This is the first annual writing comp. (please hold the aplause until the end, thank you). Your first assignment is to write a short story about all of these items: a monkey, a clam, a balloon, and some cake. The story that is the most creative wins the first ever True Writers Writing Comp. (now you may applause.
May the force be with you, young writiers (no i did not steal that from star wars, star wars stole it from me)