(WARNING: THIS PART CONTAINS KENDALL. XD)

Kendall : *walks into 1B with multiple instruments* Hey, people. :D

Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : Hi.

EC : *laying on his bed* *drinking lemonade*

EC : (in confessional) Yeah. I'm practically don't have to do this instrumental sh*t because apparently all I have to do is sing, dance, and look good. Easy.

Kendall : Here's your guys' instruments. *points to the multiple instruments he brought in* *pulls out a guitar* This is for you, Drake.

ドレイク, ドレーク : *grabs the guitar* (Keep in mind I don't know anything about the guitar. I'm a percussionist, not that shit. XD)

Kendall : *pulls out a tambourine* And this is for you, Marcus.

Marcus : *grabs the tambourine*

Marcus : (in confessional) Okay. Now I think I can play a meaaaaann tambo. It's like preparing ピザ dough for a pizza- Uh.... Not that I'd know または anything. I don't cook... >_>"

Kendall : *pulls out maracas* And for you, Blaine.

Blaine : *grabs the maracas* ._."

Blaine : (in confessional) The maracas? Really? They're not even important. I mean, I'm pretty talented, so wouldn't I have a もっと見る important instrument?

Kendall : So あなた guys know how to use those, right?

Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : Yeah.

Kendall : Okay. Now let's go over your song's instrumental.

(After the instrumental...)

Kendall : あなた b*tches are ready. :D Now who's wants some Pedo-Beer? eUe *pulls out a bottle of ビール that has Pedo-Bear's face on it*

Marcus : H*LL YEA-

Blaine : *covers Marcus's mouth* Oh no. We'll pass. ^_^"

Kendall : Come on, guys. This sh*t's good and I just wanna share it with some pals. D:

Blaine : No thanks.

Kendall : あなた b*tches ain't no fun. >:U See ya, h*es. *leaves 1B and goes to 2B*

Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : ._."

(in 2B)

Kendall : *walks into 2B* Hey, h*es. T_T

Liam : Why do あなた sound all down in the dumps? ._.

Kendall : Cuz the b*tches back in 1B didn't wanna share with me. *crosses his arms and pouts like a little kid*

Liam : What were あなた trying to share?

Kendall : Oh, just some Pedo-Beer.. Nothing too important. .3.

Liam : PEDO-BEER?! DID あなた SAY PEDO-BEAR?! THAT STUFF'S MY SH*T DOE!!!

Jake : Liam, you're not drinking that crap. ToT

Liam : -o-/) Okay, Jake. I know あなた car about my safety and sh*t like that, but I just want me a niceeee colllddddd glaaaassss of Pedo-Beer. -U-

Jake : No. T.T I'm sorry, Kendall, but we don't want あなた intoxicated, radioactive, acidic ビール that may be p*ss.

Kendall : What?! This isn't p*ss!! >:U

Jason : Well it kinda does look like p*ss....

Kendall : How the h*ll does this sh*t look like p*ss?!?!

Jason : I mean, the color......

Jake : The texture....

Jason : Oh, and the-

Kendall : STOP TALKING ABOUT MY D*MN PEDO-BEER, B*TCHES!!!!!! >:U

Jason and Jake : ._."

Kendall : Now I'm gonna give あなた b*tches your d*mn sh*tty-*ss instruments. I'm p*ssed-the-f*ck-off doe. ToT" *pulls out a keyboard* This is for you, Liam. T_T"

Liam : *grabs the keyboard*

Kendall : *pulls out a ベース guitar* And this is for you, B*TCH. >:T

Jake : Uhh.... *grabs the ベース guitar*

Kendall : *pulls out an electric guitar* And this is for you, H*E. >:U

Jason : ._." *grabs the electric guitar*

Kendall : Now あなた better take good *ss care of that sh*t, h*e, cuz dat's my sh*t. Like, that's mine. For real. I got that sh*t for like, at a mere $69,000 doe. Don't mess up my expensive sh*t, h*e. T_T

Jason : Umm... I'll try... ._."

Kendall : Now あなた b*tches better know how to play these instruments- Sh*t, even if あなた don't, I ain't gonna help あなた poor *sses. Now let's start doing the instrumental of this d*mn punk-*ss song. ToT"

(After the instrumental...)

Kendall : Okay, Ima break it to あなた punk-*ss, dumb-*ss song... That sh*t sucked fat guy *ss. But hey, that's okay. Some of yo' ファン may like some fat guy *ss- I ain't gonna hate.

Jake : (in confessional) One word to describe Kendall? Great guy when he's sane, crazy *ss guy when he's p*ssed. He practically turns black when he's in that state. ._."

Kendall : Now I suggest あなた b*tches come outside cuz Ima announce the 次 h*e that's gonna help.

Kendall, Jason, Jake, and Liam : *go out of 2B*

(outside)

Kendall : *pulls out a megaphone and puts it up to his mouth* Ladies and b*tches, come outside and listen what I gotta say. T_T"

Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, and Lilyth : *come outside*

Gabriella : FINALLY. SOMEONE ISN'T YELLING IN THAT D*MN MEGAPHONE.

Autumn : Uh.... Gabi? I think your ears are f*cked up due to the loudness. ._.

Gabriella : WHAT?!????!?? WHAT'D あなた SAY?!!???!!

Autumn : (in confessional) Gosh. She sounds like my grandma. -.-"

Kendall : I'm not in the mood to f*ck around so don't even bother me. -o-"

Ronnie : Why? :o

Kendall : Oh, あなた won't get me. v_v

Riley : Come on, Kendy. Tell us why. :U

Trinity : Yeah, Kendall. :U

Kendall : Fine... No one wants to share some Pedo-Beer with me. v_v

Ronnie : PEDO-BEER?!?!

Kendall : Yeah. ._.

Ronnie : I don't know what the f*ck that sh*t is. ._.

Trinity : EWWW!!! THAT SH*T LOOKS LIKE P*SS!!!!!!

Lilyth. : OMG. It does! :O

Jason : See?

Riley : Okay. That sh*t has to he some p*ss.

Ronnie : I bet it's some sh*t that makes あなた fall asleep so ペドベアー could find あなた and rape the sh*t out of you.

Ember : But ペドベアー likes little kids. What the f*ck is a kid doing drinking beer?

Molly : Maybe the kid's crazy. ._.

Trinity : It's a possibility. :U

Kendall : *sighs* No one will ever get me. v-v Anyway, your 次 helper will be Raymond and Gino. Only the guys get them. Ladies, あなた could sit out on this one, too, maybe work on your 歌う and dancing または something. Raymond's going to help あなた get built to get all the lady fans, and Gino's going to help あなた know what the ファン would like out of you. あなた guys could go back into your RVs now. I'm just going to 1H..... Maybe f*ck a couple of girls..... Drink my sorrows away....... v_v

Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, Lilyth, Jason, Jake, and Liam : ._." *go back to their RVs*

Kendall : *goes into 1H*

(Bro, that was a lot of cussing. :O I don't recommend あなた 読書 this if you're around あなた parents and they don't like あなた 読書 inappropriate stuff, such as mine. v_v Anyway, how'd あなた like it? Did I express your character well? Do I need to improve on anything? Leave your コメント in the コメント boxy thingy. The 次 part will come soon hopefully. :P)