i'll start
name:jason
fav gun:sniper rifle
people like to kill:hippies and nerds
no gang

Charlie
a british gun used during the revalutionary war
drug-addicts
no gang

name: mary
fav gun: double barrel
kills: anyone who messes with her
gang: N/A

Hippie:hey man wanna join revolution to save the trees
Jason:screw you *shoots him through the chest*
Hippie:why man

mary: nice aim

Jason:thank you i hate hippies and you

mary: *puts finger on trigger* why me?

Jason:no I meant do you hate hippies

mary: only if they're trying to pull of their "save the enviroment" bullcrap on me *shoots hippie in the leg*

Jason:nice shot but aim for best spot *shoots hippie below the belt*

mary: i dont shoot them like that. i tend to let them reproduce or else we wont have anymore hippies to shoot

Charlie:*sitting down on an old tree stump poloshing her gun**in a british aacent*I don't 'oot hippie'. I 'oot those darn bloody drug addicts.

mary: i sorta shoot anyone who gets in my way

Jason:ay yo a hippie parade

mary: *reloads gun* where?

Jason:that way *points north to a hippie parade* please tell me you have a machine gun

mary: better *pulls out a fairchild republic A-10 thunderboltII*

Charlie:Wh 'oo-*sudenly becomes facinated with the gun that mary is holding*OOOO~

(Forgot this one anyone want to continue)

(I do!)

(Ok)
Jason:snap out of it there is a hippie parade, hold on gotta make a call *calls sam* hey sam I need my buddy

Sam:say no more
*few minutes later a truck arrives*

Sam:*hands Jason a rocket launcher and a license for it* uh here kid *throws a ak-47 to charlie* kill em gud *drives off*

Charlie:*looks at the ak-47 and then at jason*But I don't shoot hippies...*finds a drug addict and shoots it with her old gun*