トータルドラマアイランド Article: Things the TDI Characters Would NEVER Say

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Things the TDI Characters Would NEVER Say

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Ezikiel- OH MY GOD, did あなた know that Miley Cyrus was caught making out with Nick Jonas? I have much もっと見る celeb gossip to come!

Eva - These weights are too heavy. I'm gonna go to Abracrombie and Fitch instead.

Noah - Umm... what did he say again?

Justin - Looks don't matter. It's もっと見る about brains!

Katie - I HATE Sadie!

Tyler - Football? I think I'll pass. I'm not good at sports, anyways!

Cody - Women are difficult!

Izzy - Swinging on a vine? Too scary! To challenging!

Beth - Popularity? Meh. Who cares about it.

Sadie - I HATE Katie!

Courtney - WOOT! LET'S RUMBLE!

Harold - I'm not good at anything!

Trent - 9 RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Bridgette - I'd like to order a double-no-triple ベーコンチーズバーガー with a side of もっと見る bacon!

Lindsay - 1+1=2!

DJ - Get atta mah way, foo! I'll beat ya up!

Geoff - Live above the influince, kiddies!

Leshawna - Someone insulted me? WWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Duncan - I AM SO IN 愛 WITH HAROLD! WE SOULD BE LIKE BOYFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND!

Heather - Life is so jolly and lovley! Good day, sunshine!

Gwen - I'm gonna get a boob job and a tan, kay?

Owen - I'm not hungry.

Chris - NO! THAT'S NOT SAFE!

Chef - I 愛 my job!

InvaderStorm, Broccoligirl and 5 others like this

jjj113 IF THEY SAID THAT BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOCKED

TdiFan4Everz Actually, I Think Duncan Would Say That Sometime.................And I Love Lindsay's! :D

gwenfan3445 GEOFF HOW COME YOU CHANGED!!!!WAHHH!!!....Wait that was all a dream

dxarmy423 Courtney would say lets rumble

-owo- LOL!!! xD!!

codyismine loooool xDDD

sonicluver101 Chris made me laugh so much xDD

Duncan-superfan Duncan: XDDDD If he really said that I would find it hott... Chris:...O_O Courtney: Eh sounds kinda like her crazy side.. Izzy: HOLY SH!T Lindsay: NO! 1+1=12! Duh! x3 Trent: Sorry but...9 really did ruin your life.. Bridgette: Your gonna have some MAJOR heart problems with that diet... u_u Geoff: Good! you teach those kids! Tyler: Good, cuz you SUCK BALLS! xD LeShawna: o_o DJ: If you really said that to me...I would kill you.... 8D Heather: Ummm thats nice Heather...O_o Gwen: Maybe that will make you less ugly..Naaaaw.. Chef: Ugh...now you'll make even more crap for meal times...XP Oh and if there is any Gwen fans that start yelling at me Im just gonna ignore...soooo plz don't be mean to my opinion!

kk99aastalker Duncan: O________O if Duncan likes harould then maybe i will too.... Lindsay: OMG!!!!!! LOL Gwen: ...... To Duncan-superfan: I personally like Gwen but ya know i dont really mind haters :P

Duncan-superfan Ummm I take the term "haters" kinda personaly..and sorry but just think she is sorta ugly... XD But your comment is funny!

jadore_renard 1+1=2 lol I laughed so hard at that part. XD

taytrain97 Cody WOULD say that...but then he would go right back into flirting with girls. It's just logical. xD Owen...NOOO! *shoves a cheeseburger in his mouth* YOU MUSHT EAT DIS! And I love Chris's! "NO! THAT'S NOT SAFE!" He's so freakin' epic...:D

sonicluver101 @Taytrain97: I agree. Chris rocks <3

tdafan121 If Heather actually said that, that would signal the apocalypse. LINDSAY! LOL! She would never figure 1+1=2! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Geoff Pics

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funnny pics with captions

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My Courtney blingee

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CHRIZZY FOREVER!!

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 2

posted by IDDfan

愛 and Denial

Courtney heard a loud bang from the front door. She quickly opened it to see Bridgette on the floor, rubbing her head.

“You know, if あなた send me a frantic message in my answering machine, saying that I have to be here ASAP, あなた could at least make the door unlocked so I won’t smash my head!” Bridgette shouted, taking Courtney’s hand to stand.

Courtney smiled. “Sorry, Bridge, I forgot,” she 発言しました sheepishly.

Bridgette gasped dramatically. “This situation must be serious. あなた never forget anything!”

Courtney rolled her eyes. “Oh, ha-ha, Bridge.” She headed towards...

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courtney makes duncan watch twiling 2

posted by IDDfan

Authors note: oh and BTW i know this whole story sucks some major 尻, お尻 so ya dont have to tell me xS BTW theres curse language... just tought i warn ya "xD

"Fuck it, i cant sleep on a CHAIR! Even prison beds are better! AAAAH my neck!!!!!!!!!! What time is it anyways?"
Duncan yawned and looked at his watch - it was 3 am

"Wait a sec ... since her parents arent here, i could just sleep in their bed" he thought smiriking devilishly "Where are the damn stairs... ?"

He turned around trying to figure out a way to turn the light on. Sure, he had been here before, but not over night. He yawned again before...

Not Over Yet

posted by kk99aa

Vannessa fought back the tears,
although her anguish showed as clear as day
on her eyes. Ryan smiled sheepishly, obviosly happy that he had made the Vannessa cry.He slammed the door hard.Vannessa backed away slowly,turned around,and broke into a run."Faster Faster!" she commanded herself,while fighting back a waterfall of tears."I have to get away!" Vannessa murmured under her breath.When she reached her house,she plopped down on her ベッド and let all her tears out."It will be alright tommorrow." she desperately tried to comfort herself.Then the terriying truth hit her, "It's not over yet." she wispered and broke out cying again.She knew there was no hope...

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10 reasons why we hate Justin 一覧

posted by TDIlover226

Seiamica: こんにちはこんにちは peoples! Today, we're going to run down a little 一覧 that we like to call the...
Ten Reasons why we hate Justin list!
JG: He is arguably the most hated camper on the show.
Seiamica: So....Let's start this list!

Seiamica: He's rude
JG: He's ugly
Seiamica: He's stuck up
JG: He's ugly.
Seiamica: He got to return to TDA when Cody, Eva, and Noah DIDN'T
JG: He's so ugly
Seiamicaa: He thinks he's the best, but he's just a douche bag
JG: He's SO D@mn ugly!
Seiamica: He's such a wimp! He can't even get his hair wet!
JG And Seiamica: And he's SO D@mn ugly!

Seiamica: I know, that was random. But...

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harold's got da skillz

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 9

posted by IDDfan

Realization and Diseases

He stared.

She glared.

That rhymed.

Courtney sighed irritably and took a couple of deep breaths. It was useless; it didn’t calm her down. Nothing could calm her down right now.

Duncan kept staring at Courtney, a smirk growing on his mouth. It was a slow day, and he was so bored—what better way than to aggravate Courtney?

Courtney couldn’t take it anymore. She groaned aloud and slammed her hands on the counter.

“If no one enters this damn coffee shop, または so help me, I will murder the first person I see!” she shouted. She glared harshly at Duncan. “Which is you,”...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 6

posted by IDDfan

Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to スターバックス for his first 日 working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini スターバックス shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little 机, デスク and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...

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Total Drama Island goes to Britain! Ep 1 Elimanation

posted by Bridgette_rocks

Evil looks

Sorry about the wait!

Chris: Ok, to recap Lauren, Duncan, Dawn and Noah have invinsibility. So now on with the elimanation!

*On the field*

Chris: Remember, if あなた do not recive a bag of chips, your out!
Justin: *raises hand* Chris, i am strongly alergic to salt!
Lauren: mwahahahaha
Duncan: Haha! We don't care, dude!
Justin: *evil look*
Chris: Anyway ... the chips go to:

Lauren, Duncan, Dawn, Noah, Jared, Courtney, Sumer, Trent, Megan, Alex, Bridgette, Aydan, Geoff, Ashley, Amber, Andrea, Cody, Tyler, Harold, Domo and Bunny.

*gasp*

Sofie: Oh my goodness! Me in the bottem two?! GUYS!
Lauren: YAYS! SOFIES'...

After the party (TDF Juno's story)

posted by gwentrentever

The moment i heard i was in the final 2 i was syced, but the bad thing was me and Sumer just became フレンズ and now we have to go against eachother, well the thing that made me win was the my step sister Heather kissed my cousin Duncan. Me and Sumer fliped, i was the winner, what was i going to do wiith all this money, idk, but i knew i was gonna throw a MASSIVE party, well the party is over, and i still have a TON of cash, so Me, Heather, and Duncan went and bought rediculous crap, and i still have a TON of cash, well i dont want to brag sorry if i was. oh and wanna know what Duncan did to me, HE TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF!!! i was being to over pretective of him so he tried to. the 秒 i crossed that finish line i was like WTF!!!I WON???!?!?!?! im sorry u ロスト Sumer, i feel really bad 4 ya, and to the rest of u im sorry u lost, and Ela-fant UR A FREAK!!!!!i mean that, lol, ok thx goodbye!

Juno

Death: My Other Made-Up Camper

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Name: Vivian 'Death' Goldman. She preferes to be called Death
Age: 16
Birthday: July 24
Personality: Dark, loner, anti-social, hates sports, unenthusiastic, sarcastic, clever, pestimistic, goth, crossdresses
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, blogging
Theme Song: I'm Not Okay - My Chemical Romance
Friends: Ezikiel, Noah, Gwen, Heather, Trent, Cody
Enemies: Everyone else, especialy Courtney and Leshawna
Crush: Ezikiel
Bio: Death is a rich goth kid. She crossdresses because she doesen't want to be like all the other bitchy girls who wear skirts and tank tops. Her dad is a C.E.O, and her mom is a blonde model...

life after total drama ep.2 elimination....

posted by CyD12

Nadia: welocome オレンジ team!! this is the first elimination night of u as a team! this will be so great!
Emily: just start saying the names...
Nadia: as u know here in my island one 日 u are in and the 次 one u are out! lets start!!!
emily...
tappy....
danny...
Flavio...
Paola....
courtney....
heather, kevin... one of u will be out!
Heather: ough! just say my name!
Nadia: not so fast-
Kevin: ok, it was nice to be here-
Nadia: Kevin sit down!!!
Kevin: *sits down* fine...
Danny: just say who is out!
Nadia: heather.....
Tappy: but kevin-
Nadia: WHY U DONT LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!
Tappy: oh sorry
Nadia: ok, like i was saying, heather.... u are out!
Heather: what?!? u voted me off?!? ough! i want to see when u lose the game!!
Everyone: bye heather!

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Total Drama Freaks Chapter 1 -Candy Cane Cave Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

*Andrea stands up*"OW!MY HEAD!"yelled a unfilimailar voice from down the dark tunnel."Huh?Who's There?"yelled Lisa.Some people came walking toward them."Sorry did we scare you?""Don't apoligize.I'm Vanessa.And this is my freind,Ronnie."said Vanessa."I hit my head against the キャンディー cane wall."explained Ronnie."It's ok,you didn't scare us THAT much..."lied Sumer as she grabbed onto Geoff.

"Uh,guys."said Bridgette and Alex toegther."Wat?"asked Brooke."What are we gonna do?"said Bridgette."She has a point."said Cody."We are stuck in this freaking cave.""Ugh.... so...hungry...."said Vanessa."ME too."agreed...

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how my ハート, 心 was ripped to shreds, and then mended (the story of why i am mean)

posted by gwentrentever

my ハート, 心 was sweyed によって an エンジェル named ドレイク, ドレーク we went out for a 年 and he cheated on me and 2 days later we got back together cause he 発言しました the キッス between him and Morah was a mistake and he asked out my friend oon ファンポップ over an i.m. her name was Megan(DxCluvr) so she yelled at ドレイク, ドレーク and let me know what had happend...its like he took my ハート, 心 and tore it then threw it in my face...but another boy mended my ハート, 心 he is on ファンポップ i wont say who but あなた know who あなた are if あなた are reading...and now ドレイク, ドレーク is gone outa my mind and its Drakes fault i commited suicide...he held me down and screamed...

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Total drama highscholl ep 1

posted by Fangirl99

The new kids left to right,Denise,tiffany,samantha, and jimmy.

Chris:Hello viewers! あなた remember me, Chris, don't you? Well if あなた dont, lets jog that memory. Theres been two seasons, TDI and TDA. This season will be TDH, also known as Total drama high school!Now, the kids dont know that this is a 3rd season. They think its an ordinary high school. But its really a reality 表示する that will most likely have brutal,disgustin,challenging, または all three of these combined, subjects ever other day. You'll get to see the drama during challenges, and behind the scenes drama as well. We also were in 検索 for some teens tro tell them that they were able to go to...

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DxB 愛 (episode 2 part 2:The After Date)

posted by gwentrentever

DxB

meemme mout-Jacki
are あなた gonna kill Duncan?-Brittani
mmhhmm-Jacki
promise あなた wont kill him-Brittani
i mommise-Jacki
ok im gonna let あなた out-Brittani
ok are あなた sure she's not gonna kill me-Duncan
she wont-Brittani
*unties Jacki*-Duncan
*attacks Duncan*-Jacki
*pulls Jacki off* stop your hurting him-Brittani
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER TOUCH YOUR SISTER EVER-Duncan
he promises-Brittani
ok i'll buy it FOR NOW-Jacki
ok well me and Duncan are gonna go see a movie-Jacki
ok BUT DONT TOUCH HER あなた LITTLE MAN WHORE-Jacki
uh thank you-Duncan

(At the movie's)

ok lets ditch this place and go do illegal stuff-Duncan
uh idk-Brittani...