This is a romance meme in honor of Valentine's day! The results are sexual, flirtatious and all around completely awkward.
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if あなた have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of あなた who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I 愛
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in 愛 with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] または stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I 愛 you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! あなた can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... あなた were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never ラップ your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find あなた super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making あなた like another girl または anything because I want to passionately makeout with あなた on my ベッド または anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts キス her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with あなた anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in 愛 with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on あなた with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating または does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up によって [10], on a blind 日付 with [7]. Does the 日付 go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the 日付 has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under 表, テーブル with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the 表, テーブル again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts キス him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask あなた something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO あなた HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this 質問 has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes ホーム and finds [1] in ベッド with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess 桃, ピーチ cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did あなた know 桃, ピーチ and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet 愛 scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made あなた a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are 苦い rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do あなた want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have あなた seen her eyes? あなた can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before あなた can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] または [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with あなた when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with あなた when I'm a guy! It's a wonder あなた haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do あなた talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] または [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud または gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in 愛 with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if あなた have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of あなた who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I 愛
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in 愛 with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] または stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I 愛 you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! あなた can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... あなた were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never ラップ your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find あなた super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making あなた like another girl または anything because I want to passionately makeout with あなた on my ベッド または anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts キス her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with あなた anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in 愛 with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on あなた with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating または does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up によって [10], on a blind 日付 with [7]. Does the 日付 go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the 日付 has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under 表, テーブル with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the 表, テーブル again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts キス him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask あなた something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO あなた HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this 質問 has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes ホーム and finds [1] in ベッド with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess 桃, ピーチ cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did あなた know 桃, ピーチ and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet 愛 scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made あなた a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are 苦い rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do あなた want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have あなた seen her eyes? あなた can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before あなた can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] または [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with あなた when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with あなた when I'm a guy! It's a wonder あなた haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do あなた talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] または [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud または gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in 愛 with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."
