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In the 9 months I've been here on Fanpop, I've been 与えられた a view of what Twi-haters are like. Especially over the internet. Of course, most of this hate is directed toward either, the series, the fans, the cast, and characters' redeeming qualities. Most of their 'arguments' are so ridiculous, and can be proven wrong so easily, its irritating. Here are some I've seen:

Edward and Jacob are pedophiles.

First off, a pedophile is an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.Edward is forever 17. He was never attracted to Bella, sexually. In the beginning, all he felt for Bella was hatred. And at age 17, Bella's choices make her wise beyond her years. She saves her father, によって bringing back a painful, but necessary memory. At 18, She protects her baby and chooses to give birth against Edward's wishes to abort it. Bella also starts a war,and is ready to risk her life as a vampire to protect those she loves. She continuously risks her life for love.Bella overcame the major obstacles in her path and fought her way to the place she wanted to be. She's no longer a teenager. She's an adult.

And now onto Jacob.. Jacob is also not a pedophile. Sure, he imprints on Renesmee, but it doesn't go beyond that. All he wants is for her to be happy. That's it.

There are also stages to imprinting, especially if the shape-shifter imprints on a child, または otherwise the imprintee is very young.

1st stage - If the person is young, the shape-shifter will act as an older sibling.

2nd stage - As the person grows older, the shape-shifter will also come to be their best friend.

3rd stage - They become intimate friends. Meaning, their feelings for each other are changing into romantic feelings. (Remember, this stage may または may not happen to the imprintee, but the imprinter will fall in 愛 with his imprint. They will not 'see' any other woman または man in a romantic way, at all. Their imprintee is all he/she cares about and he/she will 愛 her/him even if those feelings aren't returned.)

4th stage - When the imprintee is old enough, the shape-shifter's feelings grow into romantic/sexual love.The shape-shifter will be at all times very protective and loving to the imprintee.

Bella is a Mary Sue.

Oh, boy..A Mary Sue? Mary Sues are usually called that because they are impossibly beautiful, can do no wrong, and are hopelessly overused characters. In the books, Bella is described as being very plain. She almost always makes mistakes.Most of them..involving love.She's also very reckless and clumsy.She's not rich, または smart, または famous.Basically, a Mary Sue is perfect, a definition that doesn't really suit Bella.The similarity between the reader and Bella does not make her a Mary Sue. Since Bella has faults, and they're mostly listed in the books, she's not a Mary Sue.

Bella and Jacob are necrophiliacs.

A necrophiliac is a person sexually attracted to corpses. A corpse is a dead body. It can't speak,or think. It can't move, または bear children.Since Edward can do all of these, Bella is not attracted to a corpse. And neither is Jacob, because it isn't until the 4th stage of imprinting (see above) that his feelings for Renesmee grow into romantic feelings. And since Renesmee is half-human, she has blood running in her veins.

ヴァンパイア can't have children, because blood is needed to have an erection.

Uh, wrong. According to Stephenie Meyer,
"Vampires are physically similar enough to their human origins to pass as humans under some circumstances (like cloudy days). There are many basic differences. They appear to have skin like ours, albeit very fair skin. The skin serves the same general purpose of protecting the body. However, the cells that make up their skin are not pliant like our cells, they are hard and reflective like crystal. A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths works as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can 移動する easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form. Also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because ヴァンパイア use the scents in the air much もっと見る than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen). Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them. The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible によって venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her."

Edward is also an incubbus, a vampire with an ability to father children with its hapless prey.

Real ヴァンパイア don't sparkle.

Yes they do, at least last time I checked. あなた see, the cells of Stephenie's ヴァンパイア reflect light, giving them their sparkle. She chose to be creative and have them sparkle, rather than turn to ash. People should look at the facts. Sheesh, is it really that hard?

Stephenie Meyer is a shitty author, who can't write to save her own life.

Oh, really? Let's look at the facts shall we?
Since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the 本 have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most 人気 among young adults; the four 本 have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year" for Breaking Dawn,while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids' Choice Award for お気に入り Book.
As of October 2010, the series has sold over 116 million copies worldwide, with translations into at least 38 different languages around the globe.The four Twilight 本 have consecutively set records as the biggest selling novels of 2008 on the USA Today Best-Selling 本 list, and have spent over 235 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller 一覧 for Children's Series Books. It also previously won 41 awards at the MTV Movie Awards.

Jacob is not a werewolf.

That's because he isn't. He's a quileuete shapeshifter.Shape-shifters, often mistaken as werewolves, are descended from the ancient spirit warriors of the Quileute tribe. Back then, warriors and chiefs could leave their bodies and wander as spirits, communicate with animals, and hear each other's thoughts. However, a change impacted the tribe members hugely during Taha Aki's leadership and permanently changed their powers to shape-shifting into giant wolves.
When a member of the current generation comes across the scent of vampires, his physique will build before he phases for the first time.

Kristen Stewart can't act.

Then why has she won many awards and has become increasingly famous because of this franchise? Why has she also been named the highest paid actress? She tops this year’s Forbes 一覧 of highest-paid 女優 with earnings of $34.5 from May 2011 to May 2012.
Largely thanks to the $12.5 million (plus a share of the profits) she received for each of the two-part The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn films, Stewart dethroned reigning queens Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker, who last 年 shared the crown with an estimated $30 million each. The two women dropped to numbers four ($20 million) and seven ($15 million), respectively. See? She's made 28 movies. The woman can act.

Bella is a bad example for kids, girls especially, because she jumped off a cliff..


This one is just stupid. It's like, really? It was even stated in the book! She wasn't commiting suicide. She was cliff diving. Recreationally. Duh.

Twilight Sucks.


Yes.Yes it does. It sucks, blood. Duh. Everyone knows that.

Ah, Twilight haters. Some of us really 愛 this series, and あなた come and bash it. If あなた don't like Twilight, the least あなた could do is respect it. We're not forcing あなた to like it.
posted by 2468244
My love
Leave yourself behind
Beat inside me
Leave あなた blind

My love
You have found peace
You were searching
For release

You gave it all
Into the call
You took a chance and
You took the fall for us

You came thoughtfully
Loved me faithfully
You taught me honor
You did it for me

Tonight
You will sleep for good
You will wait
For me my love

Now I am strong
You gave me all
You gave all あなた had
And now I am home

My love
Leave yourself behind
Beat inside me
Leave あなた blind

My love
Look what あなた can do
I am mending
I’ll be with you

You took my hand
Added a plan
You gave me your heart
I asked あなた to dance with me

You loved honestly
Did...
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posted by 2468244
I think I know what’s on your mind
A couple words, a great divide
Waiting in the wings, a small respite
Crowding up the foreground from behind

Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy

Take anything あなた want, it’s fine
Keep up the slow life for the night
Don’t take it back, I’ll just deny
This constant noise all the time

Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me

Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me
Even though you’re the only one I see
When these pillars get put down
It will be あなた who wears the crown
And I’ll owe everything to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

How much pain has cracked your soul
And how much 愛 would make あなた whole
You’re my guiding lightning strike

I can’t find the words to say
They’re overdue
I’ve traveled half the world to say
I belong to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

And she attacks me like a Leo
When my ハート, 心 is スプリット, 分割 like Rio
And I assure あなた my debts are real

I can’t find the words to say
When I’m confused
I traveled half the world to say
あなた are my muse
Oooohh
Oooohh

Oooohh
I can’t find the words to say
They’re overdue
I’ve traveled half the world to say
I belong to you
Oooohh
Oooohh
So pretty, so smart
Such a waste of her young heart
What a pity, what a sham
What’s the matter with あなた man

Don’t あなた see it’s wrong, can’t あなた get it right
Out of mind and out of sight
Call on all your girls, don’t forget the boys
Put a lid on all that noise

I’m a satellite heart
ロスト in the dark
I’m spun out so far
あなた stop, I start
But I’ll be true to you

I hear you’re living out of state
Running in a whole new scene
あなた know I haven’t slept in weeks
You’re the only thing I see

I’m a satellite heart
ロスト in the dark
I’m spun out so far
あなた stop, I start
But I’ll be true to you

I’m a satellite heart
ロスト in the dark
I’m spun out so far
あなた stop, I start
But I’ll be true to you
No matter what あなた do
Yeah I’ll be true to you
Meet me on the equinox
Meet me half way
When the sun is perched at its highest peak
In the middle of the day

Let me give my 愛 to you
Let me take your hand
And as we walk in the dimming light
Oh, darling understand

That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends

Meet me on your best behavior
Meet me at your worst
For there will be no stone unturned
Or bubble left to burst

Let me lay beside you, darling
Let me be your man
And let our bodies intertwine
But always understand

That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything, everything ends

A window,...
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I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your 通り, ストリート light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
ストール, 盗んだ me a dog-eared map
And called for あなた everywhere

Have I found you
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
または ロスト you
American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I’m a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain streams

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounding, bleeding
または ロスト you
American mouth
Big pill stuck going down
Emmett's Pov.


"Ummm...R..Rose I'll ca..catch up with y..you later d..dear." I stuttered.

(Half an 時 later - Emmett is in the garden)

Oh! Of course fool あなた will see her later :P
but at that time she will be holding a 一覧 of 質問 for me. What a great excuse あなた made! And Breck... Oh god why did it had to be him, I thought to myself. For the past two years Rose and I are together...and now suddenly I feel that she will go far far away from me. I realized I had been thinking hard for the past half an hour, which was a little too weird for a personality like me. Emmett relax, I told myself.Is...
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posted by emmaliecullen18
Rose POV.

The story is set after two years of emmett's transformation.

i don't own emmett,rosalie,edward...or anyone else...Stephanie Meyer does :'( ....(waaaawaaaaa)


I knew it...that sick creature had some1 behind him. Royce was not the one who was after my life,it was all planned,those flowers,messages,kisses, OH that fake stupid 愛 .He was not man enough to do that to me. He had done it for something and for someone . I was waiting for edward to come up because i knew he must have read my mind .After my transformation he was the one whom i had leaned on but in a bro -sis way,unlike what...
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posted by 2468244
Should never think
What’s in your heart
What’s in our home
And so I won’t

And you’ll learn to hate me
Still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me によって my name

And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
Before nothing can be done

Try to decide when
She’ll lie in the end
Ain’t got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell あなた to hold off
Choose to hold on
It’s one thing that I’ve known

Once I put my コート on
Coming out in this all wrong, ooh
She’s standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I’m in love
I’m in love

Girl save your soul, ooh
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
And before nothing can be done

‘Cause without me
あなた got it all
So hold on
Without me あなた got it all
Hold on
Without me あなた got it all
Without me あなた got it all
So hold on
Without me あなた got it all
So hold on
Without me あなた got it all
So hold on
Everyday, everyday, everyday we’re going all the way
Everyday, everyday, everyday we’re going all the way
Going all the way, going all the way

Everyday, everyday, everyday
We’re going all the way
Everyday, everyday, everyday
We’re going all the way
Tonight lightning strikes
Let’s go into twilight

First time I saw you
When we first met
I had the fever
As good as it gets

You let me see
Much in my thighs
It was so smooth
Sparkle and shine and it shined
Oh

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Tonight lightning strikes
Let’s go into twilight

You asked me out on many dates
And took...
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posted by 2468244
How can I decide what’s right
When you’re clouding up my mind
I can’t win your losing fight
All the time

How could I ever own what’s mine
When you’re always taking sides
But あなた won’t take away my pride
No, not this time
Not this time

How did we get here
When I used to know あなた so well
Well, how did we get here
Well, I think I know

The truth is hiding in your eyes
And it’s hanging on your tongue
Just boiling in my blood
But あなた think that I can’t see

What kind of man that あなた are
If you’re a man at all
Well, I will figure this one out
On my own

(I’m screaming I 愛 あなた so)
On my own
(But my thoughts...
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posted by mrscullen43299
Everyone loves Twilight, but check out this story I made up about what everyone from Twilight is like twenty years from now.....
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Bella's POV:
Edward and I were ready to hunt. I had become so good at this now. I no longer end up a mess after feeding. Alice only buys me designer now anyway. So, I have to keep my clothes clean. "Okay. Im ready," I 発言しました to Edward. I still couldnt believe it after all this time. I was just as beautiful as him. The same temperature. It was unbelievable. Then he caught me off guard. "Good," He said. "Ill race ya!" Then he...
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"When あなた care enough for someone, あなた take the good with the bad. あなた look past the faults and dangers, and get driven によって your heart. But somtimes we don't realise, our hearts don't always think rationaly."

- Brianna MB.

Here i was in my grade 9 english class, stuck in the solitude that is school. I looked around the room, trying to find somthing that would spike my interest. Possibly two girls chatting noisely about the latest gossip または maybe, if im lucky, I'll hear two boys recapping another lame action movie. I chuckled to myself.

I tried to drown out the teachings of my english teacher, Mr.Capp....
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posted by marvel517639
Here’s chapter 7 enjoyJ
Hala’s Pov
Embry and Natalia came over. I couldn’t get over how beautiful was. Seth and I told him we have sex and he freaked. But I told him that it was a joke. It was so funny. We were watching Edward and Alice playing Mortal Kombat. Mind Reader against Alice who can see the future. It was so much fun watching them. Hope came ホーム bring an angel? The エンジェル was like twelve a beautiful blonde angel. She walked in and looked at me “Are あなた Hala Call?” I nodded “Yes why are あなた asking?” Everyone was confused. She pointed at me “You will be the one to protect...
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ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the 作者 of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Four: She's Not There
Today was the last 日 of Jessika’s stay at her actual home. She had everything packed and was ready to go. Well, as ready as she could be without putting up an argument with her father. She didn’t want to go, but she had no choice. N.F.I.H. hadn’t contacted Jessika since four days ago, and now that it was Friday, she was glad to say that she hadn’t heard a word from the creep.
“You ready to go?” Jessika’s dad asked,...
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posted by Rachie25
I looked at Maria. "Three days?" She whispered, angrily. "Its better than nothing!" I exclaimed as we ran through the forest. We found an abandoned campsite nearby. "Victoria would have killed us if we had stayed with her." I continued, remembering the harsh training she had forced us into. "She made us have this life. The Cullens obliterated her. We have rights to be thankful for them." I said. "I know...I just...It was years ago...and I still miss my old life- as a human!" Maria whispered. I nodded. She was my friend back when we were...normal. She was the kindest person I knew. She had a...
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ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the 作者 of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Three: A House is Not a Home
ONE WEEK LATER…
    Jessika had packed everything she would need, miscellaneous wise anyways. She wouldn’t pack her clothes until a 日 または two before they left because what if she needed to wear something she packed away? Then she would have to dig through everything just to find it. Jessika zipped the last bag and put it によって the other one によって the door. So far she only had two bags. For her clothes she...
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HELLO EVERY ONE!! This 記事 is about the 1st part of breaking dawn the movie, if あなた have NOT read the book then do not read any further.

They have スプリット, 分割 it into 2 parts the first part is when Edward and Bella get married and when she figures out that she became pregnant.

The 秒 part is ALL about Jacob and how he feels when he figures out how Bella is prego with a cute devil child! (Or a bloodsucker/human) It is going to be the best movie in the whole world!!!

Well CHOW until 次 week on Monday

MOOSH!!!! <3
OK, this 記事 is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had 発言しました that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few くま, クマ prints, and started to wander...
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posted by WildCherryWolf
Jasper walks briskly around the trees, with Alice hot at his heels. Alice stops to pick a beautiful red rose, avoiding its sharp spikes, and lovingly places it in Jasper's hands. He looks down at it, and wraps a cold arm around Alice's shoulders. They venture on, talking in hushed tones. A shattering scream pierces the forest air around Alice and Jasper. The begin to run, and after ten minutes, Alice calls Jasper and tells hum she has found something. He rushes over to her, and sees what she sees. A bear, circling a young girl, it's muzzle spattered with blood. The girl twitches and cries out...
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