Tiva Tiva Quotes!

Lie_to_Me_123 posted on Nov 05, 2009 at 12:14PM
Well, I saw this on the Huddy spot, so I thought we could try it here?

Anyway, just put quotes that apply to Tiva.

This could be:

1. Quotes that they've said to each other.
2. From Tony about Ziva.
3. From Ziva about Tony.
4. From other people about their relationship.
5. Just random quotes that remind you of them!

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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
I'm gonna start this forum off with the first words that Ziva said to Tony :D

Ziva: Having phone sex?

-Kill Ari, Part 1.
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1年以上前 maddy12 said…
-Truth or Consequences, Season 7

Ziva: Tony, WHY are you here?
Tony: Couldn't live without you, I guess.

I love this one! :D
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Ziva: Because you've always had my back.

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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
Just a conversation between our favorite medical examiner and crazy ninja chick.:)

Ducky: Well, why do you monitor Tony?
Ziva: I don't monitor Tony.
Ducky: Yes, you do, my dear.Like a mother with a toddler.
Ziva: That's a good description.
Ducky: Or a woman with a wayward lover.

-Angel Of Death, Season 4 finale.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Ziva: Do you ever think about Soulmates?
Tony: They were on Decker, right? Sort of a disco thing? Sing a few bars, I'll get it.
Ziva: You'll never get it.

-Designated Target, Season 5.
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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
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How could anyone leave this out?

Tony: Didn't we get our fill of secret agendas and lying and manipulation during the previous administration?
Ziva: Look, I, too, had hoped things would be different by now.
Tony: I'd like to go up and give Vance a piece of my mind.
Ziva: The way you're losing it, I don't think you have enough to spare!
Tony: I'd take that toothpick of his and shove it up the SecNav's cigar.
Ziva: You have had enough of this job, then.
Tony: I like the job. I don't like the politics. Wasn't kidding about that part earlier.
Ziva: If you had ever had some military training, then maybe you would have learned to follow orders.
Tony: What, like you? We were given a direct order not to engage. I recall that you were the first one to throw a punch.
Ziva: It was a reflex!
Tony: Hmm. Really? Then what happened after? The last thing I remember before the lights went out was you Kimbo Slicing through a room full of guards. Was that a reflex?
Ziva: Yes! It was! Gunshot went off. I saw you -- [long pause]
Tony: I'm tired of pretending.
Ziva: So am I.

-Cloak, Season 6.

After the scene, I was like, "Holy cow, they almost slipped!" I loved this scene so much.:) They were being less subtle. Or at least Ziva is. I don't know with Tony, because I'm not sure if he was referring to having to lie for the administration, or if he's tired of playing games with Ziva.

But still, this episode could be considered a turning point in the Tony/Ziva dynamic.
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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
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And don't forget this golden Tiva moment:

(Ziva gives Tony her long stare.)
Tony: What?
Ziva: You seem, um…different.
Tony: Taller? Hotter?
Ziva: Older.
Tony: Well, it’s been over four months.
Ziva: You still beating yourself up over Jenny?
Tony: (looks away from Ziva) Not as much as I used to.
Ziva: Drinking?
Tony: Not as much as I used to.
(Ziva touches his shoulder to get him to look at her)
Ziva: You could have called.

-Agent Afloat, Season 6

I remember hating Gibbs for awhile afterwards. HE JUST CHOSE THE WRONG MOMENT TO END THE PHONECALL AND STEP IN. Gibbs, that was just great.
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
Tony: [holding a letter] You ever lied to someone you love?
Ziva: [pauses] yes.
Tony: Did they ever forgive you?
Ziva: They never found out.

A heart-to-heart between Tony and Ziva. Heartbreaking, as well.
Abby: Everybody else gave you up for dead, even Ziva.

It's one of the reasons why I love Abby so much, you know? She's such a great friend.:) Who knows, maybe she'll be the one who'd get Tony and Ziva together!
(Tony headslaps McGee)
McGee: What was that for?
Tony: Believeing I was dead.
McGee: Hey, I never believed you were dead.Ziva's the one who gave up on you.
(Tony looks at her)
Ziva: Don't even think about the head slap!

The way he looked at her when McGee mentioned that Ziva's the one who gave up.....DAMN.
McGee: Tony wouldnt've carried it with him, ya know? His sheild and his id, not if he was undercover.I mean, he would've stashed it in the car.Maybe under the seat.Just because we found his id doesn't mean it's Tony.
Ziva: His car, his weapon, both of his cell phones, McGee?

Everyone can tell Ziva was on the verge of breaking in that scene. The worry was written all over her face. You just can't help feeling her pain.

-All quotes from Bury Your Dead, Season 5.

1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Ziva: What?
Tony: You don't look so bad. McGee said you were a wreck.
[Goes to touch Ziva's head, but she slams his hand down on the desk] I was just gonna tussle your hair. Sometimes it makes you smile.
Ziva: Sorry.

- Recoil, Season 5.

Also in that episode...

Tony: I wasn't trying to make light of what you went through. Just trying to snap you out of your headspace.
Ziva: I have perfectly good space in my head.
Tony: Great. Then let's get a drink. You talk, I'll listen.


Ziva: But for my sanity, could you stop calling me probie?
Tony: But I say it with LOVE.

- Code of Conduct, Season 7

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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Ziva: It was no secret. He's writing about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Lisa and her broken heart.
Ziva: The memento she keeps from a relationship that would never have a chance to happen.
Tony: Yeah, where’s he getting that? Or the scene between Lisa and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets.
Ziva: [Laughs] When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis.
Tony: Yeah! I mean the hidden struggle between ‘who he is?’ and ‘what he’s becoming?’ I don't even know what it is.
Ziva: Totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen.

- Cover Story, Season 4.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Tony: She died alone.
Ziva: We are all alone.
Tony: Yeah, thanks for that. I just mean that she never got married, never had any children. I never even heard her talk about it.
Ziva: (Sighs and looks away.)
Tony: Paris... That’s when it must have happened.
Ziva: The two of them alone, in another world…
Tony: Putting their lives in each others hands, every day.
Ziva: Not to mention the long nights…
Tony: It was inevitable.
Ziva: Nothing is inevitable.

-Judgement Day, Part 2.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Tony: Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Ziva: I can disarm it.
Tony: OK... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this.
Ziva: If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence.
Tony: Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! ZIVA! This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!
Ziva: Then why are you following me Tony?
Tony: I don't frickin' know!
Ziva: Here, hold this.
Tony: Any idea what's going to happen if this cellphone rings?... I can see down your shirt right now.
Ziva: I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.
Tony: What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
Ziva: I'm talking about you and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.
Tony: Well, I'm looking down your shirt right now.
Ziva: See anything good?
Tony: Yeah. Real good, but I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying... (Ziva clips the wire) over.
Ziva: Not worth dying over. (She zips up her jacket) I'll remember that.
Tony: What if I said it was?
Ziva: Now you'll never know.

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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Tony: I had no choice.
Ziva: That's a lie.
Tony: Why would I lie to you, Ziva?
Ziva: To save your worthless ass.
Tony: From who? Vance? Mossad?
Ziva: You jeopardized your entire career and for what?
Tony: For you. He was playing you Ziva.
Ziva: And for some reason you felt it was your to job to protect me?!
Tony: I did what I had to do.
Ziva: You killed him.
Tony: If I hadn't you be having this conversation with him, but maybe that's the way you'd prefer it.
Ziva: Perhaps I would!
Tony: Okay, why don't you just get this out. You wanna take a punch, take a swing, get it out of your system, go ahead, do it!
Ziva: Be careful, Tony, because much like Michael I only need one.
Tony: And that's what you're really angry isn't it? That's what's bothering you. It's not that he's dead, it's that your Mossad boyfriend got his ass kicked by a chump like me!
Ziva: You took advantage of him.
Tony: He attacked me! What was I supposed to....
[Ziva kicks Tony to the ground.]
Ziva: You saw a glass table, you pushed him back, you dropped him on it. He was impaled in the side by a shard of glass, bloody... gasping for air....
Tony: I guess you read my report.
Ziva: I memorised it! You could've left it at that, you could've walked away, but no, you let him up! You put four in his chest!
Tony: You weren't there.
Ziva: You could've put one in his leg!
Tony: You. Weren't. There.
Ziva: But I should've been!
Tony: You loved him...
Ziva: I guess I'll never know.

- Aliyah, Season 6 Finale.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Ziva: I'm braless.
Tony: I noticed that earlier. But on a phone, they're bars.

- Boxed In, Season 3


Abby [to Tony & Nikki over teleconference]: I didn't know you guys were sharing a room.
Ziva [to Abby]: They're sharing a room?
Tony: We're not exactly sharing a room.
Ziva: Either they're sharing a room, or they're not sharing a room, I don't see what's so exact or not exact about it.

- In the Zone, Season 5
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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
This is another one of their few Green Eyed Monster moments:

Ziva: It is very clear what you would like to have against her.
Tony: Excuse me?
Ziva: You want to sleep with her.
Tony: I... well, so what if I do?
Ziva: Same old Tony. I thought the new Tony wanted something more.. a real relationship.
Tony: I was pretending to be someone else!
Ziva: Well, you could've fooled me. I thought you had grown.
Tony: I'm not particularly interested in outgrowing sex.
Ziva: Sure it would be nice Tony, but it would be meaningless, empty; it would be wrong for you! She's a pretty girl, but she's just a girl! The man you were becoming needs a woman! Or at least I thought you did.
she leaves and Tony stares after her)

-Identity Crisis, Season 5.

The man he was becoming needs a woman. Apparently, the woman Ziva was referring to was herself. I think she couldn't be any more obvious.

Sadly though, I feel as if she has to get a projector so that Tony could CLEARLY UNDERSTAND what her signals and things she say to him mean.
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1年以上前 Blue85 said…
Ziva: What are you doing?
Tony: I'm trying to picture you pregnant.
Ziva: Don't!
Tony: I have to, I'm gonna be a father! (If only...)
-Under Covers: Season 3

Tony: Hey, listen, if this thing goes off, I just want you to know....
Ziva: This is not your fault, Tony.
Tony: Uh, no, I was going to say your life would have had more meaning if you would have slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind, perhaps I would have.
Tony: Really?
Ziva: No.
-Boxed In Season 3

Ziva: (After Tony receives a phone call) So, test results came back already?
Tony: (Sarcastic) Yes, I'm pregnant, McGee is going to be very proud.
-Driven, Season 4

1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
Tony and Ziva talking about McGee and his new ladylove:

Ziva: Well they seem good together...like it was meant to be?
Tony: If you believe in that kinda thing.
-Endgame, Season 7.


1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Ziva: The last thing I need is a Chad Dunham... HOWEVER...
Tony: What?
[Both Laugh]

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1年以上前 Blue85 said…
Tony: I'm sorry, Ziva.
Ziva: No. It is I who am sorry.
(She touches his face and kisses his cheek gently)

Such a heartfelt moment.

1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Gibbs [to Ziva]: He's not the only one you need to speak to.

- Reunion, Season 7


This quote is from Bones and I thought it really suited them after I saw it on a YouTube video.

Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh there's nobody out there for me." But all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while...every once in a while, two people meet and there's that spark. And yes, Bones, he's handsome and she's beautiful and maybe that's all they see at first, but making love...making love...that's when two people become one.

Brennan: It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.

Booth: Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.

Brennan: To what? Breaking the laws of physics?

Booth: Yeah, Bones. A miracle.
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1年以上前 Blue85 said…
(Ziva and Tony go to leave and Ziva notices the pictures of her in her bathing suit tacked to a tack board.)
Ziva: What are those doing on your wall?
Tony: How…how did those get there?
(walking ship)
Ziva: McGee was specifically told to destroy those photos.
Tony: I guess he forgot.
Ziva: Well then perhaps I should remind him.
Tony: Go easy on the lad. He’s had a rough summer.
Ziva: Well we all have.
Tony: I think it was especially difficult for McGeek; doesn’t handle change well, never has.
Ziva: He seems fine.
Tony: Please, cooped up in that techno-basement for four months? You know how much he loves pounding the pavement, working leads, interrogating.
Ziva: Ha! McGee?
Tony: Yeah, not to mention Gibbs, Duckster, you and me, Abs. I mean, everyone knows how close those two are.
Ziva: McGee was in the subbasement, Tony. They had lunch every week.
Tony: It’s not the same. You get used to seeing someone every day, talking to ‘em, relying on ‘em, then all of a sudden they’re not there.
Ziva: It’s all part of the job.
Tony: Doesn’t make it any easier… for McGee.
--Agent Afloat
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"You never lose by loving. You always lost by holding back."

It really fits them, especially considering their line of work. They've got nothing to lose right? BUT GOD, they're so afraid of saying those three words to each other.

Just a few hours ago, I was talking to myself out loud, in front of the computer. I was asking myself,

"I wonder what would hurt more....having their feelings out in the open, or not saying it until it's too late?"

I just realized that Tony and Ziva's relationship consists of lots of interruptions.....and a thought suddenly popped out in my head.

"What if this time they get interrupted by a gun shot...? Or anything more brutal?"
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
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The perfect Jealous Tony/Ziva tagline:

"He that is not jealous is not in love."
~St. Augustine

So....I think I've seen enough Jealous Tony moments as of now....I miss seeing a Jealous Ziva. *Ehem* Identity Crisis and In The Zone

those are the best Jealous Ziva moments. Honestly I'd like to see more of 'em. It's funny seeing Tony go crazy about some guy Ziva has the hots [ewww.] for, but I think Ziva needs to play fair too. It's her turn to get jealous.:)
1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
I think I might DIE if a gunshot interrupted them!
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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
HAHAHAH! And I'd like to see one of 'em ask why he/she is jealous of him/her..... And the person being asked wouldn't suddenly shy away from the question.

1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
It's actually funny when they get jealous of each other until a person [not necessarily one of them] gets killed in the process.:( And then it makes them hate each other:(
1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Like He Who Shall Not Be Named. :(
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. "-Anonymous

It's Ziva on Tony/Jeanne Relationship; Tony on Ziva/Rivkin.
Or basically every time Tony or Ziva hooks up with someone else.

E.g: All Tony's one-night stands and Ziva's "boys".


1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. "-Shawna Waltemyer

1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
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1年以上前 NCIS_Addict_87 said…
Hmm... here's a few quotes/convos:

1.Loves this one <3
Ziva: Do you still have those reservations?
Tony: Mm....?
Ziva: My treat.
Tony: Okay (spins around hurredly)
Tony: I'll catch up!
(Goes to get a bag with...a risque nightgown in it)
Ziva: You will not be needing that!

2.Hilarious! <3
Tony: Oooh.....yeah, baby, oh come'on.....oh come'on, come'on......oh....yikes!
Ziva: (reading a book): I'm trying to concentrate!
Tony: That makes two of us then doesn't it......Ziva?
Ziva: Is it work related?
Tony: Of course it's work related......Ziva!
McGee (reading Tony's computer screen): JudgeMyTush.com?
Tony: Hey! Little privacy here, Probie!
(McGee starts walking back to his desk) Ziva (about his tush): I give it a four.
McGee: Are you kidding me? Four?
Ziva: Out of five I think that's good, isn't it?
McGee (smiles): Out of five. Tony: What do you think about this one? (bends over)
Ziva: No, I will not get involved with this any further.Gibbs always seems to be just around the corner.I---No....No.
Tony: Come'on! What'd 'ya think? Rate it!
Ziva: Fine....A two.
Tony: A two? A two?!
Gibbs: What's a two, DiNozzo?
Tony: I was just explaining the rules to Ziva, boss.
Gibbs: And number two is what?
Tony: You know, I'm always a little fuzzy on two.
Gibbs: Grab your gear.Going to Quanitco.
Tony (to Ziva after Gibbs leaves): A two?
Ziva: I took off three points for excessive hair.
Tony: I don't have.....That's a five. (smiles)
Ziva (laughs): If you shave.
Tony: Shave......

3. =]
Ziva: You really find her attractive?
Tony: Oh, yeah.
Ziva: Well, I want to shoot her.

4. =] <3
(Tony is calling Ziva.She answers)
Tony: Ziva.
Ziva: Tell Abby I'm gonna kill her.
Tony: We love you too.

5. Cuteness!
Ziva: We've been barking up the wrong tree the entire investigation.
Tony: Bush"
Ziva: Sorry. Barking up the wrong...bush?
Tony: (grins) Tree.
1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Tony: I was going to say that your life would have had more meaning if you had slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind perhaps I would have.
Tony: Reeeally?
Ziva: Um, no.

-Boxed In.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. - CARL JUNG.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
'Love is everything it's cracked up to be... it really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.' - ERICA JONG.
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1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Tony: If I could drag her back, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

-Truth or Consequences.
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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
I love the quotes you put in, Dannii:)
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"There's always that one special person that no matter thet they do to you, you just can't let them go."

Pretty much explains what they feel.
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
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"It's easier to fake love, than to hide it.

Now, I've definitely seen this SOMEWHERE.
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
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"It's weird how sometimes things just have to happen to see how you actually feel about someone."

Does that ring any bells Tony? Ziva?

1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"Sometimes the two people most meant for each other, are the last two to realize it."

Sad, but true. Especially with their case.
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"Difficult or easy, pleasant or bitter, you are the same you; I cannot live, with or without you."

>< Now everybody say WHOA. ><

Every single time they say 'I hate you', and when that person actually leaves, they regret ever saying that because it actually means the opposite, but they couldn't say it.
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"You and me are inevitable, you're all that makes me happy but if you break my heart again, I'll kill you."-Anonymous

*Judgement Day, Autopsy Room.* XD.

[He broke her heart since the whole Jeanne fiasco, and still breaks it every time he flirts with other women. Simply because it's not Ziva who Tony is flirting with.]

1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"He smiled and as he did it, she was filled with a sudden triumph and a great ecstasy, for she knew then that he was hers, and she loved him, and it was something she had known from the very beginning. She had known that this thing was to happen, that nothing could prevent it; she was part of his body and part of his mind, they belonged to each other, both wanderers, both fugitives, cast in the same mold."-Anonymous

1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"Someone... someday will come along and make you finally realize why it never worked out with anyone else.-Anonymous"

HAHAHA. It would never work out with anyone else, damnit!
1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"I need someone who can deal with me. I need a guy who will make me see things from a different point of view. I need a guy who will make me talk about the things that scare me. I need a guy who will make me open up to him, a guy who won't give up on me. "-Anonymous

Fits Ziva perfectly, right?

1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
"He would endure a billion head slaps for her."

Thirty Days by Semper Fi NCIS, Fanfiction.net
1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
Thank you, Mikella. The ones you've put in are amazing! <3
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1年以上前 goodgirlmikey said…
Thanks, Dannii:)
1年以上前 Lie_to_Me_123 said…
'You're the only voice my heart can recognise.' - Never Be The Same - CAKE
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