I'm so bored of waiting for chocopockyninja to fucking IM me .3. So I made this. Enjoy, if あなた can xD
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*applause*
Me: *siting comfortably in a chair, folding hands on lap upon a stage* Good evening, everyone. Today I have with me one of my もっと見る 人気 OC's, Sofie.
*applause*
Sofie: *walks on stage like a pimp and sits in a chair across from me* 'sup.
Me: ._. ...I understand あなた have had a busy schedule lately. Thank あなた for making time to be on the show.
Sofie: Yeah, seriously. あなた took me away from my kid for this? *knocks over a glass of water on table*
Me: あなた have a child? o_o;;
Sofie: Oh, don't act like あなた don't know. Alois Trancy, remember?
Me: I don't recall あなた ever actually giving birth to him, therefore he cannot be your legitimate offspr--
Sofie: LIES!! *flips 表, テーブル over*
Me: *continues to sit quietly* ... *adjusts glasses* News is あなた have a "team". Mind telling us about that?
Sofie: *sits down again and crosses legs like a slut xD* Well, Betty--
Me: It's Lolly.
Sofie: Haha, yeah, STFU. Anyway, my team is Team S.A.G.S.
Me: Team.. Sags? .__.;;
Sofie: Yeah. Sofie, Alois, Grell and Sebas-chan -w-
Me: I don't quite understand.
Sofie: We're an organization of sexy trannies. Okay? How can あなた not grasp that? Damn, you're slow. And was that tiny glass of water all あなた have to offer, あなた chubby little ginger? Where are the cookies!? The Kool-Aid!? THE POCKY!!??
Me: There is none.
Sofie: あなた have a problem. A HUUGEEEE problem. You. Me. Doctor. Later.
Me: ...Anyhow, what about your relationships? Are あなた interested in any of my other OCs?
Sofie: What do あなた mean, "other OCs"? あなた barely have any, and only one boy.
Me: Ami? o_o;;
Sofie: No, dipshit, Tuberculosis. YES AMI.
Me: Is there something あなた don't like about him?
Sofie: あなた kidding? -w- He's totally hot. But he doesn't seem to like me.
Me: You? Oh, I wonder why >_>;;
Sofie: Oh, tell me about it! I'm sweet, amazing, funny, sociable, talented-- *gropes self xD* --LOOK AT THESE THINGS! I'M FLAWLESS!
Me: Actually, I created あなた with many flaws. For one, あなた cannot cook.
Sofie: WHAT!? DD<
Me: または sing.
Sofie: LIES!!
Me: または dance.
Sofie: あなた SHITTING WITH ME?
Me: ...Or resist children.
Sofie: THAT IS SO-- okay besides that...
Me: ._.
Sofie: S-seriously? TT__TT I have a bunch of flaws!? But I want to be perfect!
Me: What about Buddy? I think he likes あなた the way あなた ar--
Sofie: Oooo, Buddy? Oh yeah, I'd tap that aaalll~ night >8D
Me: /// I'd rather あなた didn't bring that up at a time like--
Sofie: *looks down at phone* HOLD UP. ...You know what, fuck you, fuck your water, fuck your audience; my son just pissed on the carpet back at home. Where's the nearest McDonalds?
Me: Eh.. it's just a few miles south of the station.
Sofie: *stands up and shoves phone in pocket* Bye bitch. *exits like a BOSS*
*crickets*
Me: ...Next time on the Lolly4me2 Files, Eiko Usagi. Goodnight.
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*applause*
Me: *siting comfortably in a chair, folding hands on lap upon a stage* Good evening, everyone. Today I have with me one of my もっと見る 人気 OC's, Sofie.
*applause*
Sofie: *walks on stage like a pimp and sits in a chair across from me* 'sup.
Me: ._. ...I understand あなた have had a busy schedule lately. Thank あなた for making time to be on the show.
Sofie: Yeah, seriously. あなた took me away from my kid for this? *knocks over a glass of water on table*
Me: あなた have a child? o_o;;
Sofie: Oh, don't act like あなた don't know. Alois Trancy, remember?
Me: I don't recall あなた ever actually giving birth to him, therefore he cannot be your legitimate offspr--
Sofie: LIES!! *flips 表, テーブル over*
Me: *continues to sit quietly* ... *adjusts glasses* News is あなた have a "team". Mind telling us about that?
Sofie: *sits down again and crosses legs like a slut xD* Well, Betty--
Me: It's Lolly.
Sofie: Haha, yeah, STFU. Anyway, my team is Team S.A.G.S.
Me: Team.. Sags? .__.;;
Sofie: Yeah. Sofie, Alois, Grell and Sebas-chan -w-
Me: I don't quite understand.
Sofie: We're an organization of sexy trannies. Okay? How can あなた not grasp that? Damn, you're slow. And was that tiny glass of water all あなた have to offer, あなた chubby little ginger? Where are the cookies!? The Kool-Aid!? THE POCKY!!??
Me: There is none.
Sofie: あなた have a problem. A HUUGEEEE problem. You. Me. Doctor. Later.
Me: ...Anyhow, what about your relationships? Are あなた interested in any of my other OCs?
Sofie: What do あなた mean, "other OCs"? あなた barely have any, and only one boy.
Me: Ami? o_o;;
Sofie: No, dipshit, Tuberculosis. YES AMI.
Me: Is there something あなた don't like about him?
Sofie: あなた kidding? -w- He's totally hot. But he doesn't seem to like me.
Me: You? Oh, I wonder why >_>;;
Sofie: Oh, tell me about it! I'm sweet, amazing, funny, sociable, talented-- *gropes self xD* --LOOK AT THESE THINGS! I'M FLAWLESS!
Me: Actually, I created あなた with many flaws. For one, あなた cannot cook.
Sofie: WHAT!? DD<
Me: または sing.
Sofie: LIES!!
Me: または dance.
Sofie: あなた SHITTING WITH ME?
Me: ...Or resist children.
Sofie: THAT IS SO-- okay besides that...
Me: ._.
Sofie: S-seriously? TT__TT I have a bunch of flaws!? But I want to be perfect!
Me: What about Buddy? I think he likes あなた the way あなた ar--
Sofie: Oooo, Buddy? Oh yeah, I'd tap that aaalll~ night >8D
Me: /// I'd rather あなた didn't bring that up at a time like--
Sofie: *looks down at phone* HOLD UP. ...You know what, fuck you, fuck your water, fuck your audience; my son just pissed on the carpet back at home. Where's the nearest McDonalds?
Me: Eh.. it's just a few miles south of the station.
Sofie: *stands up and shoves phone in pocket* Bye bitch. *exits like a BOSS*
*crickets*
Me: ...Next time on the Lolly4me2 Files, Eiko Usagi. Goodnight.
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Kenya *writing *
her poem
I watch the rain fall but something strange happen It was blood tripping down from the 雲, クラウド I wondered why the lord did that I turn to two girls with cuts on their arm I look scared at my siperiod and wonder what the ナイフ for my superiod cut my arm until red blood squirt out of my arm I scream of pain at the ナイフ cutting at my skin I fell hard to the ground hoping the pain will stop I turn to the girls like they wanted me to help them I stood up and hold my arm close watching blood drip the 次 time I saw them I had a scar which scratch in my skin Emo
her poem
I watch the rain fall but something strange happen It was blood tripping down from the 雲, クラウド I wondered why the lord did that I turn to two girls with cuts on their arm I look scared at my siperiod and wonder what the ナイフ for my superiod cut my arm until red blood squirt out of my arm I scream of pain at the ナイフ cutting at my skin I fell hard to the ground hoping the pain will stop I turn to the girls like they wanted me to help them I stood up and hold my arm close watching blood drip the 次 time I saw them I had a scar which scratch in my skin Emo
Age:16
City: Mayfield, New York
Fears: Bees, rejection
Bio: Bio: She's a very unique person, she acts like the tough girl but she's very shy at times. She has very useful skills in technology but she reads. She HATES Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner but she loves Taylor 迅速, スウィフト and George Lopez. She doesn't like to act in public but when she's wth her フレンズ and family she can be very very VERY dramatic. A Noah and Courtney obsesser, thank あなた very much. And hidden in her locket is a picture of her and her grandmother. When crystal was 13 here grandmother died of murder によって a drunk guy so that locket so that locket means a lot to her. Once she met her best friend, Delores, she has gotten over her grandmother very well.
Personality: She's very moody, can laugh easliy, likes to joke around, but hates to be wrong. When on here good side, she can be a lot of fun, but when she's mad または sad, she tends to be uhh violent.
Crush: Noah, Tyler
Enimies: Duncan, Gwen