The Fat Controller's Special Pee Pee

Lee continued driving his car, but the road was moving further from the railroad tracks.

Lee: *Sees a wedding car*
Bride: *Steps in front of Lee*
Lee: *Brakes*

The bride was Janet Gunray. She stepped into Lee's car.

Janet: Floor it!
Bill: *Drives as fast as he can* What was that about?
Janet: Bad marriage.
Bill: With who?
Janet: Someone my parents forced me to marry. Take me to the police.
Bill: I'm afraid I can't do that. I need to get to Norfolk Virginia, it's urgent business.
Janet: It'll only take a minute.
Bill: Not enough time ma'am, I can't even waste half a minute.
Janet: You're going 120, I think...

Theme Song: link

The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring... Do I have to tell あなた who's starring in this fanfiction? It's not like あなた don't know what this is about.

Henry: *On the mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting によって three pick up trucks built によって Ford, and GMC*
Henry: *Stops at the station*

The song fades away as Henry begins...

Percy was shunting some coal cars, but they were being troublesome.

Freight Cars: We want a better engine to shunt us!
Percy: Well I'm the best あなた got!
Freight Car #1: No! What about Thomas?
Freight Car #2: または James?
Freight Car #3: または Toby?
Freight Car #4: または Percy?!
Freight Cars: He's already shunting us!
Freight Car #4: Oh.
Percy: *Getting angry* Be quiet! *Bashes freight cars*
Freight Car #1: *Rolling towards buffers*

The freight car soon went into the buffer, and a whistle could be heard as he went in the buffers. Percy didn't know how that happened, but he decided to use it as an advantage...