10 Ways to Annoy Charlie 白鳥, スワン
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob または Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with ピンク レース and お花 the call the station requesting to speak with Chief 白鳥, スワン Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys によって Inner サークル, 円 and I Shot the Sheriff によって Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a レポート at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the レポート that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella 白鳥, スワン pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the 次 time he visits the 白鳥, スワン residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip 検索 may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob または Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with ピンク レース and お花 the call the station requesting to speak with Chief 白鳥, スワン Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys によって Inner サークル, 円 and I Shot the Sheriff によって Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a レポート at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the レポート that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella 白鳥, スワン pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the 次 time he visits the 白鳥, スワン residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip 検索 may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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