(Ok so I'm sorry if this episode might b toned down from my usual randomness. I'm just going threw some BS in school right now (not grade wise! No matter how retarded I act I assure u I have strait A's!) So Jes! Enjoy :D)
Rayla: Yo, Yo, Yo skittles! What's crack-a-lackin homes! Everything good in the フード Dog?!
TS -Destrey: -.-
Destrey: It's all good Bra! How's bout you? How's Shantey Gurl?!
Rayla: Oh she is FINE! Yo, I got to get this done, but we can talk later 'right?
Destrey: Fo SURE! あなた do your thing!
*Both burst out laughing*
TS: -___-
Rayla: *wipes tear from her eye* FINALLY! Someone who gets it! Anyways, Bla Bla Bla, No doughnut. No stay ever. So Bla ya lumps! First goes to Ebony!
Lucas: Um... We don't have an Ebony....
Rayla: Oh...ya.... I don't wanna do this ZAP! *Hits floor causing her to disappear and Shane to be in her place. Him wearing his PJs With a toothbrush in his mouth*
TS: 0.o
Shane: *spits out toothbrush* UHG! I told mom not to get her those!
Cody: OMG THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!
Shane: *gets a paper airplane thrown at his head and he unfolds it* It says..... Cody is a gay, retarded, O.O I won't say that......
Cody: DX
Shane: It also says 'Yo broham guy dude, pass out the stuff, Zeke doesn't get one..oops... *throws doughnuts to all but Zeke.
Zeke: What? But I was gonna win this time Yo!
Shane: Sorry man, *shrugs* At least あなた got farther this time.
Zeke: I Guess.....See ya later homies! *dolphin+leaves=Bye Zeke!*
Shane: Well see ya on the marro!
☺☀✪❀THE 次 DAY❀✪☀☺
Rayla: Ello campers! I have a new special guest that will be helping us on the show! She-
Crystal: WAIT!!!! Yous didn't intro!
Destrey: *grumbling* job stealer.
Rayla: Cause we wouldn't wanna forget that. -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank! We went on an awesome camping trip! Which happened to have Awesome songs, crapy camps, and bears!
Star: Uh.. Ya about that... When will Noah be back?
Rayla: *shrugs* sometime today :P WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK?! Find out only on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Anyways, As I was saying she'll chain herself to about anything she feels doesn't deserve to be taken away, 'Last of the American Girls' によって Greenday is her theme song, she has survived 8 hunger strikes!, and she's Shane's best friend, IT'S EBONY!
(A girl with long black hair under a skull beanie. Who wears a save the trees V-neck with a ジャケット over it, and some faded jeans comes out from behind Rayla.)
Ebony: こんにちは guys. What's up?
Cody: Wow.......:D
Gwen: *whispers to Duncan* I think I just got replaced :)*
Rayla: Well Ebony will be helping me and Shane out till chef gets back but I don't even freaking know when he's coming back so... Ya.... Shut ya face. Enjoy breccy!
@ Z starburst table!
Crystal: So Mirra, あなた know that Cretan someone I like?
Mirra: あなた mean HIM?
Crystal: YA!
Mirra: Well?
Crystal: I'm gonna tell HIMI like him!
Mirra: That's great! HE will be thrilled!
Crystal: I cant wait to tell HIM!
Someone: God we all know your talking about Dj. No need to to put emphasis on 'He' または 'Him'.
Everyone: *LE GASP*
Star: NOAH 8D *runs up and hugs him*
Noah: OW!
Star: Oh my ベーコン hawk I'm sorry! What happened to your arm?
Noah: Nothing really just a くま, クマ scratch. *shrugs*
Star: AWWW pobrecito! Let's get あなた some food! *they sit*
Crystal: Anyways, any advise on how to tell?
Mirra: Just be forward! Don't hesitate. Anything to add Alejandro?
Alejandro: Well- *gets jabbed in the rib によって Courtney* OW!
Courtney: *Makes zip it sign*
Alejandro: *stays quite*
Mirra: Alejandro?
Alejandro: *Still doesn't respond*
Mirra:.....: *Shrugs* Anyways..
****CONFESSIONAL****
Alejandro: UHG! ITS NOT WORKING!!! Why won't she understand I'm angry with her? *sighs* I guess this is my payback for playing all those chicas....*gets idea* Maybe this bad luck will disappear if I apologize to all who I seduced! I should probably apologise to the ones I was really evil to also... *looks into camera* Bridghette, Heather, Lindsey I am truly sorry for how I acted last season.... I hope あなた may forgive me! Now for the rest!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
WITH SKITTLES LE
Cody: *staring dreamily at Ebony and sighs*
Owen: Go talk to her man!
Cody: Oh ya I will. She'll be all over this! *flexes arms just to 表示する no muscles* :( well I'm still gonna!
Destrey: WAIT! Before ya do! *looks around* Ok no barking spiders あなた SHALL PASS!
Cody: Ok....? *walks over to Ebony* Yo Ebony!
Ebony: Oh hey...Cody Right?
Cody: So you've heard of me?
Ebony: No..... There's a note on your シャツ that says 'Hi I'm Cody. I enjoy gawking at Noah, Peeing myself, and playing with darth vader dolls.....
Owen & Des: *burst out laughing*
Cody: GRRR...
Ebony: Uh....
Cody: Anyways, none of Those are true!
Ebony: Then why did あなた waste paper 書く it?
Cody: I-I didn't.
Ebony: Sure.
Shane: こんにちは Ebony!
Ebony: Oh こんにちは Shane! Long time no see!
Shane: Ya....
Ebony: Thanks a lot for getting me this job! I was barley getting enough money to buy some cup-a-noodles with my last job! *hugs him*
Shane: *blushes* こんにちは no prob.....
Cody: ): *mopes back over to his seat* I think I already ロスト her.....
Destrey: Oh C'mon! No need to give up up hope.
Cody: I guess.....
Rayla: *On intercom* こんにちは GUYS COME TO THE OUTSIDE! I WANNA GET THIS CHALLENGE STARTED! WOW....I'VE NEVER USED THIS... ITS FUN! 魚 IS NASTY! IM ALLERGIC TO IT! EEYEP! HAHA THIS THING MAKES STUFF 20% COOLER! (A/N リスペクト if あなた know the reference!!!)
(｡・`ω´･)ΘƲτ Șίɖε!!!!
Rayla: Well imma just give ya a free 日 cause I have no idea what to do for a challenge so... I'll just have ya sing a song and あなた can go.
All: *groan*
Rayla: TSK TSK y'all should know によって now! Also heard most of ya are having relation ship problems while I'm still forever Alone xP....SING CAUSE YO MAMA SAID!
Alejandro: 愛 me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea
Courtney: "High maintenance" means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean
Gwen: Kill me romantically
Lucas: Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum
LeShawana: 苦い and dumb
You're my sugarplum
Cody: You're awful...I 愛 you!
All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
愛 me dead!
Cody: You're a faith-healer on TV
Crystal: You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Dj: Leave me alone
Destrey: You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature, finger-bangin' my heart
Ava: あなた call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
Owen: You're hideous...and sexy!
All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in bed
It must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
愛 me dead!
Wow! Uh!
Robin: 愛 me cancerously...
All: Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Billy: How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast
Noah: You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!
All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in bed
Wha' 'bout the sign on my head?
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
愛 me dead! 愛 me dead! 愛 me dead!
Oh...love...me...dead!
Rayla: *in high-pitched voice* AMAZING! Oh ya! I learned a new trick from Adventure Time! *throws down key and a door appears* HATERS GONNA HATE! :D *Jumps threw door*
Samanthat: Yokes....
WITH ALEJANDRO!
Alejandro: Now who to apologies to next.....?
Gwen, LeShawana, & Duncan: *walking by*
Alejandro: *snaps his fingers* Of course! :D *Walks over to them* Holla chikas, bromigo....
LeShawana: What do あなた want?!
Duncan: If あなた came to trying to キッス my pasty, Consider yourself dead. *LeShawana&Duncan look at Gwen*
Gwen:...um...........YA!
Duncan: Fail.....:P
Gwen: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO SAY!
Alejandro: *clears throat* Anyways, I wanted to apologise to あなた LeShawana. I had no right to seduce あなた last season. And Duncan and Gwen? I am very sorry I made Tyler tell on あなた two.
All 3: 8O
Alejandro: Now I have to go apologise to others. *walks off*
All 3: 8O
WITH CRYSTAL&DJ
Crystal: So Dj....?
Dj: Yo?
Crystal: I've been meaning to tell you....
Dj: Crystal there's a....
Crystal: I really..
Dj: Crystal!!!
Crystal: I really like あなた :)
Dj: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off screaming.
Crystal: :( Wha......?
Monster: GRRRRRRR!!!!!
Crystal: HOLY! AHHHGHHHH!!! *runs off*
WITH OTHERS
Destrey: Gather 'round kiddies! Father Destrey has a story for あなた all!
*Mirra, Owen, Geoff, Noah, and 星, つ星 gather round*
Destrey: Court, ya coming?
Courtney: UGH!
Destrey: *shrugs*
Courtney: D:< NICE PANTS FAGGOT FACE! *storms off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey:.....................SHE LIKES MY PANTS :D
Courtney: UHG! How am I supposed to make him jelouse if he doesn't even notice I'm ignoring him! Time for plan B >:D
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: THANKS COURT! :D As I was saying-
Alejandro: Um... Owen.... I would like to say I am sorry! I did not deserve to treat あなた like I did last season. So... Um yes.... *walks off*
All: 8O
Destrey: DANGIT I FORGOT WHAT MY STORY WAS! *pretends to cry* I'm sorry! 3: *runs off*
Mirra: *sighs* I'm gonna go talk to him. *Fallows*
*Door appears and Rayla walks threw*
Rayla: Y'all no need to be here! *pushes Geoff and Owen threw door*
Noah: Where does that take them?
Rayla: *shrugs and throws down key and jumps threw door*
Noah: So Star.... I really Li-
Star: Like あなた :D Me to.....
Noah: Great! :)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D FINALLY!!!!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
WITH CODY AND OWEN
Owen: So then the monster ate us and I ended up here! I don't know where Geoff is Thoe!
Cody: Ya, ya, great. So what should I do?!
Owen: Well, あなた gotta seem better then Shane! Which will be really hard because he's SHANE! I mean who wouldn't 愛 a person who looks like a cartoon!
Cody: -.-
Rayla: *comes out of door* WELL! This episode is pointless and あなた all probably hate it but whatever! Ebony questions!
Ebony: So.... Was this episode pure shiz nipple?, What do ya think of me?, Uh.....why are most of the free days fluffy?! あなた probably won't find out 次 time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!!
Destrey: Wait......SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY PANTS!!! D:<
(Ya.... I'm disappointed with this...... We'll leave 質問 and stuff! PEACE! Abby/Starburst-Rock!)
Rayla: Yo, Yo, Yo skittles! What's crack-a-lackin homes! Everything good in the フード Dog?!
TS -Destrey: -.-
Destrey: It's all good Bra! How's bout you? How's Shantey Gurl?!
Rayla: Oh she is FINE! Yo, I got to get this done, but we can talk later 'right?
Destrey: Fo SURE! あなた do your thing!
*Both burst out laughing*
TS: -___-
Rayla: *wipes tear from her eye* FINALLY! Someone who gets it! Anyways, Bla Bla Bla, No doughnut. No stay ever. So Bla ya lumps! First goes to Ebony!
Lucas: Um... We don't have an Ebony....
Rayla: Oh...ya.... I don't wanna do this ZAP! *Hits floor causing her to disappear and Shane to be in her place. Him wearing his PJs With a toothbrush in his mouth*
TS: 0.o
Shane: *spits out toothbrush* UHG! I told mom not to get her those!
Cody: OMG THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!
Shane: *gets a paper airplane thrown at his head and he unfolds it* It says..... Cody is a gay, retarded, O.O I won't say that......
Cody: DX
Shane: It also says 'Yo broham guy dude, pass out the stuff, Zeke doesn't get one..oops... *throws doughnuts to all but Zeke.
Zeke: What? But I was gonna win this time Yo!
Shane: Sorry man, *shrugs* At least あなた got farther this time.
Zeke: I Guess.....See ya later homies! *dolphin+leaves=Bye Zeke!*
Shane: Well see ya on the marro!
☺☀✪❀THE 次 DAY❀✪☀☺
Rayla: Ello campers! I have a new special guest that will be helping us on the show! She-
Crystal: WAIT!!!! Yous didn't intro!
Destrey: *grumbling* job stealer.
Rayla: Cause we wouldn't wanna forget that. -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank! We went on an awesome camping trip! Which happened to have Awesome songs, crapy camps, and bears!
Star: Uh.. Ya about that... When will Noah be back?
Rayla: *shrugs* sometime today :P WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK?! Find out only on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Anyways, As I was saying she'll chain herself to about anything she feels doesn't deserve to be taken away, 'Last of the American Girls' によって Greenday is her theme song, she has survived 8 hunger strikes!, and she's Shane's best friend, IT'S EBONY!
(A girl with long black hair under a skull beanie. Who wears a save the trees V-neck with a ジャケット over it, and some faded jeans comes out from behind Rayla.)
Ebony: こんにちは guys. What's up?
Cody: Wow.......:D
Gwen: *whispers to Duncan* I think I just got replaced :)*
Rayla: Well Ebony will be helping me and Shane out till chef gets back but I don't even freaking know when he's coming back so... Ya.... Shut ya face. Enjoy breccy!
@ Z starburst table!
Crystal: So Mirra, あなた know that Cretan someone I like?
Mirra: あなた mean HIM?
Crystal: YA!
Mirra: Well?
Crystal: I'm gonna tell HIMI like him!
Mirra: That's great! HE will be thrilled!
Crystal: I cant wait to tell HIM!
Someone: God we all know your talking about Dj. No need to to put emphasis on 'He' または 'Him'.
Everyone: *LE GASP*
Star: NOAH 8D *runs up and hugs him*
Noah: OW!
Star: Oh my ベーコン hawk I'm sorry! What happened to your arm?
Noah: Nothing really just a くま, クマ scratch. *shrugs*
Star: AWWW pobrecito! Let's get あなた some food! *they sit*
Crystal: Anyways, any advise on how to tell?
Mirra: Just be forward! Don't hesitate. Anything to add Alejandro?
Alejandro: Well- *gets jabbed in the rib によって Courtney* OW!
Courtney: *Makes zip it sign*
Alejandro: *stays quite*
Mirra: Alejandro?
Alejandro: *Still doesn't respond*
Mirra:.....: *Shrugs* Anyways..
****CONFESSIONAL****
Alejandro: UHG! ITS NOT WORKING!!! Why won't she understand I'm angry with her? *sighs* I guess this is my payback for playing all those chicas....*gets idea* Maybe this bad luck will disappear if I apologize to all who I seduced! I should probably apologise to the ones I was really evil to also... *looks into camera* Bridghette, Heather, Lindsey I am truly sorry for how I acted last season.... I hope あなた may forgive me! Now for the rest!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
WITH SKITTLES LE
Cody: *staring dreamily at Ebony and sighs*
Owen: Go talk to her man!
Cody: Oh ya I will. She'll be all over this! *flexes arms just to 表示する no muscles* :( well I'm still gonna!
Destrey: WAIT! Before ya do! *looks around* Ok no barking spiders あなた SHALL PASS!
Cody: Ok....? *walks over to Ebony* Yo Ebony!
Ebony: Oh hey...Cody Right?
Cody: So you've heard of me?
Ebony: No..... There's a note on your シャツ that says 'Hi I'm Cody. I enjoy gawking at Noah, Peeing myself, and playing with darth vader dolls.....
Owen & Des: *burst out laughing*
Cody: GRRR...
Ebony: Uh....
Cody: Anyways, none of Those are true!
Ebony: Then why did あなた waste paper 書く it?
Cody: I-I didn't.
Ebony: Sure.
Shane: こんにちは Ebony!
Ebony: Oh こんにちは Shane! Long time no see!
Shane: Ya....
Ebony: Thanks a lot for getting me this job! I was barley getting enough money to buy some cup-a-noodles with my last job! *hugs him*
Shane: *blushes* こんにちは no prob.....
Cody: ): *mopes back over to his seat* I think I already ロスト her.....
Destrey: Oh C'mon! No need to give up up hope.
Cody: I guess.....
Rayla: *On intercom* こんにちは GUYS COME TO THE OUTSIDE! I WANNA GET THIS CHALLENGE STARTED! WOW....I'VE NEVER USED THIS... ITS FUN! 魚 IS NASTY! IM ALLERGIC TO IT! EEYEP! HAHA THIS THING MAKES STUFF 20% COOLER! (A/N リスペクト if あなた know the reference!!!)
(｡・`ω´･)ΘƲτ Șίɖε!!!!
Rayla: Well imma just give ya a free 日 cause I have no idea what to do for a challenge so... I'll just have ya sing a song and あなた can go.
All: *groan*
Rayla: TSK TSK y'all should know によって now! Also heard most of ya are having relation ship problems while I'm still forever Alone xP....SING CAUSE YO MAMA SAID!
Alejandro: 愛 me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea
Courtney: "High maintenance" means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean
Gwen: Kill me romantically
Lucas: Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum
LeShawana: 苦い and dumb
You're my sugarplum
Cody: You're awful...I 愛 you!
All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
愛 me dead!
Cody: You're a faith-healer on TV
Crystal: You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Dj: Leave me alone
Destrey: You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature, finger-bangin' my heart
Ava: あなた call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
Owen: You're hideous...and sexy!
All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in bed
It must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
愛 me dead!
Wow! Uh!
Robin: 愛 me cancerously...
All: Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Billy: How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast
Noah: You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!
All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in bed
Wha' 'bout the sign on my head?
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
愛 me dead! 愛 me dead! 愛 me dead!
Oh...love...me...dead!
Rayla: *in high-pitched voice* AMAZING! Oh ya! I learned a new trick from Adventure Time! *throws down key and a door appears* HATERS GONNA HATE! :D *Jumps threw door*
Samanthat: Yokes....
WITH ALEJANDRO!
Alejandro: Now who to apologies to next.....?
Gwen, LeShawana, & Duncan: *walking by*
Alejandro: *snaps his fingers* Of course! :D *Walks over to them* Holla chikas, bromigo....
LeShawana: What do あなた want?!
Duncan: If あなた came to trying to キッス my pasty, Consider yourself dead. *LeShawana&Duncan look at Gwen*
Gwen:...um...........YA!
Duncan: Fail.....:P
Gwen: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO SAY!
Alejandro: *clears throat* Anyways, I wanted to apologise to あなた LeShawana. I had no right to seduce あなた last season. And Duncan and Gwen? I am very sorry I made Tyler tell on あなた two.
All 3: 8O
Alejandro: Now I have to go apologise to others. *walks off*
All 3: 8O
WITH CRYSTAL&DJ
Crystal: So Dj....?
Dj: Yo?
Crystal: I've been meaning to tell you....
Dj: Crystal there's a....
Crystal: I really..
Dj: Crystal!!!
Crystal: I really like あなた :)
Dj: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off screaming.
Crystal: :( Wha......?
Monster: GRRRRRRR!!!!!
Crystal: HOLY! AHHHGHHHH!!! *runs off*
WITH OTHERS
Destrey: Gather 'round kiddies! Father Destrey has a story for あなた all!
*Mirra, Owen, Geoff, Noah, and 星, つ星 gather round*
Destrey: Court, ya coming?
Courtney: UGH!
Destrey: *shrugs*
Courtney: D:< NICE PANTS FAGGOT FACE! *storms off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey:.....................SHE LIKES MY PANTS :D
Courtney: UHG! How am I supposed to make him jelouse if he doesn't even notice I'm ignoring him! Time for plan B >:D
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: THANKS COURT! :D As I was saying-
Alejandro: Um... Owen.... I would like to say I am sorry! I did not deserve to treat あなた like I did last season. So... Um yes.... *walks off*
All: 8O
Destrey: DANGIT I FORGOT WHAT MY STORY WAS! *pretends to cry* I'm sorry! 3: *runs off*
Mirra: *sighs* I'm gonna go talk to him. *Fallows*
*Door appears and Rayla walks threw*
Rayla: Y'all no need to be here! *pushes Geoff and Owen threw door*
Noah: Where does that take them?
Rayla: *shrugs and throws down key and jumps threw door*
Noah: So Star.... I really Li-
Star: Like あなた :D Me to.....
Noah: Great! :)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D FINALLY!!!!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
WITH CODY AND OWEN
Owen: So then the monster ate us and I ended up here! I don't know where Geoff is Thoe!
Cody: Ya, ya, great. So what should I do?!
Owen: Well, あなた gotta seem better then Shane! Which will be really hard because he's SHANE! I mean who wouldn't 愛 a person who looks like a cartoon!
Cody: -.-
Rayla: *comes out of door* WELL! This episode is pointless and あなた all probably hate it but whatever! Ebony questions!
Ebony: So.... Was this episode pure shiz nipple?, What do ya think of me?, Uh.....why are most of the free days fluffy?! あなた probably won't find out 次 time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!!
Destrey: Wait......SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY PANTS!!! D:<
(Ya.... I'm disappointed with this...... We'll leave 質問 and stuff! PEACE! Abby/Starburst-Rock!)
Vamp Enikah. Thanks Flo_and_Trent!!
