Children gather round, gather round. I will tell あなた all a brilliant story, no quiet and i will begin.
This story, my children, is about two young boys-one called john who had big burly muscles and Padraig who had long brown hair that covered one eye and a big build- who had no one but each other, both their parents had died when they were babies. None of their family wanted them, they were neglected によって their own kin. によって the time they were 13 they had been to so many foster homes that never had any time to make any friends. Trouble makers they were no one you'd like to hang around, they did drugs, smoked and every night without there social workers knowing sneaked out for a swig of beer.
The pain and trouble that they had been immense and as their 14th birthdays rounded the corner they'd turned to crime, delivering drugs every night,shop lifting and mugging for money.
One night they crossed the line, they'd been out and about with their drug dealer just having a laugh when the drug dealer remembered something,"boys I've got to tell あなた something," they both quietened down,"I haven't been payed によって a certain one of my customers and I need あなた two to sort it out." Padraig smiled as the dealer handed him a 9.mm gun, he continued talking but Padraig couldn't hear him," only use this if you've got to, this man will cause trouble so if he does,shoot him without a 秒 thought, got it?" Padraig nodded slowly an evil grin appearing on his face.
They finally ended up at the street, and without knocking slammed the door open shouting, "WHERE'S THE MONEY" a man stumbles from the hallway scared, his voice, shaky and quiet, breaks through a silence," p-please don't hurt me, I-I'll go get the money," he turns ad shakily walks into a room and back out again a brief case in his hands, the boys let there guard down and John goes to get the briefcase, the man speaks again," h-here あなた go." John grabs it, but in the flash of an eye is in pain a ナイフ at his throat, "go now leave and tell your boss that I'll never pay," the man says proud of his sneaky moves. Padraig glares and grabs the gun from his pocket and shoots hitting the mans arm,"ARGH YA F!CKER" he lets go of John and tried to stop the blood, Padraig shoots again this time at the heart. The man falls back and the boys shaking with shock run taking the gun with them. They don't stop running, John screaming "WHAT THE F!UCK WAS THAT" and Padraig crying with the fact he'd shot a man in the ハート, 心 without a 秒 thought, like it was natural. And withtout thinking about it he knew that he'd need to do it again.
This story, my children, is about two young boys-one called john who had big burly muscles and Padraig who had long brown hair that covered one eye and a big build- who had no one but each other, both their parents had died when they were babies. None of their family wanted them, they were neglected によって their own kin. によって the time they were 13 they had been to so many foster homes that never had any time to make any friends. Trouble makers they were no one you'd like to hang around, they did drugs, smoked and every night without there social workers knowing sneaked out for a swig of beer.
The pain and trouble that they had been immense and as their 14th birthdays rounded the corner they'd turned to crime, delivering drugs every night,shop lifting and mugging for money.
One night they crossed the line, they'd been out and about with their drug dealer just having a laugh when the drug dealer remembered something,"boys I've got to tell あなた something," they both quietened down,"I haven't been payed によって a certain one of my customers and I need あなた two to sort it out." Padraig smiled as the dealer handed him a 9.mm gun, he continued talking but Padraig couldn't hear him," only use this if you've got to, this man will cause trouble so if he does,shoot him without a 秒 thought, got it?" Padraig nodded slowly an evil grin appearing on his face.
They finally ended up at the street, and without knocking slammed the door open shouting, "WHERE'S THE MONEY" a man stumbles from the hallway scared, his voice, shaky and quiet, breaks through a silence," p-please don't hurt me, I-I'll go get the money," he turns ad shakily walks into a room and back out again a brief case in his hands, the boys let there guard down and John goes to get the briefcase, the man speaks again," h-here あなた go." John grabs it, but in the flash of an eye is in pain a ナイフ at his throat, "go now leave and tell your boss that I'll never pay," the man says proud of his sneaky moves. Padraig glares and grabs the gun from his pocket and shoots hitting the mans arm,"ARGH YA F!CKER" he lets go of John and tried to stop the blood, Padraig shoots again this time at the heart. The man falls back and the boys shaking with shock run taking the gun with them. They don't stop running, John screaming "WHAT THE F!UCK WAS THAT" and Padraig crying with the fact he'd shot a man in the ハート, 心 without a 秒 thought, like it was natural. And withtout thinking about it he knew that he'd need to do it again.
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the コンバース store 次 door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say 羊 ヴァンパイア Rock on them. Yeah, I 愛 the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with 羊 that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into 羊 ヴァンパイア that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of コーラ left from an 年 前 shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or あなた shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, または things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if あなた die from laughter, または possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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コンバース is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My フレンズ all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
チョコレート coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I 愛 Harry Potter
または was it 林檎, アップル Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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コンバース is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My フレンズ all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
チョコレート coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I 愛 Harry Potter
または was it 林檎, アップル Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH 秒 お気に入り CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH お気に入り CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND お気に入り IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND デン I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA ピンク YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
The whole of the mountain will crash down and roll over me - but it does not crush me.
Human physical strength has limitations and it weakens in time. 'Inner strength' knows no bounds!
The confines of this earthly realm have no bearing.
Let it be done!
Let the horns sound that shake the foundation.
Call forth the titans. Summon up the dread that lies buried deep within the ハート, 心 and mind.
Let the godless fear when they face the charge.
The ロスト will flee または loose heart.
'And in the darkening late hours when the ground rumbles like an oncoming train...I will draw from deep wells what cannot be poisoned または tainted または overturned. I will stand, though the tides rise and the clouds threaten...and there I will remain, even if I 表示する signs and cracks of care and hardship.
I will not be broken.
I may grow weary.
Though all the elements come against me
and tear at flesh and bone!-I WILL STAND!