Created によって 12345sweergirl54321
あなた can found this in quizilla (H)
AUTHORS NOTE: first fic ive ever wrote... go easy on meh kaY? and YES i know its stupid so あなた donthave to tell me -.-
Courtney's phone rang. It was somewhere around 10 pm. She looked at the callers ID... KATIE. Why the hell would Katie call her in this time of the day? She picked it up.
"OMIGOSH, cortney is that you?"
"yes... what is it?"
"well Sadie and I just saw this totally awesome movie named 'Twilight'..."
"And why are あなた telling me this again?"
"OMG あなた dont remember the book?"
"You mean the one about Edward Coolen?
"YES, Edward CULLEN"
"I never knew they made a movie"
"sadie: (in the BG) nd it was totally awesome!
katie: sadie we are so BFFFL!
Courtney hung up. Then she quickly dialed a number.
"Hi, youve reached duncan... just tell me who the f*** あなた are and what the hell あなた want and i will call あなた back if i feel like it..."
"OMG Duncan i just found out about an awesome movie named 'Twilight'...nvm just call me tomorrow.. bye"
Duncans blackbarry(sp?) was on the floor, under a bunch of CDs and clothes while he was sitting in a chair and drooling over his computer screen
~ * ~
"Twilight? since when do あなた like that kind of movies, hotstuff?"
"Oh just shut up and go buy the tickets" courtney giggled, not willing to tell Duncan whats the movie about.
"You know i never buy ANYTHING" Duncan smirked "Ill just ...
"Well i dont think i could just go and buy them... because i dont HAVE ANY money"
"Oh come on ive never paid for a ticket since i was 10 ... AAAAAAAAAAND i know youre DYING (sp?) to watch that movie"
"FINE! あなた WIN!"
"OKAY , -he chuckled - just wait right here"
"Why did i come here with HIM? i could have just came によって myself!"
"Because あなた LIIIIIIKE him"
"i do NOT!"
"ALRIGHT, あなた LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him"
"Just shut up"
"C'mon the 映画 about to start... sure youre not scared?"
"YES! I am scared youll send us BOTH to PRISON if あなた keep stealing EVERYTHING!"
"Just, chill Prin- WAIT? why am I the only guy thats not wearing pink?"
"Umm... dunno" Courtney lied
"And why are there KIDS in here? Twilight doesnt sound hardcore, but KIDS???"
"Can we just take our seats?"
LITTLE GIRL:"Mommy, the man sitting 次 to me is scary..."
"OKAY this is weird... Theres a 11 年 old sitting 次 to me! Its f***ing annoying! GOD i hate waiting! ... FINALY! ... ("put dieing in place of someone i love, that would be terrible. atleast I...) wait... WHAT???" This is supposed to be about DEATH VIOLENCE CHAINSAWS HOOKS!!! Not ROMANCE, FLUFF, HEARTS AND GAYNESS!!! I hate this shit! Is that fag wearing lipstick? NO THERES NO WAY IM WATCHIN THIS CRAP!"
*"GREAT JUST GREAT NOW I... waaaaaait a sec, while shes focused on the gay-ass movie,i could just rest my eyes"*
While Duncan was staring at Courtney, to his suprise he herd the vampire say "Are あなた ready to see my true form"
He couldnt believe his ears.
"Hey" he though "maybe it will be smething worth seeing... wait, glitter skin? WTF? CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER??? Is this supposed to make little girls horny? Im pretty sure it IS! GOD i hate this movie! And the chick is ugly!If a naked slut doesnt run over the screen i swear im going to EXPLODE!
FINALY, ITS OVER!
"I cant believe あなた liked that movie! IT WAS THE LONGEST GAYEST SHIT EVER!
"Hey what was that for?"
"Thats for staring at ME instead of the MOVIE"
"So? The 映画 boring and youre hot!"
"Whatever" Duncan rolled his eyes
"Will あなた take me ホーム または should i call a cab?"
"The first one."
They both got in Duncans car
"Is this car even yours?"
"Will あなた ever relax, youre so uptight all the time *roll eyes*"
"NO! as long as theres a reason for the cops to be after us, NO!
"Just keep your eyes on THE ROAD!"
"I 発言しました FINE!"
~ * ~
"Home sweet home!"
She noticed theres a note on the fridge so she went to read it
Well be away for the 次 7 days, but dont worry we left あなた 食 in the fridge... just read the stickers. And if あなた need money 検索 your underwear drawer.
LOVE, MOM AND DAD"
"looks like were aaall alone" duncan chuckled while turning the TV on and sitting on a TV chair.
"What the hell are あなた doing inhere?"
"My cars outta gas..."
"So? Why should i care? i dont care!"
"Oh yes あなた do, because あなた like me!"
"I do NOT!"
"Yea yeah drop the act youre not convincing ANYONE! plus あなた owe me for making me watch that lame excuse for a movie! "
"UGH! あなた didnt even watch it!"
"true, but あなた STILL made me watch it" we smirked
"FINE! But if あなた even TRY anything ill throw あなた out the window"
TO BE CONTINUED
Duncan: Can あなた update this sooner, im STARVING!
me: あなた should be happy i made courtney stay!
Duncan: oh come ON!
Courtney: were あなた trying to bribe a future-decider?
me: erm... no he wasnt.
Duncan: Ill give あなた green hair-paint (if thats wat its called? xD)
me: gee im only 12, but sure ill think about convincing her...
Duncan: na-a first convince her, THEN i give あなた my hair-paint
me: k... and no pressure bro-bro.