-Emmett-

One of the most hilariously fun things of all time あなた can do: embarrass Renesmee. She turns even redder than Bella used to, and that's definetly saying something. The teasing just has to be adequete.

Of course, Renesmee ALWAYS gets me back, but it's worth it. Sort of. She has a talent for revenge, involving getting a certain seven foot werewolf (hi, Jake!) in on it. The most 最近 avengement she instilled, involved, er, (they had to get Edward and Jasper in on this one) throwing me off the cliffs. Jacob gave permission. He likes payback for his adorable, puppy-eyed imprintee.

Another fun activity: Getting revenge for her revenge. Let's just say that when she gets back, there's a surprise waiting for her.

I remember when she redecorated my bedroom, and when we got back from hunting, it looked like there was a ピンク explosion in Rosalie's and my room.

She's imaginative, I'll give her that much.