the sudden asked to see me and Sawyer in the dining room. We went in there, she looked sort of sick. Alice, whats wrong? Sawyer asked. The Volturi is coming to kill あなた two. I haven't look for the others, but I saw him killing あなた two. Alice said. Why, I thought they wanted me to be a vampire? I asked Alice. They do but they think the family is to big, so there going to wipe out 2 of the newest members. Alice said. No, no they can't do this. Look, I will just turn into...

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Another Story Chapter 50.....wow

posted by surfergal

Hey, read this story called Mulletfingers. Its grerat and its turning into a twilight story!!
link

I rode for two もっと見る hours before stopping to get gas for my bike. I drove up into a gas station and pulled off my helmet, and shook out my hair. I found a credit card from Carlisle and Esme and a cell phone Alice had provided me with. I called Alice.
Hey, Alice. I said.
Hey Addi. Alice said.
I'm sorry, I couldn't take it any もっと見る and I didn't know what to do. I said.
I know, I saw it coming. There is a credit card in your your ジャケット with cellphone and your ipod. I figured あなた could use some 音楽 for...

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rob is hot

posted by odegbami

let us all give rob some 愛 shol we for his hot ness ok. got i 愛 rod 'z themsong so mutch omg he is so hot don't あなた thank he is a hot god we 愛 and あなた know it .it will stay that way got it あなた can take jacob and any body else ok don't touch my man i made song for him it is about how hot he is in new moon but sory roselie is kind of plane .

hot

hot hot hot hot hot

he is hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.

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Amore - Ch. 9 - Tempted

posted by patrisha727

Not the best title.... but I hope あなた enjoy the 記事 anyways. I hope that most of the people who are hating the Meebo chat signed the petition made in the フォーラム on my spot spot. If あなた didn't.... DO IT NOW!!!!!!!
link ^_^

Jasper? That name was so familiar. Isn't that one of Alice's brothers? I looked at Angela, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, and Tyler. They all had startled and confused expression.
I stood up from my chair, since my 食 was finished.
"Do あなた want to check out what's going on?" I asked.
They nodded and we all went out of the cafeteria door. They were still confused.
"Where do we go?"...

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Zoey McDaniel Chapter 9 part 1

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

I was laying in ベッド thinking about Collin as usual. I want just to let my sadness and madness out but not through crying. I was sick of cry! I got up put on my skinny jeans, a bright ピンク Element shirt, and my Etnies スケート shoes. I was going to let everything out through skateboarding. I grabbed my backpack and headed for the door. I walked down stairs to the living room, no one was there. I looked out the big window in living and looked out. Everyone was outside injoying the sun. Everyone sparkled, it made them even もっと見る beautiful! Alice and Jasper were sitting in chairs soaking up the sun....

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Zoey Chapter 8

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

As soon as I woke up I checked my phone. There was nothing, not even a voicemail! I went down stairs and grabbed a Red ブル and Sunny D. I mixed them together and it created my お気に入り drink. I sat on the ソファー, ソファ looking down at my
drink wondering why Collin hadn't called yet. So Collin hasn't calls you, Emmett asked. No he hasn't, I bet Jake has him doing a double shift または something. I don't have him doing anything for me Jake 発言しました has he walked through the door.
Do あなた know why he hadn't called me? I asked Jacob. I can't tell あなた anything. Please just promise me あなた will wait and let him tell...

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Anoyher story chapter 32

posted by surfergal

That night Cody helped me with all oft homework. I actually had decent grades in all of my grades even though I missed a lot of classes. That night me and Cody went and took a walk through the woods. No on ever told me what happen to the vampire in my room but I didn't ever really feel like knowing what happen to it または where it went.
Cody, can I ask あなた something? I ask.
Yeah. Cody said
About the other night あなた know when the vampire came into my room. I said.
Yeah, I remember he told me.
Well what ever happen to him? I ask
Emmet and Edward caught up to him and they sorta he continued. They killed...

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forever...part 3

posted by twihardfreak13

Esme I sat beside mason then he intertwined his hand with mine as everyone conversed nessie and jake would look at us together and they would smile at each other but then I asked Carlisle “ Carlisle what happened to all my family and friends?” “I’m sorry to tell あなた this but they all think that あなた have passed away.” I looked down and I started to let out dry sobs I couldn’t cry no tears mason untwined my hand and laid my head in his lap and ran his fingers through my hair I was devastated that I wasn’t going to able to see them again ever no matter what we got up from the couch...

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Red Chapter 1

posted by Twilight597

ok this has to do with twilight and another book i like, Night World. the character victoria is in it and the vamps from Night World are in it.

if u havent read night world all u have to know is lamia(LAY-me-Ah) is a vampire born from a lamia and can age and have children, and made vampire is the oppistie,once a human turned into a vamp, cannot age, and cannot have children. there are witches and shapeshifters and 狼男 too. there is a secret society called Night World were they all live together with out humans. there only laws are u cannot fall in 愛 with a human and u cannot tell a...

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Rob's Interview ランダム質問

posted by edwardcarlisle

Here's one interview I used for some questions, but since it is originally in Spanish, I decided to translate it to English ;D
Maybe it's not that good, I don't know if I translated it that well :)

CM: All right , let's begin
Rob: OK.

CM: Which is your お気に入り音楽 band?
Rob: バン Morrison.

CM: お気に入り song?
Rob: Amm Beside あなたによってバン Morrison.

C: And your お気に入り drink?
R: Whisky.

C: お気に入り food?
R: ジャンク食または teen 食 x) As あなた want to say.

C: お気に入り city?
R: ロンドン * =O ホーム愛 x3*

C: ロンドンまたは LA? Which do あなた feel as your home?
R: Neither.

C: お気に入り movie? Only one option.
R: "One Flew Over...

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Half-Vampire Girl Part 6

posted by twilight_lover9

I woke up, my head was aching, i was suprised to see that i was on the ソファー, ソファ of nessies loungeroom with 9 worried ヴァンパイア and 1 狼, オオカミ staring at me, my eyes were wide with confusement "what,what happened?" i asked confused, carlisle walked up "um well brittany あなた were, found によって another vampire clan" than 4 オリーブ skinned ヴァンパイア walked up "hello, im Carl" he 発言しました in a deep rough voice, his hair was black dreadlockes tied back, than a slightly darker girl appeared her hair was long her eyes were goldenbrown and wide she was beautiful in so many ways "hello, im Larissa" she intoduced herself...

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another story chapter 25

posted by surfergal

When I woke up, I had the happiest feeling. The kind where something great is about to happen. I went on the computer and i checked the surf レポート and saw that it was going to be great today! I was so excited, I ran down stairs and jasper says,Addi あなた are to excited! I know and then I ask, Are あなた helping with this excitement? No, thats all あなた he said.I laughed and 発言しました well surfing does it to ya, and right then Michael whats do what to ya. My ハート, 心 ya hear it? I ask. Yeah its going 90 mph. he said. I know its great cause it means there is great surfing today!! I went and grabbed my board...

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Carlisle Cullen's story. Part 1.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

[Right, so i've been having a look around and couldn't find many Carlisle fanfics. So i decided to have a go at one myself. please leave your thoughts and reviews!]

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Racing through the dim lit streets, I could feel it following me. Feel the heavy prescence, the un human heart, the menace. I slipped on the lightly soaked cobbles. Then everything went black.

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Waking in the dark, damp cellar I waited to be woken from this horrific dream like experience. A 火災, 火 so powerful, so raw burnt through my entire body, like logs...

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Alice&Jaspers wierd&love alice's POV

posted by courtneykutie

Well i was bored and so i just put down whatever came to mind!!hope あなた like it!this is one 年 after breaking dawn!

"how long are あなた going auntie alice?"nessie asked me while i was packing up for mine and jazz's trip to Africa,we are visting フレンズ and want some time alone!

"um...3 weeks"i 発言しました and looked yep we will get back in three weeks
"yep i seen us get back in 3 week ness あなた need to try not to grow up that fast while im gone"i 発言しました and kissed her curly hair.
"I'll try!"she 発言しました and jumped up gave me a hug and キッス and said"bye auntie alice 愛 you"the she left

then i seen Edward...

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Starless nights, Chapter three

posted by Doopey

Hi, hope あなた like it :D
Pleasse コメント and rate :) thanks.

Chapter three

I took a step back automatically. My eyes still wide taking in the view. Four males walked out into the clearing. I knew for sure that they were ヴァンパイア because there skin sparkled like mine. They didnt look like they were going to kill me but i couldnt take the chance.
I knew i wouldnt win this fight so i started to back away. I was preparing to run when the blonde one spoke.
"We are not here to harm you, we are here to explain this way of life もっと見る clearly to you!" He gave me a friendly smile and held out his hand. But...

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The Cullen's Dressing

posted by Isabellaashley

DRESSING THE CULLEN FAMILY

Chuck had to pay special attention when mapping out clothes for the blood-sucking Cullen brood. ''I didn't want to go too traditional black... I wanted them to feel cold and frozen.'' So she outfitted the family in grays, whites, and blues, while being careful to not go too over-the-top. ''The Cullens have wildly expensive taste and money. At the same time, I had to anchor them in the practical world of going to school and being able to blend with everyone else.''
MORE ON THE CULLENS...AND THAT CREST

Along with a blazer from GUESS, Rosalie (Nikki Reed, left) wears a...

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Chapter three

posted by Doopey

こんにちは hope あなた like this... If あなた have any ideas of how to make my 書く better.. please コメント :D

Chapter three

My body froze. I couldnt breathe. I couldnt 移動する any muscle in my body. I just thought. What have i done to deserve this. What has my family done to deserve me. Then my fear broke through. I was on the floor sobbing my tearless sobs. When Edward pulled me into his arms.
"Bella 愛 it will all be ok. Alice saw what they are planning to do. We can surprise them. Please dont worry. I wont let anyone hurt you."
Edward 発言しました this with so much 愛 in his voice. I knew he meant it. But...