(At camp Wawanawkwa)
Courtney: Duncan? Where are you?
Duncan: Right here. I’m not yours anymore. I’m all Gwen’s.
(Duncan and Gwen start キス loud)
Courtney: Aw. I ロスト the best thing that ever happened to me.
(Courtney starts to lie down and cry for a couple minutes)
Duncan: Is she ok?
Chef Hatchet: She’s going to live gosh ya’ll are big babies.
(Courtney wakes up)
Courtney: Whoa. What happened?
Duncan: あなた passed out cause remember that scene with me and Gwen and…
Courtney: Don’t remind me.
Duncan: Ok, how are あなた feeling?
Courtney: Sad. Ugh! How could you?
Courtney: キッス that-that-that-
Duncan: Awesome Goth girl.
Duncan: Courtney, give her a chance. She’s really cool. Plus I wasn’t going to throw a challenge cause of her.
Courtney: NO! She is a man-stealing-weird-crazy-Goth! And plus she dumped Trent. What an idiot!
Duncan: Excuse me?
Courtney: Trent is hot. あなた aren’t so much. The only thing about あなた that’s hot is your danger.
Duncan: So あなた would hang with a Goth-girl-stealing-obsession-with-number-nine-weirdo rather than me?
Courtney: (Winks) Exactly.
Duncan: Ok fine I’m going with Gwen.
(Duncan leaves Courtney in the infirmary)
Duncan: こんにちは Gwen!
Gwen: Hey. Nice キス back there. (Laughs)
Duncan: (Laughs) Thanks あなた too. Do あなた want to help me with something?
Gwen: Sure. What is it?
(Duncan and Gwen at Chris’s go kart)
Gwen: We’re going to dismantle it?
Duncan: Exactly. This will be fun.
Gwen: Ok yeah it will be. I got the horn!
Duncan: Dang it. Haha I’ll get the wheel.
Gwen: Don’t dismantle the radio yet.
Gwen: Turn on the alternative station.
Duncan and Gwen: Oh my god!!! It’s Muse. I 愛 them!
Gwen: And I 愛 this song even though it’s so slow.
Duncan: Me too.
ミューズ (on radio): I have nothing left to lose. あなた took your time to choose, then we told each other with no trace of fear that…
Duncan and Gwen (singing along): Our 愛 would be forever. And if we die, we die together. And lie I 発言しました never, cause our 愛 would be forever.
Duncan: Do あなた ever wish あなた could go back?
Gwen: Yeah a lot.
Duncan: Me too. Yeah, but when I’m with あなた that feeling goes away.
Gwen: I wish I could go back and I would tell myself not to hook up with Trent.
Duncan: Oh. Well I would’ve never hooked up with Courtney if I was smarter.
Gwen: あなた are smart. あなた can escape from juvie faster than anyone I know.
Gwen: Do あなた miss Courtney at all?
Duncan: Yeah, kind of.
Gwen: Oh. I don’t miss Trent at all.
Duncan: But I have you.
Gwen: I have あなた too.
Duncan grabbing Gwen’s hands: We will always be together. Whether we are フレンズ または もっと見る than that.
Gwen: Yeah… Oh wow look over there.
(Duncan and Gwen look over and see Courtney and Trent making out)
Gwen: I’ll be right back.
(Gwen approaches them)
Gwen: Ok that is sick.
Trent: Jealous much?
Gwen: Ew, no.
Courtney: It’s too bad you’re not with Trent now isn’t it?
Gwen: I’m perfectly fine. (Turns around and starts walking)
Courtney whispering to Trent: Yeah she’s perfectly fine with having a gross punk boy as a boyfriend.
Gwen turns back around: NOW あなた HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!!!
(Gwen stands Courtney up and starts beating her up)
Gwen: Forget it. Have fun with your boyfriend she devil.
Courtney: Ok I will Goth. NOW GET OFF OF ME!
Duncan: Nice fighting skills.
(Duncan kisses Gwen)
Gwen: I love-
Chris Interrupting: I know this is a tear jerking moment but does anyone else want a princess Beth doll?
Chef Hatchet: Chris, I told あなた to tear out the stuffing and give it to me. It’s going to be tomorrow’s lunch.
Chris: Alright. Good enough for me. We are on a budget after all. I have to cut my facial to an 時 now. Now back to the story.
Trent: I’ll be right back. Don’t go anywhere ok?
(Trent kisses Courtney)
(Alejandro approaches Courtney after Trent leaves)
Alejandro: Well hello beautiful.
Courtney: Hi Alejandro. (Laughs flattered)
Alejandro: How is your head?
Courtney: Good. Trent is taking care of me.
Alejandro: Really? あなた need someone like me at your side.
Courtney: あなた mean muscular, cute and tan?
Alejandro: All of the above.
Courtney: (laughs) I’m dating Trent though.
Alejandro: Wow. Ok that really sucks.
Alejandro: Cause I was going to ask あなた out.
Courtney: Oh I’m so sorry Alejandro.
Alejandro: It’s ok. I still 愛 you.
Courtney: あなた are dating Bridgette aren’t you?
Alejandro: No she turned me down.
Courtney: I’m so sorry.
Trent: Alejandro, what are あなた doing here?
Alejandro: I was just leaving.
Trent: Oh ok bye.
Duncan: Ok so there are 5 campers left and I don’t know who to vote off.
Gwen: Me either, I think I’m going to vote off Courtney.
Duncan: Me too.
Gwen: But Trent won’t vote off his girlfriend.
Duncan: Courtney won’t vote off herself.
Gwen: We need Alejandro’s vote.
Duncan: We will get it hopefully.
Gwen: How will we get it though?
Duncan: I’ll take care of that.
(Duncan approaches Alejandro)
Duncan: Alejandro, what do あなた think of Courtney?
Alejandro: She is hot. And I 愛 her. What about you?
Duncan: She’s annoying and I hate her.
Alejandro: Oh ok.
(Duncan returns to Gwen)
Duncan: Looks like Courtney isn’t going ホーム tonight. Alejandro loves her.
Gwen: EW. Well it’s ok. I’m still voting her off.
Duncan: Me too.
Alejandro: I heard them. They are going to vote off Courtney. I’m not going to allow that to happen.
(At Elimination Ceremony)
Chris: あなた know the routine. Whoever doesn’t get a マシュマロ will walk the dock of shame, take the ボート of losers, and get the heck out of here. Ok. (Breathes in) Duncan, Gwen あなた two are safe. Trent あなた are safe. Hm. Then there was two. And the person whose butt is saved is… Courtney. Alejandro pack your things dude.
Alejandro: Who voted for me?
Trent: I did.
Duncan: I did
Courtney: I did.
Alejandro: Courtney? Why? I 愛 you.
Courtney: It’s strategy. あなた understand. Who did あなた vote off?
Trent: あなた 愛 my girlfriend?
Alejandro: Yes and I voted off Trent.
Gwen: I voted off Courtney.
Courtney: あなた will be eliminated. I’m sure of it.
Gwen: Keep dreaming psycho.
Chris: Alejandro time to walk the dock of shame, the ボート of losers is waiting for you.
Alejandro: I will get あなた back. Mark my words.
Chris: And with that. I’m Chris McLean signing off of total drama revised. (Afterwards)
Gwen: Courtney is going down.
Duncan: I will make sure of it.
Courtney: Gwen, let’s make a truce. After all we are the only girls left on the island.
Gwen: I’d rather キッス Owen then go into an alliance with あなた and Trent.
Courtney: Suit yourself.
Gwen: Oh I will. (Goes up to Duncan and kisses him) Let’s go Duncan.
Duncan: Ok. Have fun with Trent Courtney.
Courtney: Oh I will.
To Be Continued…