Episode 1: Ezekiel was here

Characters:
Trent- Goku, Cody- Gohan, Old Justin- Master roshi, Courtney- Bulma, Ezekiel- Radditz, Tyler- Krillin, Geoff- Piccolo

*a remote field in the middle of nowhere*

*space ship crash lands*

Farmer: what the hell was that *runs to crater*
Ezekiel: *gets out of ship* damn I have to fix that auto pilot
Farmer: who are you? Get off my property?
Ezekiel: *turns on scouter* ha pathetic only a power level of 5
Farmer: I’m warning あなた alien I’ll shoot
Ezekiel: shut the f*** up *blows up farmer with energy blast*
Ezekiel: *looks around* I wonder where he could be *picks up power level on scouter and flies off*

*On an island in the middle of the ocean*

Tyler: *watching TV in the house* ughh so bored
Courtney: *walks into the house* こんにちは guys what’s up
Old Justin: こんにちは long time no see ahh my back *has a mini seizure*
Tyler: yeah あなた should visit もっと見る often
Courtney: あなた guys are out in the middle of nowhere half the time so why should I bother
Old Justin: cause I’m old and lonely
Courtney: back off creep
Old Justin: ahh
Trent: *flies to island on cloud* こんにちは guys where are あなた guys
Tyler: woah it’s Trent
Courtney: and こんにちは who’s the kid
Trent: oh this is my son Cody
Old Justin: *in shock* あなた have a son
Trent: yeah Cody say hi
Cody: hey

*in the middle of the waste lands*

Geoff: woah what is that huge energy coming this way
Ezekiel: *teleports to Geoff* who are you
Geoff: I’m Geoff and what do あなた want
Ezekiel: well I was looking for someone else but I could fight you
Geoff: haaaa *blasts Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: was that supposed to hurt
Geoff: *trembling in fear* yeah kinda
Ezekiel: pathetic green man
Geoff: I’m not green it’s a skin condition
Ezekiel: wrong 表示する but whatever *scouter beeps* later *teleports away*
Geoff: who the f*** was that?

*on the island*

Old Justin: I sill can’t believe あなた have a kid
Trent: yeah
Tyler: are あなた gonna train him
Trent: no Gwen wants him to go to college and learn stuff
Tyler: oh
Courtney: well I don’t think we need fighters right now the world is peaceful
Ezekiel: *teleports to the island* NO ITS NOT
Old Justin: who are you?
Trent: he is my evil brother Ezekiel
Ezekiel: ugh that was my line あなた idiot
Courtney: あなた have a brother
Ezekiel: dammit can we just get back to the script

Ezekiel: anyway Trent あなた should have destroyed this planet years ago
Trent: No I would remember that
Ezekiel: what あなた don’t remember did あなた hit your head
Trent: yep
Tyler: こんにちは we don’t want any trouble so leave
Ezekiel: こんにちは look a distraction
Tyler: *turns to the left* where
Ezekiel: idiot *punches Tyler through the house*
Trent: Tyler are あなた ok?
Tyler: I just got punched through a house what do あなた think

Ezekiel: *grabs Cody によって the throat* I want 100 people dead によって tomorrow または あなた don’t see your son again
Trent: ahh *charges at Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: *kicks Trent in the head* like I 発言しました 100 people によって tomorrow
Trent: *on the ground barely conscious* your gonna pay *faints*
Ezekiel: *teleports* ha weak fools

Geoff: *flies to island* what happened here
Courtney: *screams in fear* ahh its Geoff what do あなた want
Old Justin: yeah
Geoff: did that strong guy come here
Old Justin: well Trent is knocked out, Cody has been kidnapped and Tyler got punched through a house what gave it away
Trent: *wakes up* ughh Geoff what are あなた here for
Geoff: I was tracking down that person
Trent: well want to team up he kidnapped Cody
Geoff: whatever I just want to fight him

TO BE CONTINUED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?