Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv 表示する yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!

Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!

Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!

Chris: the contestants-

geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro

Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE

Edge: thats right the first episode of this 表示する is graced によって the presence of me

Chris: edge tell them what there doing

Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one

Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2

Edge: あなた have 10 分 to meet us down at the ring

*At the hotel*

Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro

*down the hall*

Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss

Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring

*camera goes to ring*

Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal

*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*

Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan あなた ass

Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha

Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*

Chris: Geoff is eliminated

Geoff: ahh dammit

Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*

Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated

Duncan: *picks up alejandro*

Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the 上, ページのトップへ rope*

Chris: Duncan is eliminated

Alejandro: I win and all あなた people suck

Edge: ugh its not over idiot

Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*

Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!

Owen: HA ha yeah

*camera goes to outside the ring*

Edge: ok its the girls turn

*camera goes to ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*

Chris: zoey is eliminated

Annie: *tries to パンチ terra*

Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*

Chris: annie is eliminated

Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*

Chris: terra is eliminated

Sam: *punches raven* ha loser

Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*

Chris: sam is eliminated

Raven: *pushes penny over the top*

Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN

*camera goes to edge*

Edge: now owen choose your team

Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.

Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.

Chris: the teams names will be

Team Uno:

Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam

Team Dos:

Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie

Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See あなた 次 time

Edge: YEAH!!