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theme music
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A stage with the curtain closed. Crashes and Bangs. Then, Erica and Krista fall out of the curtain then stand up and smile.
Krista and Erica: WELCOME TO.....TOTAL DRAMA EXCITMENT.
Krista: Uh Erica....
Erica: yeah what
Krista: Where is everyone......
Erica: DAMMIT KRISTA WHAT DID あなた DO
Krista: Nothin I invited them
Erica was about to object when the contesants flooded into the seats.
Krista: HA TOLD あなた I INVITED THEM
Erica: Yeah uh huh sure whatever.
Krista pulls out ランダム pieace of paper out of nowhere.
Erica: ok this is howits gonna work we say your name and come up here then we are gonna talk about some of your characteristics.
Krista: YUSH *almost loses paper*
Erica: FIRST we have *grabs paper* Matrix *small claps*
Matrix: Oh こんにちは I was called first. *runs up to stage*
Krista: Nice to meet あなた *smiles* so lets see here your a....mortal... and your 16.
Erica: thank あなた for coming ^.^
Matrix: THANKS FOR LETTING ME ON THE SHOW
Krista: Eh where just THAT awesome.
Matrix moves off stage.
Erica: 次 we have Jordan.
Jordan runs up on stage and shakes there hands.
Krista: Hi Jordan everyone Jordan, Jordan everyone Jordans race is... Super fast and can fly!
Erica: Oh oh oh I WANNA FLY *flaps arms like wings* Damn I failed.
Krista: Now moving on.....Jordan is 14 Whoa thats kinda young but OK.
Jordan exits stage and the girls look at the paper again.
Erica: 次 we have Mizzie her race is a....Irkan did I say that right?
Mizzie: Yeah あなた did *gets on stage* And my age is 16 *exits stage*
Krista: *Eyes lit up* BUSTER!!!!!
Buster tries to hid but Buddy shoves him on stage. Krista hugs Buster.
Buster: okay あなた can let go now
Krista: Nuuupe
Erica: Buster is Vampire Werewolf and he is 16 and Krista needs to let go so he can leave the stage.
Buddy gets on stage and prys Krista off of Buster.
Erica: *Eyes lite up* BUDDY *glomps Buddy*
Krista: Buddy is 16 and is immortal Now exit Buddy.
Buddy:IM TRYING
Buddy finally gets Erica off and walks away.
Krista: 次 we have Ivy
Erica: Whoa that sounds cool Ivy shes 16 and has speed.
Ivy walks on stage then walks off.
Erica: Now we have Blaze she cn control fire,earth,lighting,and shadow oh and acid she is 17.
Blaze walks on stage and sighs then walks off.
Krista: Now its Rebecca she is 18 and immortal
Rebecca: *runs up to stage and trips* whoops sorry i kinda fell.*gets up* It was very nice of あなた to chose me
Krista: oh its no big deal
Erica: yep no big deal.
Rebecca leaves.
Erica: Kierra nice to meet you. *smiles* Kierra is 15 and she HOLY COW THATS ALOT OF THINGS well thats how we will put it alot of things
Krista: agreed
Erica: 次 is Damian YEY DAMIAN YOUR HERE
Krista: Damian is a hell cat and 16 kay Damianyour done
erica: Okay this is taking WAYYY to long
Krista:Yep
Erica: Alright the last contestants are Rikki, Erica, Zach, Zero, Mr.Fluffykins, and David.
Buddy: WHAT DAVIDS HERE
Krista: Yeah hes here

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later that day
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Matrix: I dont want to be rude または anything but where are we staying exactly?
Krista: Why YOUR staying in these. *points to 4 tents*
Erica: So we are choosing the people that are staying together. キャビン 1 we have Jordan,Buster,Mr.Fluffykins, and David. キャビン 2 we have Zach, Zero, Damian, and Buddy. キャビン 3 we have Mizzie, Rebecca, Matrix, and Erica. キャビン 4 we have Ivy, Blaze, Kierra, and Rikki.
Krista: NOW MY MINONS EXSCAPE TO YOUR TENTS
Zero: こんにちは WERE NOT YOUR MINIONS
Zero notices they are gone and sighs.

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first challange
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Erica: WELCOME EVERYONE
Krista: We will be splitting あなた into teams.
Erica: the teams are red team and blue team.
Damian: DUDE THOSE NAMES ARE LAME
Buster: I 秒 that
Rebecca: Can we please please change the names
Erica: Fine *sigh* the teams are....
Krista: *Interupets* The Killer Robots and The Bloody Rampages
Buster: Hmm alright
Erica: AND THATS FINALE
Krista: On team Killer Robots Matrix, Damian, Ivy, Blaze, Rikki,Zach, Zero, And Rebecca. The rest of あなた are on the Bloody rampage.
Erica: And the for the challange today is that あなた must chose one person from your group and they must go through this epic doom obstacle course.

Killer Robots
Zach: I vote Damian he cant die and Blaze is to cute to burn.
Zero: Zach
Zach: Yeah what
Zero: Shut up
Rebecca: Well I can go i AM immortal
Damian: BUT DAMIAN LIKE FIRE
Zero: What do あなた say Ivy this IS a GROUP meeting.
Ivy:.....
Matrix: Alright lets sit and think theres only one 火災, 火 ring thing so Blaze cant do it now either Rebecca または Damian immortals can get scarred so Damian goes.
Damian: *jumping* YES I WIN

Bloody Rampage
Jordan: I vote Buster
Buster: こんにちは JACKASS 火災, 火 KILLS ME
Jordan: How was I supposed now!
Erica: Whold yuutwo shut up
Awkward silence.
Erica: Thank あなた know Mr.Fluffykins should go since he cant die
Buster: I like the Fluffykins idea
Buddy: Agreed
Mizzie: B-b-but I like 火災, 火 and dangerous stuff that go boom.
Mr.Fluffykins: I like it more
Mizzie:SHUT UP
Erica: あなた both can shut up Mr.Fluffykins goes and thats finale
Kierra: Mizzie goes
David: M-m-m-mr. F-f-fuffk-kins
Mr.Fluffykins: I WIN *runs to starting line*

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it begins
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Krista: GO!
Erica: こんにちは I WANTED TO SAY THAT
Krista: Well I already 発言しました so *sticks tongue out*
Damian was ahead Mr.Fluffykins then they both stopped. They looked down at the pond.
Mr.Fluffykins: Uhh do we have to SWIM across
Erica and Krista looked at eachother and smiled.
Krista and Erica: YEP
Mr.Fluffykins: Lets go
They jumped in and swam. Then a alligator almost bit Damians head off!
Damian: WHAT THE
Erica: Its a speacial gift we decided on
Erica and Krista laugh histarically.
Erica: oh oh oh the ending is coming!
Krista: 3...2...1...BLAST THEM
Mr.Fluffykins and Damion running up radom 丘, ヒル then it explodes. Krista and Erica are sitting in front of the finash line. the boys are crawling to the finash line.
Erica: DAMIAN WINS
Damian: yay


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