Justin: こんにちは Alejandro! Guess what I did last night?
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: あなた son of a-
*10 分 later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*
Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!
Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
愛 therapist: Are あなた joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. あなた kicked him between the legs so many times that even of あなた did get back together, あなた wouldn't be able to have kids!
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. フレンズ don't キッス friends' boyfriends, あなた know what I'm sayin'?
Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND あなた in TDI. あなた thought あなた were SO cool. TDA あなた were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and あなた killed a pastor.
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell あなた what あなた did. あなた made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.
Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
ランダム guy #1: Heather. What are あなた doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
ランダム guy #2: Hey, あなた 発言しました we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
ランダム guy #3: Heather, あなた little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, あなた really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.
Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a 落花生, ピーナッツ suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.