Author's Note: There will now be 12 of the original TDI characters returning because there are only ten fanpopper's signed up. If I had of kept the eleven original campers, the teams would be uneven. Also I apologize for the crappy arriving scene thing. I know hardly anyone got any good lines >.<The only other thing I wanted to mention is that I'm not putting any romantic relationships with the 前 campers and the new campers. I might later on, but right now no one will be dating.

    Scene: Dock of Shame
Chris Maclean: Welcome to a brand new season of Total Drama Island! This season will be jammed packed with all new challenges and some new competitors who will be arriving at any moment!
*The ボート of Losers pulls up and off steps our first new contestant.*
Chris Maclean: Hello Katie welcome to the island!
Katie: Hi Chris! It's great to be here.
Chris: あなた might not be saying that once the challenges start. *Chris says with a menacing grin*
*Katie looks slightly worried*
Chris: Here comes new camper number two! *says Chris holding up two fingers.*
*A girl jumps enthusiastically off the boat.*
Chris: Dawn! あなた made it, good to see you.
Dawn: Wooo! I'm psyched! *Dawn walks over and stands 次 to Katie*
Chris: Here comes our 次 camper!
*camper steps off the boat*
Chris: Karen! How are you?
Karen: Great Chris! *stands によって other campers*
*Another ボート pulls up and the 次 camper hops off*
Chris: Sumer! How was the ボート ride?
Sumer: Okay I guess Chris. *stands with others*
*The 次 camper arrives*
Chris: Tappy! What's up?
Tappy: *looks nervously at the camera* Um... erm...um...I-
Chris: Okay taking too long for a response! We don't have all 日 here. Go stand with the others.
*Tappy looks embarrassed and stands with the others.*
Chris: okie-dokie Here comes camper numero cinco! *holds up five fingers as he says this*
*camper steps off the boat*
Chris: Nadia!
Nadia: Hi! *stands with other campers*
*The 次 ボート pulls up and a guy steps off*
Chris: Jared! What's up? You're the only new camper this season who's a guy!
Jared: Really... wow. *stands over with others*
Chris: Looks like our 次 ボート is arriving!
*boat pulls up, and a girl steps off, while walking up the dock she trips and falls.
Chris: Oooh that's going to leave a mark! あなた okay Lisa?
Lisa: *stands up rubbing her head* Yeah I think I'll be fine. *stands with others*
*The 次 ボート arrives, a girl jumps off*
Chris: Junnno! Hi! Are あなた excited to be here または what!?
Juno: Heck yeah! *stands with other campers*
Chris: Looks like our last camper is just about to arrive!
*Boat arrives and a girl jumps off*
Chris: Amy! Hi! How are you!? *Chris notices a ladybug crawling up his arm* EWW! *squishes it*
Amy: AHHH! *runs toward Chris* あなた killed an innocent creature!!!! It's people like あなた who are killing our planet!
Chris: Geez! okay, okay, just calm down and stand over there with the others.
Amy: glares at him and stands with the others*
Chris: Okay! Time to introduce our returning campers! Here's Cody, Noah, Harold, Heather, Courtney, DJ, Izzy, Duncan, Leshawna, Lindsay, Justin and Gwen!
Harold: Hey, how come they were all introduced individually?
Chris: Because Harold, I had to cut your introductions short to get もっと見る close ups on myself *camera zooms in on Chris*
Gwen: He's getting worse than Justin
Cody: こんにちは ladies. *walks up the dock and winks at the new campers. Unfortunately, Cody forgets that it is indeed a dock and walks off the end, falling into the water. *
Everyone" *laughs*
Cody: *climbs out of the water* I'm okay!
Chris: Okay, now that we're done wasting time, let's go into camp and make our teams!

Scene: Campfire pit
Chris: Okay team one will be, Heather, Duncan, Juno, Harold, Sumer, DJ, Amy, Tappy, Justin, Katie, and Lisa! *tosses team flag to them* あなた are the Fanciful Unicorns!
Duncan: You're kidding me right?
Juno: I don't think he is, Cuz
Heather: Wait... あなた two are family? Chris that's not fair they're basically in an alliance already!
Chris: *Smirks* What Ever. Team two, is the rest of you. Courtney, Cody, Jared, Nadia , Karen, Lindsay, Dawn, Izzy, Gwen, Noah and Leshawna! あなた guys are the Man Eating Pineapples!
Lindsay: Wait! Oh no! Does this mean the pineapple I ate for breakfast is eating me!?
Noah: Yeah, Lindsay that's exactly what it means. *rolls eyes*
Lindsay: *screams and runs in circles*
Izzy: No! Like seriously it's true! My grandpa had his hand eaten off によって one while vacationing in Antarctica!
Chris: ...Okay then... *checks watch* Ahhh crap! Thanks to the mindless rambling of our campers, we have run out of time! I didn't even get my 秒 close up! Tune in 次 time for another exciting episode of Total Drama Island! Seriously, we'll actually do challenges 次 time. We won't just sit here and ramble!